Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: pimpjoe on April 17, 2002, 08:50:30 PM
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...to the cowboy days
While riding one day, a Indian met an Cowboy riding along with a
dog and a sheep and began a conversation. The Cowboy turned out to be an FDB.
Indian: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
FDB: "This dog doesn’t talk."
Indian: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' good."
the FDB is shocked...
Indian: "Is this FDB your owner?" pointing at the Cowboy.
Dog: "Yep"
Indian: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." the FDB has a look of total disbelief.
Indian: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
FDB: "This horse doesn’t talk."
Indian: "Hey horse, how are you ?"
Horse: "Good."
Indian: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Cowboy
Horse: "Yep"
Indian: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain."
the FDB stares in utter amazement.
Indian: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
FDB: "The sheep lies."
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Indian: 'Does your dog bite?'
FDB: 'No'.
Indian, tries to pet the dog, the dog nearly takes off his arm.
Indian, indignant: 'Thought you said your dog don't bite!!??'
FDB: 'that ain't my dog, I just stole the horse yestiddy, and I'd suggest you stay the fek away from that diseased critter you think is a sheep, you peyote chewin cuddlinghunked dipshit'.
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heh, head for the mountains dewd.