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Title: sayings that will get you punched....
Post by: Udie on April 18, 2002, 02:46:11 PM

Just for fun, let's see some put downs from the group :)

I'll start.....



 "If I wanted to listen to an arse hole I'd fart!"

 "If wanted any lip from you I'd scrape it off my zipper!"

 "If I wanted any toejame from you I'd sqeeze your head!"

Title: sayings that will get you punched....
Post by: AKDejaVu on April 18, 2002, 02:49:25 PM

"Your wife hums the Star Spangled Banner better than any woman I've met"

Title: sayings that will get you punched....
Post by: Swoop on April 18, 2002, 02:54:55 PM

Somewhere a village is missing it's idiot.

(http://www.swoop.com/images/logo_small.jpg)

Title: sayings that will get you punched....
Post by: Sandman on April 18, 2002, 03:08:11 PM

At a public urinal, look to the guy on your left or right and say, "Nice dick."

oh... not a put down, but you'll probably get punched. :D

Title: sayings that will get you punched....
Post by: Udie on April 18, 2002, 03:11:48 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
At a public urinal, look to the guy on your left or right and say, "Nice dick."

oh... not a put down, but you'll probably get punched. :D

 or worse, he may return the complement!!! :eek:

Title: sayings that will get you punched....
Post by: Ripsnort on April 18, 2002, 03:13:31 PM

no, just look over into his 'space' and say "Oh--my---God....my condolences there, Shorty!"

Title: sayings that will get you punched....
Post by: midnight Target on April 18, 2002, 03:47:04 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
At a public urinal, look to the guy on your left or right and say, "Nice dick."

oh... not a put down, but you'll probably get punched. :D

Unless his name is Richard:eek:

Title: sayings that will get you punched....
Post by: Mighty1 on April 18, 2002, 05:18:14 PM

"Man your sister looks almost as good dressed"

"All I want is a fair and accurate count"

Title: sayings that will get you punched....
Post by: Wlfgng on April 18, 2002, 05:25:28 PM

"Tourist!"

"Knuckle dragger"

"flat-lander"

Title: sayings that will get you punched....
Post by: midnight Target on April 18, 2002, 05:31:47 PM

"Take me to the corner of Florence and Normandy please":eek:

Title: sayings that will get you punched....
Post by: thrila on April 18, 2002, 07:28:37 PM

Standing outside an English pub shouting "english football is sh*t"

Saw a guy from Finland doing that a few months ago.  I think you can guess what happened to him.

Title: sayings that will get you punched....
Post by: Hangtime on April 18, 2002, 10:09:14 PM

any 'yer momma' commentary.

'Yer momma sucks dirty donky dicks'

etc.

;)

Title: sayings that will get you punched....
Post by: pimpjoe on April 18, 2002, 10:10:22 PM

"if i wanted any come back from you i'd scrape the roof of your mouth!":eek: