Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: RightF00T on April 24, 2002, 07:59:17 PM
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to
get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't
got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump
of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength
to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was
proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon, he was
promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out
of the tree.
Moral of the story: roadkill might get you to the top,
but it won't keep you...
;)