Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Eagler on April 26, 2002, 07:59:27 AM
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At a small airport terminal in Texas, three strangers awaiting their shuttle flight start conversing about the recent world events.
The strangers were of varying cultures. One was Native American.
Anotherwas a cowboy from Texas.
The other person was a fanatical Arab Muslim.
During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural history.
The Native American stated, "Once my people were many, now we are few."
The Muslim then chimed in and arrogantly said, "once my people were few and now we are many."
The Texas cowboy looked at the Muslim, shifted the toothpick in his mouth
and said with a smug grin, "that's cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet."
:)
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Young Fester came down to breakfast. His mother wondered, had he had done his chores? "Not yet," he told her, sliding up to the table. "Well, no breakfast 'til you do your chores." Said ma shooing him out of the kitchen.
Fester was pissed.
He went to feed the chickens, and he booted a hen. He went to feed the cows, and he booted a cow. He went to slop the pigs, and booted a sow. Then he stomped back in for breakfast. His mother set before him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon. and mama why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well, Fester dear" his mother says, "I saw you kick that chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a week. And for booting the cow you don't get no milk for a week." Mother turned back to the sink humming and Fester pouted silently over his breakfast.
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicked the cat as he walked into the kitchen. Fester looked up at his mother with a smile, "You wanna tell him, or can I?
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Originally posted by JimBear
Young Fester came down to breakfast. His mother wondered, had he had done his chores? "Not yet," he told her, sliding up to the table. "Well, no breakfast 'til you do your chores." Said ma shooing him out of the kitchen.
Fester was pissed.
He went to feed the chickens, and he booted a hen. He went to feed the cows, and he booted a cow. He went to slop the pigs, and booted a sow. Then he stomped back in for breakfast. His mother set before him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon. and mama why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well, Fester dear" his mother says, "I saw you kick that chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a week. And for booting the cow you don't get no milk for a week." Mother turned back to the sink humming and Fester pouted silently over his breakfast.
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicked the cat as he walked into the kitchen. Fester looked up at his mother with a smile, "You wanna tell him, or can I?
LOL! (Surprised "fester" didn't call his mother a "studmuffin" ;) )
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Eagler.. lol
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I dont get it :(
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Originally posted by Tac
I dont get it :(
Another word for cat is "Moslem".
oops!
:D
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uh...
passes the can-o-tuna to Tac
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That one flew right overhead.
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"Another word for cat is "Moslem". "
First time I ever heard that. Moslem is a tuna can brand or something?
Thnx for the clarification. :)
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Oh jesus christ guys.
cat=popsicle, he kicked it therefore he's notting getting any for a week .
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OK. see. The joke was.....I was mixing up the 2 jokes punchlines. Get it? Huh?
nvrmind
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Whats the square root of 69?.
8 something
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lol Samm