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Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Rude on April 22, 2002, 12:22:12 PM
and the winner is..............


Masherbrum
Member

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Redford, MI
Posts: 37
 Joe,

I'm new and can care less about your pathetic prophecy. I just want to bring your prettythang to my group's paintball games. I'll give you a new meaning to words "Dutch Boy.

I wouldn't talk to you anyway, so squelch me, please. Loser. Type A personality, nothing better to do but hover at 30,000ft and cherry pick to begin with. Shoot for the AH Altitude record you ignorant imbecile!!! Your teammates will be proud to not have you fighting with them.

Jay



Yikes!
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: SKurj on April 22, 2002, 12:30:10 PM
bah! u should have recorded some of the text on channel 1 or even knight channel 2 this weekend +Q never seen it so bad +)


SKurj
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: SOB on April 22, 2002, 12:30:29 PM
Can't we all just get along?!
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Wilbus on April 22, 2002, 12:33:05 PM
Besides, nobody will ever brake my alt records, no use to even try.
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: vorticon on April 22, 2002, 12:54:54 PM
Hoe high is your alt record? and in what plane?
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Drex on April 22, 2002, 01:00:29 PM
Meet me at paintball? heh


Drex
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Samm on April 22, 2002, 01:11:15 PM
Should members on a two week trial account be eligible ?
Btw. he misspelled bellybutton with characters that aren't even in the alphabet .
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: JoeCrip on April 22, 2002, 01:21:40 PM
Nice Choice!! :)
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: batdog on April 22, 2002, 01:33:43 PM
Paintball..... heh. Fear me..I'll dye you! Owwwwwwww..you BRUISED me... ROTFL!

I am a hardcore trained killer.... I am the King of PAINTBALL...see all my ribbons? I saw Heart Break Ridge 20 times! I've read all of Tom Clancys books!!

Ninja's are like... sweet.

xBAT
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: John F Kennedy on April 22, 2002, 01:38:45 PM
Aye wood half to, uH, say. That this hee_yUH MasherduM is unabashEDly, categoricakly, Ivy league scale, fediddleing Ree_TAH_dead!

Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Masherbrum on April 22, 2002, 01:52:27 PM
This post is about as funny as Nell Carter at a weight-loss clinic.

Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: JoeCrip on April 22, 2002, 02:30:35 PM
See the picture, this is why i fly to 30k. I actually fly 109's and 190's. Somthing a 2 weeker like you woundt even touch.
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Masherbrum on April 22, 2002, 03:16:12 PM
Joe,

At least this "TWO WEEKER" can spell WOULDN'T!!!!!



:eek: :rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes: :eek:
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Masherbrum on April 22, 2002, 03:24:31 PM
And no I didn't waste my time looking at some egotistical picture, I am helping my squad and team, unlike yourself.  It's a game, you dolt!  You don't get the Knights Cross with Clusters for what you do!!!

"I'm cool because um...I am a Senior Member, and umm.. that gives me the right to TRY and ruffle the feathers of a "TWO WEEKER".   What you boneheads don't realize, is that I can careless what you think!??   Act your age, unless you are children, I could understand.  This is a game.  At least I should say I have a life outside of this game.  

My buddy is right, this forum is a joke.

Joke of the week....is this forum.  I'll my flying do the talking.  I knew this forum would be like the rest of them.  See ya, watch your 6, boys.

I'm out of the forum and into subscribing.   Blowhards.

Up in the air.
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: JoeCrip on April 22, 2002, 03:24:32 PM
See you are still in what? 7th Grade? The word Wouldn't is probally on your spelling list or somthing, that's why you remember it so well. I am sorry, it has been a long time since i have been in school, and i dont remember all these words so well.

BTW when i type on ANY BBS, spelling isnt a priority.
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Rude on April 22, 2002, 03:35:08 PM
Hey Masherbrum....when you subscribe, come and join us rooks...we'll take ya in and be glad to have another pilot...let your flyin do your talkin!

Cyas Up in Rookland....Salute!:)
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Tac on April 22, 2002, 03:40:55 PM
What else can I tell that whiner?
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: CavemanJ on April 22, 2002, 03:51:51 PM
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Originally posted by Rude
Hey Masherbrum....when you subscribe, come and join us rooks...we'll take ya in and be glad to have another pilot...let your flyin do your talkin!

Cyas Up in Rookland....Salute!:)


Cha, as if!  We don't want your refuse from the bishit garbage dump Rude.  You can keep him all to yourselves over there.

:D
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Fatty on April 22, 2002, 03:55:32 PM
Heck I'll take him any day.  Especially over people so good they have to fly at 30k.
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: SunKing on April 22, 2002, 04:05:41 PM
Paintball?? Heck im there.. been playing since '87  give me the date and location.






(http://www.paintmagazine.com/pog/pics/memberspics/larry_sterling/huri_14.jpg)

(http://www.paintmagazine.com/pog/pics/memberspics/larry_sterling/huri_15.jpg)

I dont fly hurricanes, but sure shoot em... Fear the boom stick.
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Saintaw on April 22, 2002, 04:17:17 PM
Hey, we don't have submarines here yet ;)
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Dago on April 22, 2002, 05:14:15 PM
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My buddy is right, this forum is a joke.


Said the guy who wanted to prove his manhood on the real field of battle, Paintball!  :D

Too funny.


Dago
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: AKSWulfe on April 22, 2002, 05:41:14 PM
I see that altitude is not one of JoeCrip's strong points.

20-30K is where the milkrunners hang out, oh and the weenies that wouldn't know how to dogfight if they were born with rudder pedals on their feet and a joystick in their hands.

3K-15K is where most the pros hang out, of course way up where the altitude is too thin for you to get proper oxygen to that ego of yours, I can see how you could believe that 30K is where a pro hangs out.
-SW
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: funkedup on April 22, 2002, 06:44:35 PM
I guess "pros" are the only ones who have time to climb for 20 minutes before finding a fight.
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: JoeCrip on April 22, 2002, 06:53:13 PM
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3K-15K is where most the pros hang out, of course way up where the altitude is too thin for you to get proper oxygen to that ego of yours, I can see how you could believe that 30K is where a pro hangs out.


Trust me on this one, I think i would know a little more about where the LW squads hang out. Most of them fly at around 20k-25k. Fly's around 3-10k, because if 1 La7 comes, even if he is a newibe, it can mean death for the whole squad. La7's are still pretty good at high Alt's, but i rarely see them up there.
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: JoeCrip on April 22, 2002, 06:56:21 PM
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I guess "pros" are the only ones who have time to climb for 20 minutes before finding a fight.


Funked, you fly the spitfire 5. Dont get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with flying that airplane. I fly the 109 and 190. If i am Anyhwere's from 3-15k, and a higher spitfire bounces me, 90% of the time i will die. If you wana give it a shot, fly the 190 for a week or two. You will notice, that in order to get kills, you have to have the advatage a lot of the times. On the other hand, if a spitfire was bounced by a higher 109, most of the time it can Evade the BnZ's.
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Samm on April 22, 2002, 07:05:29 PM
Those who fly at 30k are generally the types that don't like to get their kills from fights .

Funked needs more time in a 190, that's funny . Funkedup's flown the 190 plenty, of course that was last millenium .

Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: AKSWulfe on April 22, 2002, 07:07:13 PM
Oh, I do trust you that LW squads hang out at 25-30K....

but to define them as "pros".... please stop, I'm starting to giggle.
-SW
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: JoeCrip on April 22, 2002, 08:03:59 PM
-but to define them as "pros".... please stop, I'm starting to giggle.-

Not to brag or anything, but we did finish 1st place for the last two tours. There are very few LW squad's out there who Fly LW planes Exclusively. Jg2 and JG54 come to mind. I respect anyone in these two squad's, and would regard them as expert's (or pro's as i called it) in LW planes.
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: AKSWulfe on April 22, 2002, 08:48:16 PM
Yes, I've heard.... but not to be too cynical or anything, do you think scores actually place a benchmark for who's good and who isn't?

Not at all, it's a cumulative rank using all of the combined ranks to place you by what the scoring system deems as worthy of giving a higher rank.

It's really redundant, it doesn't say who's good or who isn't... just who can get the better score.

Lotta guys I shoot down have better "scores" than me, I don't have the time to get a "good" score... but that doesn't mean I suck... and if I had a good score, doesn't mean I'm a "pro" either.
-SW
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: AKEagle+ on April 22, 2002, 09:16:01 PM
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Funked, you fly the spitfire 5. Dont get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with flying that airplane. I fly the 109 and 190.


I quote this from the AH Stats page on a pilot named JoeCJG2

This is from the list kills in, top 12 planes for kills in thus far, for tour 27:

Spitfire Mk IX 57
SeaFire          40
Bf 110G-2      35
Bf 109G-2      34
Fw 190D-9     27
Ostwind         21
F6F-5             21
Bf 109F-4       16
La-7               15
Fw 190A-8     12
Bf 109G-10    10
F4U-1C          10
 
Must be a different JoeCrip???  :rolleyes:

Obviously this other JoeC is a Spit Dweeb, and only a LuftWhiner wanna be.  :D

Or is it that the Spits have hispanos, and they do so much damage that others can't steal your kills, (what was it? 3 to 1??)  as they do in your LW iron??? (We all know that LW iron only have pathetic 20 and 30 mms)

The stats are out there ;)

You have an interesting view on reality my friend.  Keep up the hilarious posts! :)

AKEagle+
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: JoeCrip on April 23, 2002, 04:22:08 AM
Yup, those stats are correct. The only plane i take up from a CV is a Seafire.

The spit 9 is a plane i take up when a base is almost about to be vulched, as a last resort measure.
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Wotan on April 23, 2002, 04:38:48 AM
heres wotan's kills in list you could go back 10-15 tours and see the same.
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: sling322 on April 23, 2002, 04:42:01 AM
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Originally posted by JoeCrip
There are very few LW squad's out there who Fly LW planes Exclusively. Jg2 and JG54 come to mind.  


Maybe you should ask the seventh grader what the meaning of the word exclusively is, eh Joe?  :D

Those stats sure dont show that you know the meaning.

Incidentally it seems that Wotan, on the other hand, does know the meaning of the word.  Maybe you should bring it up at the next staffel meeting or whatever it is you exclusive-flying LW squads call them.  ;)
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: steely07 on April 23, 2002, 04:43:13 AM
Dammit Tac that's my insult :)
 And it is reserved for agent69 :)
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Wotan on April 23, 2002, 04:46:49 AM
heres kills of you could go back till the chog was perked and see the same
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Smut on April 23, 2002, 05:35:58 AM
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Originally posted by sling322


Maybe you should ask the seventh grader what the meaning of the word exclusively is, eh Joe?  :D

Those stats sure dont show that you know the meaning.

 


Once again "Joecrip" has been caught in a glass house. Will he ever learn? Probably not. Some people just aren't trainable.

Bawhahaha...

-Smut
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Fatty on April 23, 2002, 07:48:37 AM
Joe, you'll find a lot of us that aren't "pros" do quite fine in LW rides under 5k.  They do very well at base defense, actually.

Perhaps it's an aquired handicap?
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Lance on April 23, 2002, 09:43:16 AM
Heh!  Now it has all become clear...

Joe gets so irate over kill steals because it takes him 30 minutes to climb to altitude before he'll engage anyone, and then another 30 minutes to reclimb to altitude before he gets to see his professional LW moniker emblazoned across the chat buffer like it should have been.  So where is the next stop on the LW-pro-flightsim circuit?  A8?  30K up?
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Modas on April 23, 2002, 09:59:31 AM
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Originally posted by SunKing
Paintball?? Heck im there.. been playing since '87  give me the date and location.






(http://www.paintmagazine.com/pog/pics/memberspics/larry_sterling/huri_14.jpg)

(http://www.paintmagazine.com/pog/pics/memberspics/larry_sterling/huri_15.jpg)

I dont fly hurricanes, but sure shoot em... Fear the boom stick.


That kinda looks like an F4 Illustrator with a very cool custom stock.  Did you make that yourself?  I'm an autococker shooter myself....
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Masherbrum on April 23, 2002, 10:20:55 AM
Modas,

How do you like the Autococker?  I'm thinking getting one around my birthday.  i know they had reliability problems in the past, but have you had any major problems with it?  Right now, I have a three year old Tippmann 68 Carbine with a Dye Boom Stick barrel, different bolt, expansion chamber.  About ten of the guys I play with had this gun and I am the only one who has never had a problem at all with their gun.  I'm thinking about getting the Autococker and using this Tippmann as a modest backup or for someone that shows up and doesn't have a marker.

Thanks in advance,

Jay
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: SKurj on April 23, 2002, 10:31:11 AM
Oh I dunno... I've started flyin Fw 190a5, I rarely go over 18k, and mix it up on the deck quite often.  If a high spit dives he rarely catches me, though I do come back +)

a5 one of the best field deackers in the game IMO


SKurj
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: muckmaw on April 23, 2002, 10:37:14 AM
Beavis and Butthead mode on:

Hehe, You said Autococker

hehe

Beavis and Butthead mode off.
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Modas on April 23, 2002, 01:25:34 PM
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
Modas,

How do you like the Autococker?  I'm thinking getting one around my birthday.  i know they had reliability problems in the past, but have you had any major problems with it?  Right now, I have a three year old Tippmann 68 Carbine with a Dye Boom Stick barrel, different bolt, expansion chamber.  About ten of the guys I play with had this gun and I am the only one who has never had a problem at all with their gun.  I'm thinking about getting the Autococker and using this Tippmann as a modest backup or for someone that shows up and doesn't have a marker.

Thanks in advance,

Jay


Masherbrum -

I was going to send you a private email, but you have that turned off....

Anywho, I love my "cocker"  (hehehhehehheheh, sorry had to do it).  I have yet to find a marker that shoots as far or acurrately as a autococker.  It may not be the fastest in terms of rounds per second, but I operate on the "1 shot 1 kill pricipal anyways so I don't care.  I started with it stock but have since upgraded several components.

I'm currently shooting a vigilante main reg, ANS front components and compressed air (versus CO2) and a non-stock venturi bolt.  Can't remember what brand.  Depending how serious you are about the game, and how much money you have determines how well the gun functions.  I would say start off with compressed air versus CO2 as it is a ton more consistant and upgrade the bolt.  Other than that the gun should function right out of the box.  It shoots differently then a regular marker and takes time to  get used to...

If you want more infor, email me privately and I'll be happy to chat some more.

modas@cutthroats.com...

Later
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Zippatuh on April 23, 2002, 02:42:25 PM
So my abundant use of the word “tool” doesn’t help me out here any?

C’mon Rude ;)
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Kieran on April 23, 2002, 08:18:25 PM
I heard a more hostile and creative insult after Botabing had his chute strafed last night... something to the effect "I hope you get elephantitis of the noodle". Ew.:eek:
Title: Hostility of the Week.........by Rude
Post by: Glasses on April 24, 2002, 11:26:21 AM
yes wee luftwaffloo is leet yo ma brotha yo we ubahtastic!


Word!


wakakatoo wakakatoo