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Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Voss on April 22, 2002, 11:59:54 PM
... from complications following a car accident. If the name desn't mean anything to you, perhaps her screen name will.

Linda Lovelace.
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Nash on April 23, 2002, 12:30:57 AM
Never has one person so generously given to entertain so many. Thanks for all you did, Linda. You gave from your heart. All we're left with is memories (duely recorded, like that time that you did that thing with that.... ah nevermind).  Gosdpeed.
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Furious on April 23, 2002, 01:01:25 AM
that sucks.





there is a pun in there somewhere.





F.
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Wotan on April 23, 2002, 04:23:31 AM
i heard she choked on a pretzel :)
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Bonden on April 23, 2002, 06:28:21 AM
Bye, Dear Linda - I would think all men are grateful to you, I know I am.....
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: LePaul on April 23, 2002, 10:39:41 AM
Will there be a "21 gun salute"  ?

:eek: I'm sorry.....hehe
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Ripsnort on April 23, 2002, 11:00:31 AM
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Originally posted by LePaul
Will there be a "21 gun salute"  ?

:eek: I'm sorry.....hehe


How about just this?

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Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Saintaw on April 23, 2002, 12:57:28 PM
RIPSNORT IS POSTING P0RN ON THE ACES HIGH BBS !!!
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Dowding on April 23, 2002, 01:12:30 PM
I'm too young to know anything about this...

... my deep, heartfelt condolences to her family. I've got a lump in my throat just thinking about the whole sad affair.

Wha did I say!? Wha did I say!?!
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Ripsnort on April 23, 2002, 01:30:21 PM
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Originally posted by Dowding
I'm too young to know anything about this...

... my deep, heartfelt condolences to her family. I've got a lump in my throat just thinking about the whole sad affair.

Wha did I say!? Wha did I say!?!


LMAO, good one Dowding, I got a stiff laugh out of that one. :)
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Maverick on April 23, 2002, 02:04:35 PM
Was lil' bill clintoon driving or teddy "the fish" kennedy????

:D
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Gunthr on April 23, 2002, 02:42:16 PM
Obviously this time Linda bit off more than she could chew.

:cool:
Title: I wish Clinton were still in office...
Post by: funkedup on April 23, 2002, 03:27:48 PM
He could mark this tragedy by declaring a National Day of Fellatio.
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Nash on April 23, 2002, 03:50:25 PM
"He could mark this tragedy by declaring a National Day of Fellatio."

Absolutely.

And yet y'all think he was a bad president. It doesn't make sense.
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Wlfgng on April 23, 2002, 05:15:00 PM
all kidding aside...

she was against porn in her latter days.. says Deep Throat was against her will (gunpoint).
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Kieran on April 23, 2002, 06:32:49 PM
...and she was a human being...
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Voss on April 23, 2002, 08:53:41 PM
It's no wonder people think violence in video games de-sensitizes individuals. The morbid comments of those in this thread is a testament to that truth. You bastards will, no doubt, applaud and cheer... even dance in the street when I'm gone.

Still, I never bought the gun-to-the-head story.
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Wlfgng on April 24, 2002, 09:20:36 AM
yeah.. have to wonder about the truth of that one...
But I think you caught my drift
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: hblair on April 24, 2002, 01:06:03 PM
You watch deep throat as a kid and are mesmerized by what Linda Boreman did, yet when she dies tragically years later we make jokes about her.

If Arnold Palmer was tragically killed in an auto accident would we be making silly jokes about golf balls and holes? Or would there be a big long thread here about the respected pioneer golfer?

Was Linda Boreman not a pioneer in her field? But she gets zero respect, even in her tragic death.

Could this be a statement as to the affects of porn?

No way. That would mean we'd have to rethink whether we should watch it. And we sure aint gonna give it up.
I challenge you to think objectively with your minds and not lustfully with your genitalia.

That is all. :)
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: funkedup on April 24, 2002, 01:17:38 PM
I don't know what to say Voss.  I'm all choked up.  Maybe we can get Pyro to put a gag order on this forum.
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Ripsnort on April 24, 2002, 02:15:50 PM
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Originally posted by funkedup
I don't know what to say Voss.  I'm all choked up.  Maybe we can get Pyro to put a gag order on this forum.


If push cums to shove, he just might...
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: midnight Target on April 24, 2002, 02:47:32 PM
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Boreman said she was never paid a penny for Deep Throat and her husband only was paid $1,250, though the film grossed a reported $600 million.


Now THAT sucks.
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Gunthr on April 24, 2002, 02:58:29 PM
She got the shaft on that deal .
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: Viper17 on April 24, 2002, 03:09:12 PM
Who is she? And whats with all the sexual stuff?
Title: Yah Bunch of Ingrates!!!
Post by: Toad on April 24, 2002, 03:23:31 PM
What Nash said, fer pity's sake.

Do none of you realize that this woman was one of the greatest educators of our century?

Where'd we all be without the instruction by example she gave? Her legacy of lore that will live forever?
Title: Linda Bowman dies...
Post by: midnight Target on April 24, 2002, 03:26:11 PM
Your right Toad...we should ERECT a monument....something like the one we made for Washington would do nicely.

:o