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Title: "He Shoots!..He Scores!!!"
Post by: SirLoin on April 16, 2002, 10:05:32 AM
Just got call from doctor...A baby "BEEF" is due in 8 months...:D :D :D ...The pressure was on though in the final minutes of the game..It had been three years of being shut out and a visit to the porn mag/paper cup fertility clinic was scheduled for next month...(First one!)
Title: "He Shoots!..He Scores!!!"
Post by: Ripsnort on April 16, 2002, 10:24:57 AM
Way---to---go!  hell, you shoulda hollared, I coulda made that shot for ya for free! :D

Congrats!  You gonna find out what sex it is or wait for the surprise?
Title: "He Shoots!..He Scores!!!"
Post by: Thrawn on April 16, 2002, 10:32:33 AM
WH00P!!!  WTFG LOIN!!  I mean WTFG SIRLOIN!!:D

Congrats man!:)
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Post by: straffo on April 17, 2002, 07:56:53 AM
WTG !

countdown started :)
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Post by: Zippatuh on April 17, 2002, 09:20:54 AM
Outstanding!
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Post by: Wanker on April 17, 2002, 09:33:53 AM
WTG SirFertileLoin! :D
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Post by: Eagler on April 17, 2002, 09:52:09 AM


Enjoy & GL
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Post by: skernsk on April 17, 2002, 10:37:29 AM
GOALGOALGOALGOALGOALGOALGOAL!!!!!


Congrats!
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Post by: Swoop on April 17, 2002, 11:00:17 AM
WTG!


You aint a jaffa after all then?  :D

(http://www.swoop.com/images/logo_small.jpg)
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Post by: midnight Target on April 17, 2002, 12:11:09 PM
Obviously a Hockey or Soccer fan.......in a REAL sport like Basketball we score much more often.:D

Congrats and prepare for the rollercoaster to start down that first hill.:eek:
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Post by: skernsk on April 17, 2002, 01:36:23 PM
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n a REAL sport like Basketball we score much more often.


Isn't basketball the sport where "squeakslap" was coined describing what it looks like when skinny boys with 8 foot arms flail at one another?

Basketball is bellybutton now quit hijacking the "my boys can swim" thread:)
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Post by: Ripsnort on April 17, 2002, 01:54:26 PM
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Originally posted by skernsk


Basketball is bellybutton now quit hijacking the "my boys can swim" thread:)


"Spermsk"....(LOL, that one still cracks me up, I just love the sound of it! Oh, by the way, CON CON CON CON! :D )
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Post by: Skuzzy on April 17, 2002, 01:55:56 PM
Congrats SirLoin,...now be prepared for a lot of traveling (ya gotta take the kid to see all the relatives), even more double-dribbles (you are about to enroll in Diaper U), inordinate amounts of blocking (ya cant stumble around lookin fer yer shorts anymore without being watchful of a new rugrat), a significant amount of out of bounds calls (no dear, we do not have a sitter for the night),  ....just be careful and do not foul out of the game (forgetting to burp baby is a crime).

and good luck :D
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Post by: midnight Target on April 17, 2002, 02:29:30 PM
Sorry for the Hijack spermsk.......I would never say anything bad about hockey....the last sport for average sized white people.:D
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Post by: skernsk on April 17, 2002, 04:57:42 PM
Well Rip I'm not going to belittle this thread about a person who is celebrating knocking up his wife/gf:)

But, perhaps we should take it ti the Dueling Arena.:p

HAIRHAIRHAIRHAIRHAIRHAIRHAIR
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Post by: Shuckins on April 17, 2002, 05:36:08 PM
Sirloin,

If you slept with your jammies on that wouldn't happen!  ; )

Regards, Shuckins
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Post by: Gremlin on April 17, 2002, 06:51:48 PM
Congrats Sirloin.

What you gonna call the wee person??  Baby 'chops'
Don't blame ya thinking about visiting the AI man.  But then your a bish and we don't shoot blanks so mebbe not:)

Well done!

Gremlin.
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Post by: SirLoin on April 17, 2002, 07:02:38 PM
Lol!..thnx everyone...Names already selected...Marlon says me(it's gonna be a boy),Isabella says wife(if she's right)....:)
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Post by: Vruth on April 17, 2002, 07:14:22 PM
Being the father of a 12 year old woman, pray to god it's a boy.

That way you only have one salamander to worry about, not all of them. :D

Contrats Sir!

V.
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Post by: eskimo2 on April 17, 2002, 07:47:48 PM
Congratulations Sirloin!

Almost everything that you now think is fun, important and interesting is about to go away, and be replaced.... for the better.  Having a child can be as much of an improvement in the quality of your life as is marriage.  Enjoy the ride!

eskimo
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Post by: Hangtime on April 17, 2002, 08:28:19 PM
Congrats SirLoin.. suggestion... buy short term futures (8 month) in local IceCream, Burrito and chineese food joints. Secure operating hours, phone numbers and bribes for the late night managers for same establishments. Lay in a deep-freeze stocked with lobster, shrimp, clams, pork rinds, haggis, grits and black-eyed peas along with plenty of booze, cola, 7-up, rootbeer and Orange Crush.. for when those restraunts are closed.

And keep the car with a full tank of gas... and a glove box full of valiums for yourself.

Good luck, bud. :)

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Post by: aknimitz on April 18, 2002, 07:23:12 AM
Congrats SL!

Nim
Title: And so "Beefcake" was born...
Post by: Saintaw on April 18, 2002, 07:51:56 AM
Congrats Sirloin :)

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Originally posted by Ripsnortisimmus
Way---to---go!  hell, you shoulda hollared, I coulda made that shot for ya for free! :D
 


Errm Rip, you know you don't have to ask anyone when you want to do that... right ? :D
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Post by: Wlfgng on April 18, 2002, 05:52:05 PM
"HE Shoots, HE Scores!"

hope it wasn't a Wrist shot :eek: