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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Mathman on April 18, 2002, 02:09:29 PM
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Darth Vader can't possibly be Luke Skywalker's father. They don't have the same last name.
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Are we on for a new "Wit of the week" contest ? :D
or have you seen something you shouldn't have ?
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damn! does that apply to mothers too? If so, my mom doesn't have my last name, so she can't be my mom! nooooo! :D
*looks at troll bait* sure, I love taking troll bait!!
one word answer.
Alias. :D
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I'll leave Beefcake to answer this one.
-- Todd/Leviathn
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Who's yo daddy!
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dead kittens....
HS
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Well Darth Varder, as most know, is Ankin Skywalker. When Luke and Leia were born he was still Ankin Skywalker so they both retained the Skywalker name. However, Leia's caretakers had her named changed to protect her. Later on Ankin went to the Dark side and had his name changed to Darth Vader. I do know alot about Star Wars, but I am not the biggest SW nut. I have a friend that has read almost every comic and book on SW so I'll ask him next time I see him.
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Vader always was a whine, just like his kid. Don't get me started on about the Emporer. He still whines about his english school boy days. Apparently the other lads kids use to call him "Palpy"...never got over that.
*The true Star wars junkie, will already know that I've taken my callsign, from a Star Wars character. :p *
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"Thrawn", isn't that a big Empire Admiral with a blue skin ? :D
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It should've never gone past the first movie the empire should've won I tellya. Think about it Death Star has to let the plant move out of the way in order to destroy it's moon there by allowing the wimpy little rebels take off and blow things up. Now if the death star blasted the plant what would've happened to the moon? It woulda spun off into oblivion taking everyone with it. Hollywood sucks.
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The only reason luke didn't get shotdown by vader was because he was stick-stirring.:eek:
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Originally posted by Saintaw
"Thrawn", isn't that a big Empire Admiral with a blue skin ? :D
Yeah, his full title was "Grand Admiral Thrawn", which is about as pretentious as I could get.;)
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Originally posted by thrila
The only reason luke didn't get shotdown by vader was because he was stick-stirring.:eek:
LOL and a Millienum Falcon-dweeb to help gang.
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The Truth? You want the Truth?
Ok, here is the Truth is that Anakin is not an imaculate birth, ala Jesus Christ.
He is in fact a crack baby, who's mother was/is a hooker. Her sub-standard (as all things on Tatoonine are) contraceptive implant failed. For some horrible reason she is so embarassed by who the father was she had to quickly cook up some story about where the kid came from.
Now, what creature in the Galaxy could be more stupid, more repugnant than some stupid and blasphemous story about an immaculate birth?
Yup, you guessed it. JAR JAR BINKS IS ANAKINS FATHER!!!!!!!!!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Think about it. Anakin's nick name is "Anne", a girls name. Latter on his two children almost wind up doing the horizonal tango with each other! God knows what Leia did with Jabba between scenes.
Doesn't this all tell you something?
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All I know is in Return of the Jedi, when Carrie Fisher collapses outside the Imperial compound on the moon of Endor and Harrison Ford catches her he actually grabs her tits.
Lucky bastard!
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Originally posted by Swoop
All I know is in Return of the Jedi, when Carrie Fisher collapses outside the Imperial compound on the moon of Endor and Harrison Ford catches her he actually grabs her tits.
Lucky bastard!
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star wars pr0n baby! :D
It couldn't be Jar Jar, he wasn't off world before going in the movie. ;) It was actually Han Solo's father. so, that makes Han and Anakin/Vader half-brothers, and therefore Han is actually Leia and Luke's uncle! Man, perfect incest story right there. George Lucas is a sexual deviant!