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Title: Airliner Humor....
Post by: midnight Target on April 22, 2002, 10:57:01 AM: Precaptioned, but feel free to improve on the original:
Title: Airliner Humor....
Post by: Maverick on April 22, 2002, 02:25:05 PM: Shold be followed with:

That is what happens when you don't pay attention to the flight attendants briefing! Now look at us and LISTEN!!!

:D
Title: Airliner Humor....
Post by: lord dolf vader on April 22, 2002, 11:06:47 PM: how the hell did they "roll" a airliner and have it stay in one piece
Title: Airliner Humor....
Post by: Hangtime on April 22, 2002, 11:42:55 PM: fleas?

catnip on the barrier strip?
Title: Airliner Humor....
Post by: lord dolf vader on April 23, 2002, 12:01:57 AM: dislexia and artificial horizons are a dangerous pair
Title: Airliner Humor....
Post by: -dead- on April 23, 2002, 01:12:34 AM: Quote
Originally posted by lord dolf vader
how the hell did they "roll" a airliner and have it stay in one piece

(wind) shear luck.... :D

Hehe welcome to Hong Kong's new "safer" airport, Chek Lap Kok (and no I don't know who this Chek is) ;)

Here's some of China Airlines (Mandarin is a subsidiary) other work in Hong Kong:
Title: Airliner Humor....
Post by: lord dolf vader on April 23, 2002, 01:23:43 AM: they could save a bundle if they used boats for the ferry service i bet :)
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Post by: Leslie on April 23, 2002, 01:44:51 AM: "I think we should get a 'successful landing' if we land anywhere on the field."

Les:D
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Post by: Russian on April 23, 2002, 12:07:08 PM: Just for today we have a live excise to the right, its only excise….those people are not hirt…no ladies and gentleman…that’s ketchup…not blood…
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Post by: superpug1 on April 23, 2002, 04:56:14 PM: How do you flip an airliner the begin with.:confused: :confused: :confused:
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Post by: Wlfgng on April 23, 2002, 05:05:51 PM: -dead- is that the 'floating' airport ?