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Title: Friday Humor - Texas Style
Post by: Eagler on April 26, 2002, 07:59:27 AM
At a small airport terminal in Texas, three strangers awaiting  their shuttle flight start conversing about the recent world events.
The strangers were of varying cultures. One was Native  American.
Anotherwas a cowboy from Texas.
The other person was a fanatical Arab Muslim.
During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural history.
The Native American stated, "Once my people were many, now we are   few."
The Muslim then chimed in and arrogantly said, "once my people were few and now we are many."
The Texas cowboy looked at the Muslim, shifted the toothpick in  his mouth
and said with a smug grin, "that's cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet."

:)
Title: Friday Humor - Texas Style
Post by: JimBear on April 26, 2002, 08:04:21 AM
Young Fester came down to breakfast. His mother wondered, had he had done his chores? "Not yet," he told her, sliding up to the table. "Well, no breakfast 'til you do your  chores." Said ma shooing him out of the kitchen.

Fester was pissed.

He went to feed the chickens, and he booted a hen. He went to feed the cows, and he booted a cow. He went to slop the pigs, and booted a sow. Then he stomped back in for breakfast. His mother set before him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon. and mama why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well, Fester dear" his mother says, "I saw you kick that chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a week. And for booting the cow you don't get no milk for a week." Mother turned back to the sink humming and Fester pouted silently over his breakfast.

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicked the cat as he walked into the kitchen. Fester looked up at his mother with a smile, "You wanna tell him, or can I?
Title: Friday Humor - Texas Style
Post by: Ripsnort on April 26, 2002, 08:11:05 AM
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Originally posted by JimBear
Young Fester came down to breakfast. His mother wondered, had he had done his chores? "Not yet," he told her, sliding up to the table. "Well, no breakfast 'til you do your  chores." Said ma shooing him out of the kitchen.

Fester was pissed.

He went to feed the chickens, and he booted a hen. He went to feed the cows, and he booted a cow. He went to slop the pigs, and booted a sow. Then he stomped back in for breakfast. His mother set before him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon. and mama why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well, Fester dear" his mother says, "I saw you kick that chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a week. And for booting the cow you don't get no milk for a week." Mother turned back to the sink humming and Fester pouted silently over his breakfast.

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicked the cat as he walked into the kitchen. Fester looked up at his mother with a smile, "You wanna tell him, or can I?


LOL!  (Surprised "fester" didn't call his mother a "studmuffin" ;) )
Title: Friday Humor - Texas Style
Post by: Wlfgng on April 26, 2002, 09:24:44 AM
Eagler.. lol
Title: Friday Humor - Texas Style
Post by: Tac on April 26, 2002, 11:51:15 AM
I dont get it :(
Title: Friday Humor - Texas Style
Post by: midnight Target on April 26, 2002, 12:25:14 PM
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Originally posted by Tac
I dont get it :(


Another word for cat is "Moslem".

oops!
:D
Title: Friday Humor - Texas Style
Post by: Wlfgng on April 26, 2002, 12:27:03 PM
uh...

passes the can-o-tuna to Tac
Title: Friday Humor - Texas Style
Post by: qts on April 26, 2002, 01:29:39 PM
That one flew right overhead.
Title: Friday Humor - Texas Style
Post by: Tac on April 26, 2002, 01:45:00 PM
"Another word for cat is "Moslem". "

First time I ever heard that. Moslem is a tuna can brand or something?

Thnx for the clarification. :)
Title: Friday Humor - Texas Style
Post by: Samm on April 26, 2002, 01:52:03 PM
Oh jesus christ guys.
cat=popsicle, he kicked it therefore he's notting getting any for a week .
Title: Friday Humor - Texas Style
Post by: midnight Target on April 26, 2002, 02:21:21 PM
OK. see. The joke was.....I was mixing up the 2 jokes punchlines. Get it? Huh?



nvrmind
Title: Friday Humor - Texas Style
Post by: 10Bears on April 26, 2002, 02:27:23 PM
Whats the square root of 69?.













8 something
Title: Friday Humor - Texas Style
Post by: Wlfgng on April 26, 2002, 02:51:51 PM
lol Samm