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Title: Phillip-Morris changes their name
Post by: datter on April 25, 2002, 01:51:54 PM

http://www.theofficersclub.com/cgi-bin/index.cgi?action=viewnews&id=10 (http://www.theofficersclub.com/cgi-bin/index.cgi?action=viewnews&id=10)

datter **cough**

Title: *cough*hack*cough*
Post by: Horn on April 25, 2002, 02:03:13 PM

The Top 17 Rejected Slogans for The Altria Group


17. New Snazzy Name, Same Lying Scumbags!

16. Altria: The Curiously Strong Carcinogen

15. Altria: Because "al Qaeda" was already taken

14. Oh, like you never gave a fake name before screwing         somebody?

13. Try Our Healthy Organic Oral Incense Sticks!

12. It's Latin for "Light up, Spunky!"

11. Altria: We shortened the name so you can say it without coughing.

10. We're not your father's multi-national corporate killing machine.

9. Hey, *you* try coming up with a good name when you HAVEN'T HAD A SMOKE IN TWO F***ING HOURS!

8. Altria: Because some little toejam wanted $500,000 for the rights to eSmoke.com

7. Have Fun Retyping All Those Lawsuits, Suckers!

6. And We're Also Referring to Lung Cancer as "Respiria"

5. Altria: The Name Just Rolls Off Your Yellow Tongue

4. Deaths to date from smoking Altria cigarettes: 0

3. Lame? Sure, but it's still WAY better than "Attack of the Clones"

2. Mr. Morris, If You're Nasty

....and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for The Altria Group...


1.  We don't make cancer. We make it cancerier.

dh

:D

Title: Phillip-Morris changes their name
Post by: Thrawn on April 25, 2002, 03:52:59 PM

Alertia: Uhhh...how much for your soul?

Title: Phillip-Morris changes their name
Post by: midnight Target on April 25, 2002, 03:57:03 PM

Good stuff........hack hack

(BTW  2 years without a puff as of April 7th at 9:00pm)

Title: Phillip-Morris changes their name
Post by: Udie on April 25, 2002, 04:15:11 PM

Quote

Originally posted by midnight Target
Good stuff........hack hack

(BTW  2 years without a puff as of April 7th at 9:00pm)

 I can tell you're telling the truth because you know the exact time you quite 2 years ago :D


 wtg!

Title: Phillip-Morris changes their name
Post by: Wlfgng on April 25, 2002, 05:06:09 PM

9 years and counting

Title: Phillip-Morris changes their name
Post by: datter on April 25, 2002, 06:21:55 PM

lol, that's great Horn, mind if I post it to the site?

datter

Title: Phillip-Morris changes their name
Post by: lord dolf vader on April 25, 2002, 06:34:11 PM

4 years and counting .

wife made a month and went back but she will lick it.

Title: Phillip-Morris changes their name
Post by: Kratzer on April 25, 2002, 07:22:59 PM

3 years next month. :)

Title: Phillip-Morris changes their name
Post by: samu1 on April 25, 2002, 07:42:55 PM

about 5 mins ago, well time to roll another one :)

Title: Phillip-Morris changes their name
Post by: Horn on April 25, 2002, 08:37:37 PM

Quote

Originally posted by datter
lol, that's great Horn, mind if I post it to the site?
datter

Of course, seein' as how I got it from another site...did a search on "Altria" and it was the 2nd site up....sorry, prolly should have attributed it.    

dh

Title: Phillip-Morris changes their name
Post by: Tac on April 25, 2002, 09:34:58 PM

Ive never smoked and really hate ciggarretes.

The only thing ive ever been tempted to smoke was a good cigar. Well, maybe when the first kid pops out ;)