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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Creamo on April 27, 2002, 03:48:03 PM
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This is such a fantastic recipe; I must share it with everyone, including the fat gay bastards, even though their support of full time alcohol consumption/admiration/study is limited.
I’m not kidding, follows these easy steps to drunken gaming bliss.
Go to Wally World (Wal-Mart) and in the dishware section they sell huge glass beer mugs (32 oz or 64, something like that) for cheap. Maybe $2. Buy a set of 6. Put them in the freezer, 2 will do.
Now, at the local supermarket, buy a shopping cart load of Bacardi Mixers. They are in the frozen section. They come in all flavors, Margarita’s, Pina Colata’s etc… proceed to the booze aisle, and get Rum. I suggest anything cheap and in a plastic bottle. You will be mixing it anyway, and after the 3rd batch, will, as I have, dropped it.
IMPORTANT – Put a pitcher of Ice water and 4 aspirin next to your bed.
Now, dump the frozen Bacardi Mixer into a blender. The directions on the mixer say add ½ a can of Rum. Fill it full and dump it in. (You can add more, but I’d suggest a wall mount fire extinguisher in the consumption area, and it might cloud the wacky drink taste a bit). Add ice TO THE TOP of the blender, blend well. When the mixture blends well enough that the concoction of doom is moving bottom to top, or in my case with a pos cheap Osterizer you smell the motor burning. Remove the frozen huge Wally World mug from the freezer, fill it. It will accommodate the entire blender load perfectly.
Proceed to your computer den, admire your creation, drink irresponsibly. Soon you will have unfound BBS mental powers.
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Originally posted by Creamo
IMPORTANT– Put a pitcher of Ice water and 4 aspirin next to your bed.
:D
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Now, at the local supermarket, buy a shopping cart load of Bacardi Mixers. They are in the frozen section. They come in all flavors, Margarita’s, Pina Colata’s etc… proceed to the booze aisle, and get Rum. I suggest anything cheap and in a plastic bottle. You will be mixing it anyway, and after the 3rd batch, will, as I have, dropped it.
LOL! Not in Oregon bud.
And.. I'm going to go out on a limb and say the key contribution here may be the fact that the drink contains a pint of rum. Just a hunch.
Oooo... how about a drink recipe that involves a bunch of chopped up fruit and 3 fifths of Everclear?
AKDejaVu
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A pint? Could be. I'm on my 3rd wacky drink impossible good mixture, a pint seems excessive. God I hope not.
If I end up in the Ripsnore "M3 Races mental giant discovery Con Thread”, squelch me.
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I don't know exactly where it is you are trying to get creamo... but looking at that last post says you are already there.
AKDejaVu
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my fav. drink recipe-
1. buy a 5th of Crown Royal limited reserve
2. put it in the freezer for about 3 hours
3. drink it.
important note- for Gods sake don't put any ice, water or soda in it or I swear I'll slap ya
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mine:
1-40 oz of Lambs Palm Breeze amber rum
2-big bag of limes
a- crank the freezer up all the way, remove and eat any frozen food well ahead of time.
b- put the rum in the freezer overnight or all day (or even both!)
c- get a big plastic slurpee cup and fill it with ice (the 1.5 litre ones)
d- squeeze two limes ove the ice then fill it with rum.
e- enjoy
after half of the first glass, you will lose sensation in your limbs and forehead (if this doesnt happen you forgot to add the rum.)
within an hour you will be involved in an online arguement with someone about a limp wristed kill, even though you havent left the tower!!!! Then you will up a 262 thinking you are the watermelon but will end up pitifully augering it or getting killed by a zeke. Be sure to stifle the shame and depression of the perk loss with even more rum!
yay!
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1) buy a bottle of whisky. 12y old and older are fine.
2) take a glass
3) fill the glass with whisky
4) drink it.
If you don't wear a skirt drop 2 and 3 out from that list.
PS:
If it's made in U.S it's not a whisky. More like a glykol or terpentine.
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Originally posted by Staga
If it's made in U.S it's not a whisky. More like a glykol or terpentine.
There are some pretty good Bourbons out there. I like them about as much as some of the Scotch out on the market. I also enjoy some Irish whiskey. Can't say I've ever had any Finnish whiskey before.
Oh.. wait.. maybe you were just trying to sound tough?
AKDejaVu
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How could I sound "tough" with such sig :confused:
Only Finnish alcohols worth of trying are some Vodkas, Koskenkorva and of course; Salmiakki Kossu (You might know this one as a "FlakPanzer oil".
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wiskey is made in USA, scroych or scratch or something is made in the country north of england, finland and other frozen countrys make aqua vita which must be kept frozen or it will explode
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and you completely leave out rye whisky the true reason why Canada exists
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This is all you need:
(http://www.tequila-shots.com/CAZAREPO.JPG)
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
and you completely leave out rye whisky the true reason why Canada exists
lol i think you got that wrong.. Canada exists BECAUSE of rye
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I dont like Liqour, I'm a beer man. But I do like Jager.
One thing I dont reccomend, Liquid Cocaine, 1/3 Jager, 1/3 151, 1/3 Peppermint Schnapps.
And
Old E and Gin.
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Tried this with Tequila Sunrises once.. besides the fact I flew better than agree, I was chummin the lawn till 5 am.
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the rum drink i used to drink before i discovered good whisky was what we called
jumper cables-2 parts bacardi 151, 1 part jolt cola
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I'm gonna bring the ultimate rum, and mix, to the Con and I'll bring a donation to the FDB suite:
The drink is called a "Dark and Stormy"...the national drink of Bda....
2oz Black seal rum (80 proof availiable in my room, 151 proof at the FDB suite)
Ginger Beer mix
(Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for the actions of anyone drinking the 151 proof rum!)
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The trendy drink around here these days seems to be the RedBull and Vodka combo.
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gak