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Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Fatty on April 24, 2002, 02:09:05 PM
Many people have been complaining about me lately. They say i have been drinking their beer tens and hundred's of times, and they want me to stop.

Here is my "policy" with the beers. If you leave a beer near me, i will drink it.

If you want me to stop
a) dont drink beers around me
b) just hold on to yours

I am tired of getting beers stolen from me, 1 out of 3 beers i get are stolen by someone else. This is just my way of "getting back".

So stop whining, if i am doing it to you, you brought it on yourself
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Pyro on April 24, 2002, 02:12:43 PM
Haha, that wasn't beer.
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: batdog on April 24, 2002, 02:14:21 PM
I would advise you to never "steal" a beer from a guy in a honkie tonk... "chew" the 2nd time around aint no pleasent experience.


xBAT

P.S. You such a whinney dweeb anyway Fatty and this just proves it. Worry about something more important..like that GD squid!
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Toad on April 24, 2002, 02:15:03 PM
Fatty,

You think just because you popped the tab or maybe even took a sip then it's YOUR beer?

ROFLMAO!

You pop that tab son, you better finish what you started and in quick time too!

This is the MA junior... these beers belong to the man that can take 'em and drain 'em quick, with superior SA.

Wanna waltz around all nite sipping and salty-snacking? Fine, no problem. Just don't WHINE when the rest of us swoop in and leave ya with an empty aluminum cylinder in your hand.

There's no such thing as beer-stealing in the MA. If it WAS yours, you'd have finished it before I got there.

:p
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Fatty on April 24, 2002, 02:20:14 PM
Now that I think about it, I have forgotten the old rule from all you can drink beer and long bathroom lines....If the beer is warm, let it be.


So, modify above to refer to cold beers only.
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Toad on April 24, 2002, 02:20:22 PM
Jeez, Pyro!

You locked the "Check Six" thread just as the originator was performing the incredible feat of making himself look totally... well, you know what he was making himself look like... for an unprecedented number of times in a row in the same thread!. He was going for the record! And each time was BETTER than the one just before it!

We've suffered a major loss in the entertainment community here today... ...

It was like watching someone go for the Guiness record for eating the most dog turds in a row... disgusting but fascinating nonetheless... all gone now.

Well, men, time to bury the dead thread, saddle up and soldier on.  But I will miss that one...... one wonders if THAT record will EVER be broken!

:D
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Hortlund on April 24, 2002, 02:30:19 PM
I couldn't agree more on the beer. Though I haven't resorted to Whining.

I'm finding it very frustrating having beers stolen and having to pour more money into the bar (waste of $$) then is needed
just to insure that some dweeb wont ruin my night by taking all my beer.

If I see a beer standing alone I don't take it. I just wish other people would show the same curtesy.
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: muckmaw on April 24, 2002, 02:36:38 PM
How do you know your beer was stolen intentionally?

Put 10 Beers in a glass, and people will not know which one is their's. Plus, at 1.4k,  it's hard to determine if a beer has been partially consumed or not.

There's no need to whine about your beer missing. If you're a lightweight, and with a name like "Fatty", I doubt it, then you deserve to lose your beer.

I never thought I would quote the movie "Cocktail" but:

"Beer is for breakfast around here. Drink or be gone!"

Oh god I feel like I need a shower now...
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: -sudz- on April 24, 2002, 02:47:21 PM
I've seen some pics of you drinking Mitsu's beers.  From the look of the condensation on the bottles and the fluid level, it appears you drank his beer 3 different times.

Mitsu does a lot more for the bar tab than you ever did and is a good drinkin' buddy besides.
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: batdog on April 24, 2002, 02:48:41 PM
Baaaa... I'll bet your not only Beer stealers but you drink LIGHT beer as well.... bunch of dweebs!!!!


xBAT

"its not the skill of the man with the can but the beer IN the can that will eventuly BREAK THAT MAN!"

Quoted from xBAT while on the toilet having deep thoughts and a s*&^.
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: funkedup on April 24, 2002, 02:52:21 PM
Field Marshal Von Fattus:

Beer ain't drinkin' you wuss.

Did you get Fry Daddy clearance for the Con Room yet?
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Fatty on April 24, 2002, 02:56:08 PM
The only way to ensure lack of fry daddy clearance is to ask for it.

I'm a firm believer in the don't ask don't tell policy of hotels and guests.
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Toad on April 24, 2002, 02:59:14 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Fatty
I'm a firm believer in the don't ask don't tell policy of hotels and guests.


You came to believe in that one when they caught you in the hotel elevator with the burro and the stripper, right?  ;)
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Kieran on April 24, 2002, 02:59:16 PM
Alas, there is a total lack of beer drinking appreciation or competition in AH. Something few appreciate. :(

Fatty, going to the beer garden tonight! $10 cover charge! :D
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: funkedup on April 24, 2002, 03:02:15 PM
Good point Fatty.
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Fatty on April 24, 2002, 03:03:15 PM
Not sure where we're going tonight, we're on a secret mission and even I don't know the details.  All I can say for sure is that I will steal beers.
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Shane on April 24, 2002, 03:20:56 PM
I like to lurk behind the bar.  not only are the beers fresher, but i can also pilfer all kinds of hard liquors and wines. I probably drink drink more shots of Jack Daniels than anyone else in here.  I even have the opportunity to sample the pitchers before they get passed across the bar, and if i want to i can switch the requested Guiness with Bud Lite and there's nothing they can do to stop me.

don't even get me started on what i can do to domestic beers before they even rise above counter level.

by Dead Man Flying
My ultimate goal is to always gulp down the other beer, not to simply sip it.  :)

by Shane I love how drunks try and justify their drunkeness. :rolleyes:

by Seeker
Deja, I'd say just about the *only* things that can be "proven" in a bar are one's definitions of big bladder and "i'll get the next round". It's the rest that's the illusion.
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Tac on April 24, 2002, 03:29:39 PM
mmmm....
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Lance on April 24, 2002, 03:34:50 PM
Quote
It was like watching someone go for the Guiness record for eating the most dog turds in a row... disgusting but fascinating nonetheless... all gone now.


Heh!
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: gofaster on April 24, 2002, 03:45:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Tac
mmmm....


That pic is the most hilarious thing I've seen since, well, since I passed this on to my manager to describe how my contract negotiations were coming along...
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: JoeCrip on April 24, 2002, 03:53:41 PM
Trust me, lol, I'll be back

I have parents who live in a different state, and have different credit cards. All i have to do is call them and ask. I regester under my parents name, and they wont know it's me. Unfortuantly, i'll have to be "undercover" and start as a newbie again.
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: hblair on April 24, 2002, 04:03:29 PM
You are a reel slick fellar. You done cracked their kode!
Ewe go boy!

:rolleyes:
Title: WAY BETTER THAT MY NEW POST
Post by: boxboy28 on April 24, 2002, 04:06:15 PM
and if you steal my beer i will throw and empty can at the monitor in hopes that it will fly in thru to the other side and smack you lilly acce   in the head.


box

whats the best kinda beer?

free beer --specialy stolen........;)
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: SOB on April 24, 2002, 04:08:24 PM
It's not your handle that makes you stand out, special k.


SOB
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: JoeCrip on April 24, 2002, 04:10:26 PM
Really? Might it be my whining? lol, I of course realize that under my new name, i would have to cut the whining., But hey, just signed up for WW2ON, and it's awsome. Gives me second thoughs about comming back to Kill Stealers High (aka Aces High).
Title: .....ah! Maybe all is NOT lost!
Post by: Toad on April 24, 2002, 04:12:23 PM
Suddenly, this thread is looking up! Get the Guiness Book guys on the phone!

:D
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: muckmaw on April 24, 2002, 04:12:24 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SOB
It's not your handle that makes you stand out, special k.


SOB


I think you mean "Special Ed".


*Who needs spell check when I've got Shane?*
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Shane on April 24, 2002, 04:14:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SOB
It's not your handle that makes you stand out, special k.


SOB


yeah, he'll be easy to spot even under cover of his parents.

(http://C:\My Documents\My Pictures\yapdog.gif)
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Thrawn on April 24, 2002, 04:17:25 PM
I'm going to take this opportunity to thank all that took part in the infamous "Check 6" thread.  It was absolutely hilarious.:D
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Pongo on April 24, 2002, 04:25:03 PM
Its threads like this that get people fired for laughing from thier cubicle...
You can stop the laughing by pluging your nose..but how do you get rid of the tears real quick...
Please leave posts like this for after working hours pacific time..
thank you.
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Zippatuh on April 24, 2002, 04:49:53 PM
1 out of 3 beers stolen, lol, I like it!

Guinness record for most dog turds, stop it!  I was already about to choke when I read that one Toad.

LOL, boy am I glad I checked the BBS.
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: hitech on April 24, 2002, 05:07:47 PM
Just make sure EVERYONE! leaves my scotch alone.
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: muckmaw on April 24, 2002, 05:24:23 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Shane


yeah, he'll be easy to spot even under cover of his parents.

(http://C:\My Documents\My Pictures\yapdog.gif)


ROTFLMAO!!!! Oh my GOD that is a classic line.

Shane, respectfully request to use that one in my daily interactions.....

Oh man, I'm gonna get fired yet!
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Hortlund on April 24, 2002, 05:28:59 PM
Actually I dont think he would be sending out 100 check 6 calls to people stealing his kills if he was here undercover. Would kinda ruin the undercover-part
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Bluedog on April 24, 2002, 08:20:03 PM
The worste of the lot is when that beer is a confirmed empty...you sighted it, grabbed it, skulled it...even held it down for a bit.
It's now warmed up, regurgitated, spat out and spiralling it's way to the deck, you have that smug ' another one bites the dust' look, and indeed have allready started your SA routine in search of another, when some lowlife leaps over your shoulder, and steals it before it hits the ground.
now come on man!!  couldnt ya see that beer was finished? do your beer budget numbers mean THAT much?? ;-)

Blue
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Animal on April 24, 2002, 08:21:31 PM
Beer, scotch, and "leaving for a better sim: WWIIOL" threats on the same thread! And not to mention asking your parents for permission to use their CC, in a retarded Arnold Swarschneger voice!
JoeCrip, congratulations, you have taken the long awaited throne for a place previously ruled by TheWobble.


The tard is dead, long live the tard!
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: moose on April 24, 2002, 08:37:43 PM
I rule.
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: AKSWulfe on April 24, 2002, 09:33:37 PM
Well, Fatty's entire policy is based on how sober he is at the time.

So, going by that... we can assume that after he's had his 9th beer stolen, then he's had 6.. so this means that by this point he's actually seeing 2 beers instead of 1 which means that as the night progresses the number of beers stolen from him multiplies 2 times for every 3 beers consumed after the point of "double vision" has begun.

So... according to my mathematically figured charts that can only be viewed by getting me a cheap hooker, I believe that Fatty's incorrect in saying that 1 out of 3 beers as stolen. I actually believe it closer to 1 in 9 beers.

Now... what did I say? I do not know.
-SW
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: loser on April 24, 2002, 09:33:53 PM
i dont get his thread.  Who cares if someone steals your beer!!!

you can always up again (off the couch or floor etc...) and have another beer in your hand in seconds!

i dont mind when a chain of other beer drinkers are trailing behind me and my beer and try to take it away.

The only time i really dont like beer stealers are when i take 30 minutes to trail down my beer, only to have it snatched from under me, (or if the liquor store is closed.)

Yeager would say:  "RELAX IT'S JUST A BEER!"

:D

oh and by the way Hitech, if you ever run into me, be damn sure you have that scotch held tight!
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: mjolnir on April 24, 2002, 11:59:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by loser


oh and by the way Hitech, if you ever run into me, be damn sure you have that scotch held tight!


Shhh.......Don't tell anyone, but he keeps it hidden behind the seat of his LA-7.........;)
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Mitsu on April 25, 2002, 02:03:28 AM
Who stole my beer!? :rolleyes:

-Mitsu
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Mitsu on April 25, 2002, 02:19:40 AM
Quote
Originally posted by mjolnir


Shhh.......Don't tell anyone, but he keeps it hidden behind the seat of his LA-7.........;)


Bring sake to Aces High!!!

HiTech, please add "sake" to my Ki cockpit too. :D

sake = Japanese liquor :)
http://www.japansake.or.jp/sake/english/index.html

-Mitsu
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Kieran on April 25, 2002, 07:19:53 AM
Sorry Mitsu, but with the proliferation of anime, Flash videos, and "Yatta" it is quite obvious the Japanese cannot hold their liquour. Find another form of entertainment... ;)
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: TheOxman on April 25, 2002, 08:36:58 AM
my quote says it all:cool:
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Dawvgrid on April 25, 2002, 08:47:10 AM
If a beer goes down,I sure will follow it right down to the floor

Dare you if you try to stop me:cool:
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Alpo on April 25, 2002, 10:32:33 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Mitsu


Bring sake to Aces High!!!

-Mitsu


I've tried this stuff a few times and I can't decide if it's better chilled or hot.  What's the general consensus Mitsu??
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: Fatty on April 25, 2002, 12:18:01 PM
Two things

1) Sudz, you have no idea what you are talking about. Look at my record, any beers stolen from Mitsu were done back in december.

2) For reasons which i will not say, I am stopping the beer thing.
Title: My policy for beers
Post by: AKDejaVu on April 25, 2002, 12:35:08 PM
This thread needs to be locked.  With all this talk of sweet sweet beer... beer the sweet nectar of life... beer... beer... beer...

ummm... what was I saying?