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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Ripsnort on April 21, 2000, 11:16:00 AM
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VERY slow at work today. Please post an insult to me on this thread. Call me whatever you want. Try to keep it clean.
Let me help you on your way to insulting me:
You all stink at AH, I am the best, you can't shoot me down unless I'm typing or not paying attention. You're all a bunch of dumb-prettythang dweebs, put down the JS and get a life! When I think of AH players, I think "Huh, the wheel is turning but the Hamsters' dead!"
If you drive a tank, see picture below for what I will do to you if I catch you in a tank near my A/C!
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Ripsnort(-rip1-)
I/JG2~Richthofen~
JG2 Communications Officer
Aces High Training Corps
JG2 "Richthofen" (http://www.busprod.com/weazel2/)
(http://ripsnort69.tripod.com/dedtank.jpg)
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when
someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it
only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm, grasp the joystick button,
and shoot the sucker down!
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Working in a day like this ? weird (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Staga
-VLeLv FennoManiacs- (http://www.kolumbus.fi/timo.sundvik/fennot/)
-1.PsvK- (http://koti.mbnet.fi/~leppala/1PsvK/main.htm)
(http://www.kolumbus.fi/staga/Pics/skelbat.gif)
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Not acceptable Staga, you penciled-neck Dweeb, try again. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Hmm... I could insult you in Finnish...
we have lots of funny phrases here.. All about Swedish guys but maybe I could convert some of them (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Dunno... After all Crabo lives too near Finland (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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plagerer hehe
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Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"!!
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Ex ...............
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Sorry but got to go...
Friend picks me up with 18wheeler...
Got to find my Trucker CD (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Originally posted by Ripsnort:
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You all stink at AH, I am the best, you can't shoot me down unless I'm typing or not paying attention. You're all a bunch of dumb-prettythang dweebs, put down the JS and get a life! When I think of AH players, I think "Huh, the wheel is turning but the Hamsters' dead!"
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Sorry Rip but I don't have an issue with this statement. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
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Your so lame we're gonna change your CPID from Ripsnort...to Ripcord (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Ripsnort, if you are really bored, get everyone to come here. They won't listen to me (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif) <sniff sniff>.
Renegade Nation Chat Room (http://members.xoom.com/ApacheXL/chat.htm)
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Apache
++Renegade Nation++
Renegade Nation Web Site (http://members.xoom.com/ApacheXL/index.htm)
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Yo mama so fat, squeak fell down break her leg, and gravy came out!
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ALRIGHT YOU LAME prettythang QUAKER YOU DID IT IM LEAVING!!
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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"...but you my freind you are a full blown warthog!"
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Hey Ripsnort,
I think the pieces of your plane, from smacking mother earth, are one the ground behind the crippled tank!
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Jarbo
of the Buccaneers
"Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."
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Okay, things are improving here! I especially like the "Ripcord" comment! The Mama and gravy one was good too, keep it up you sorry-excuses for human beings!
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So Rip, you work at Boeing?
Whats the difference between today and ALL the other days at Boeing? They all SUCK, Boeing SUCKS...anyone who works at Boeing is TRAPPED! Worse, they are IMPRISONED!
...There is NOTHING you can do about it. The salary is way too high and you cannot get a competative salary anywhere else for the work that you do!
YOUR STUCK IN A WORLD OF BOEING!
What do you call a guy with both hands in his pockets? WORKING AT BOEING ARGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
Q:
How many Beoing Engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:
It cant be done! Its simply beyond the laws of physics at this time, and our customers dont want it! Besides, we are working on a light bulb that lasts for four weeks without power.
Im off today......... hehe
Yeager
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Bah you peon
Your mother smells of elderberries and your father was a ballerina ! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
You yourself are nothing more than a half baked Nancy boy.
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Vermillion
**MOL**, Men of Leisure
Carpe Jugulum
"Real Men fly Radials, Nancy Boys fly Spitfires"
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LOL Yeager! Hehehehe.
Okay Verm, I've heard the term, but what is a Nancy boy?
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(opens up the Webster dictionary)
Right here, under (flips a page or two
' Nancy boy'
(shows Ripsnort the book)
See? It's got your picture!
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Anyone who uses others to keep themselves from being bored is slime. The lowest of the low, that Yucky stuff that builds up in the sump pump pit. Lower than the stuff that plug's up your sewer main. Greasier than the crud on your kitchen sink drain. Fouler than the hairsnake in your tub/shower drain. Take the worst smell in the world, x 2 & you still smell worse.
And thats not even mentioning how lousy you fly. The only kills you get are the poor guys who get too close & are stunned by the pure stench!
You are only fit to fly C47's and even then you have to make 2 trips! (half of the grunts croak from being in the same plane as you.)
Whats worse, you have the gall to bring this stench to this BBS!
You should quit your job at Boeing. The only thing your good for is picking up half rotten, maggot loaded, squashed flat road kills!
(your mistake rip, never ask a plumber to attack you) (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Maj Ghosth
XO 332nd Flying Mongrels
(http://www.ropescourse.org/cghosth.jpg)
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And I thought I was the only one at work!
Had a few beers at lunch so atleast I feel a little better about being here. Hmmm now where is that damn router config I need to work on (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
I should have brought a joystick to work and told my secretary to hold all calls until I had landed safely... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Mox
The Wrecking Crew
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Wow! Westy got me rolling on his (pathetic, like he is) Post. GhostH looks to be in the lead for crown of insult! Keep em coming, I got 1 hour to kill!
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Pearls before swine old buddie!
Last word's for you are.
SUFFER!
(even your sig file sucks wind)
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Maj Ghosth
XO 332nd Flying Mongrels
(http://www.ropescourse.org/cghosth.jpg)
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GhostH's will be hard to beat, but here goes (short and sweet):
"You thimble-headed gerkin!" (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
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Sabre, a.k.a. Rojo
(S-2, The Buccaneers)
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I missed out (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)
I know that your family invernted the toothbrush--otherwise it would've been called the "teethbrush"
(http://www.ropescourse.org/cammo.jpg)
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Damned guppy.
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You're just a lowlife Bishop Rip !
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Bet you guys didn't know that I'm the king of Insults:
Staga, your intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
Towd,If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
Exile,you are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Blur,you have too much yardage between the goal posts.
Ammo, your one fruitloop short of a full bowl!
GhostH,you're a few fries short of a Happy Meal AND A few clowns short of a circus.
Humble,you are an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
Rojo,heh, dumber than a box of hair.
Curly, "Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear"
Funked,hehe, what can I say, he doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box.
JoeMud,The cheese slid off his cracker.
Westy,You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Jarbo,you fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Yeager,He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Verm, your 24 cents short of a quarter.
Saw, your one revolution short of a circular saw (an original!)
NATE, your Mamas so fat people go into orbit around her!
And I, my friends, are a few bricks shy of a full load.
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Heheheh (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Ever Seen the Movie "Cabin Boy" and the cabin boy character? With Chris .... damn forget his last name, the blonde headed guy that was also in "Something About Mary", as the demented best friend.
Well... anyways thats a Nancy Boy.
Basically a spoiled effeminate, whiney little twit.
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Vermillion
**MOL**, Men of Leisure
Carpe Jugulum
"Real Men fly Radials, Nancy Boys fly Spitfires"
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yo mama's soooo fat her blood type is Ragu.
yo mama's soooo old, when God said "let there be light" she flipped the switch.
ripsnort's so fat, he's got more chins than China town.
and he's sooo poor, he can't even pay attention.
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Nathan "NATEDOG" Mathieu
Art Director
HiTech Creations
-=HELLFIRE SQUAD=-
"Man's 2nd greatest thrill in life is FLYING. His 1st greatest thrill is LANDING!"
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You are only fit to fly C47's and even then you have to make 2 trips! (half of the grunts croak from being in the same plane as you.)
Hey, thats me! Proudly a goon pilot!
Anyways,
Rip, yo momma's so fat, when she went to the airport and asked to fly, they stamped GoodYear on her bellybutton and put her on the runway!
(http://friendpages.com/pilots/markvz/ah_card_gif)
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Mark VanZwoll
33rd Strike Group
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Drip, why would I care to entertain the worthless son of a diseased FDB squad groupie like yourself? Quit begging for your unknown Daddy's attention, none of us are ever gonna claim ya. I know you have abandonment issues, but suck it up and move on. Life ain't fair, and neither are we (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
All in jest, Rip (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) No curse words, but not exactly clean either. Oh well!
Gordo
Fat DRUNK Bastards (http://fdb.50megs.com/)
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Gordo: "Drip,..
ROFLOL ! I *almost* missed that one, had to read the post twice!
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Somebody told Rip he needed Skill to fly this sim.
Last I heard; he'd bought the entire Tool Line; less the chain saw.
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Rip, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your groin!
(Stolen from Johnny Carson)
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Ah...er.. well, if the hamster is dead who is turning the wheel?
OK Ripsnort, you asked for it so here goes.
YOU FLY LIKE SUNCHASER!
{Hmm, somethin' about that sounds wrong, oh well, gotta go bomb stuff.}
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Ripsnort, you are so bad at flying, Manock could shoot you down! (And he wouldn't even accuse you of cheating!) (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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bloom25
THUNDERBIRDS
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You fly Spitfires.
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here's 32 trillion for you (http://getdtd.thespark.com/Deliver_the_Dis.exe)
800kb - not for the easily offeneded or young
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To my dearest Ripsnort. (http://home.austin.rr.com/fdbfatty/sounds/tuco2.wav)
And to the noble members of JG2 in general. (http://home.austin.rr.com/fdbfatty/sounds/bastards.wav)
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Fatty
FAT DRUNK BASTARDS (http://fdb.50megs.com)
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Originally posted by Hairball:
Somebody told Rip he needed Skill to fly this sim.
Last I heard; he'd bought the entire Tool Line; less the chain saw.
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
(edited 04-21-2000).]
I resent that one !
Saw
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I am a day late but can't resist........Your so ugly Fatty's mom doesn't evan want ya!! And if HTC created drones it would have your name in the icon!!
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Skernsk
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Rip -the sound of your latest barbie package opening up. Snort -the sound you make when u see one of your barbie's pink high heals is broken.
You have courage around barbie.You say cruel things to Barbie that you wouldn't say to your wife. If your bored? more than likely your a stupidvisor at work. The name Ripsnort has nothing to do with a horse?
Rip- the sound of your dad cutting your umbilical cord. Snort- the sound he makes when he sees that you have......................... ............................. ............................. ...... a birth mark on your butt that resembles a SPITFIRE. :P Berserkr .
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OH YEA!
Happy Easter BARBIE KEYSTER ! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)