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Title: Rule #1: Never Poke the Cat...
Post by: Sandman on April 18, 2002, 09:28:31 PM: ...with a stick. (http://www.liquidice.co.uk/joke/video/dont%20poke%20the%20cat.mpeg)
Title: Rule #1: Never Poke the Cat...
Post by: Octavius on April 18, 2002, 09:33:50 PM: :eek: what a moron!
Title: Rule #1: Never Poke the Cat...
Post by: Chaos68 on April 18, 2002, 09:59:02 PM: roflmao!!

that cat looked pissed as all hell when it jumped into the truck! :eek:
Title: Rule #1: Never Poke the Cat...
Post by: Hangtime on April 18, 2002, 10:04:32 PM: Anybody that interpets a cats unwillingness to do what a human wants as 'stupidity' is in for the same surprize that idiot with the stick got.

fediddlein cats, even the 'dummed down' domestic types we have living with us are a heluva lot smarter than you might think.
Title: Rule #1: Never Poke the Cat...
Post by: Maverick on April 18, 2002, 10:54:39 PM: Here kitty kitty kitty............. :D
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Post by: 8ball on April 19, 2002, 06:16:47 AM: I was rooting for the cat in that video..
Title: Rule #1: Never Poke the Cat...
Post by: Dawvgrid on April 19, 2002, 06:22:50 AM: I just love little kitties;)
Title: Rule #1: Never Poke the Cat...
Post by: Curval on April 19, 2002, 10:19:02 AM: Quote
Originally posted by 8ball
I was rooting for the cat in that video..

LOL...me too man.

What a numbnut that guy was.
Title: Rule #1: Never Poke the Cat...
Post by: Mathman on April 19, 2002, 11:01:37 AM: Ranger: "note to self: new Animal Planet show "Leopard Hunter" may not be such a good idea after all."
Title: Rule #1: Never Poke the Cat...
Post by: Superfly on April 19, 2002, 12:04:44 PM: He was getting justice for all the kittens (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47091&highlight=kittens) that guy made God kill.
Title: Rule #1: Never Poke the Cat...
Post by: Dune on April 19, 2002, 02:56:50 PM: I remember about 5 years ago a 7 year old kid got his cheekbone broken and several scratches when he was hit in the head by a lion at the Phoenix zoo.

It seems that there were two lengths of fencing to keep the public away from the lions and he managed to get between the fences. He then went up to a lion and started poking it with a stick. Of course this upset the kitty and it took a swipe at his melon. The fence gave just enough that, while soaking up much of the impact, the kid's face still got hit pretty hard.

The best part was the interview of the kid in his hospital room. The newslady asked him, "So Billy, what are you gonna do the next time you go see the lions at the zoo?"

As God is my witness, the kid looked right at the camera and replied, "Get a longer stick.".
Title: Rule #1: Never Poke the Cat...
Post by: Chaos68 on April 19, 2002, 03:09:39 PM: I still laugh at that moron everytime i see that video!

The best part is right before the kitten gets pushed back out the door the kitten slashes the moron 2-3 times with its claws! :D

LOL i too was rooting for the kitten!
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Post by: superpug1 on April 19, 2002, 04:51:43 PM: huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuh.:D

that was good but bad
Title: Rule #1: Never Poke the Cat...
Post by: Dux on April 19, 2002, 05:41:30 PM: Okay, so is "Never get out of the boat" down to Rule #2 now?