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Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: funkedup on April 28, 2002, 04:03:53 PM
Man this sucks.
They added almost all the features I wanted.
Plenty of scenarios.
Planeset is huge and growing gast.
They improved greatly the MA AWACS situation.
Added a new and flourishing alternative arena.
FMs are as good as anything in the biz.
What am I supposed to whine about now?????
Gonna have to find a new career.  :(
Do something HTC!  Add a WB 2.6 arena or something!
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: Hortlund on April 28, 2002, 04:06:56 PM
You can always whine about being a spitdweeb...
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: Wilbus on April 28, 2002, 04:23:22 PM
Or whine about not being able to whine about something, you could also whine about whining and people who whine about not yet released version.
whine will always be there, and I can whine about lots of things, need  some whine help?
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: Weave on April 28, 2002, 05:03:32 PM
Or you could whine about how you canceled your account just when all you longed for came to be.:)

Are ya back yet? :D
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: poopster on April 28, 2002, 06:01:23 PM
Or you could whine about me following your soggy butt all over this board now..

For your not the only one that likes to hear oneself talk..

;)

nopoop
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: LePaul on April 28, 2002, 06:54:02 PM
Pssst....maps....
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: Sikboy on April 28, 2002, 07:40:38 PM
Just look to Mandoble for inspiration Funked... the whine will come. The whine will come.

-Sikboy
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: Professor Fate on April 28, 2002, 09:03:08 PM
Can't find anything to whine about?  Try beating a dead horse.

Community wisdom says, "When you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount." In business, government and (sometimes) education often other strategies are tried with dead horses, including the following:

1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Saying things like, "This is the way we have always ridden this horse."
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse.
8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.
9. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment vs. in history.
10. Changing the requirements, declaring, "This horse is not dead."
11. Hiring contractors to ride the dead horse.
12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.
13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."
14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
15. Funding a study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
16. Purchasing a product to make dead horses run faster.
17. Declaring the horse is "better, faster and cheaper dead."
18. Forming a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
19. Revisiting the performance requirements for horses.
20. Saying this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.
21. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: Dead Man Flying on April 28, 2002, 09:31:37 PM
psssst, Funked...

Ground vehicles!



-- Todd/Leviathn
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: Makofan on April 28, 2002, 09:42:12 PM
hey funked - not enough spits, and the 14 should be 10 pts not 60!
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: Xjazz on April 29, 2002, 01:37:36 AM
Engine managment

Damage model

Metric cockpits

New maps
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: robsan on April 29, 2002, 03:13:31 AM
what happened to torque effects? :D
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: mrsid2 on April 29, 2002, 04:31:03 AM
You can start to whine about my favourite whine: arena imbalance..

Again last night the bish were ganging the rest 156:101:78 and even though they are all no-skill ganging losers ;) , they managed to capture rook fields o' plenty.
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: mipoikel on April 29, 2002, 05:01:20 AM
You can continue Internet Connectivity whinig! :D
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: Don on April 29, 2002, 03:36:21 PM
Well after just having responded to a post on another thread might I suggest another whine? :) Howz about a whine about hiding the....No, not the salami but, hiding the CV :D
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: cajun on April 29, 2002, 03:53:27 PM
Whine about them not having all the cool ww2biwingers!!!
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: Wlfgng on April 29, 2002, 03:56:35 PM
weather effects
torque
dweebs
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: Fatty on April 29, 2002, 04:53:54 PM
You should whine about being a quitting wuss, then coming back with your tail between your legs like a wuss.
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: Wlfgng on April 29, 2002, 05:41:31 PM


damn .. now that was funny... snif
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: funkedup on April 29, 2002, 06:15:48 PM
Fatty don't make me sit on you at the Con.
Title: Running Out of Stuff to Whine About
Post by: funkedup on April 29, 2002, 06:25:51 PM
GV's - Yes they suck but I can ignore them easily.  They aren't strat-monsters anymore.

Engine managment - The only prop combat sim I know of with better engine management is in closed beta.  There's one boxed sim with some cool engine effects but tragically annoying flaws in the modeling.

Damage model - The only prop combat sim I know of with better damage model is in closed beta.  Some have better damage model graphics but that's the extent of it.

Metric cockpits - Non-issue for me.  I'm biunital.

New maps - We have more new maps now than we have ever had, and more than the competition has.

Weather effects - As compared to what?  Clouds, storms, wind, they are all here.  Do you want better graphics?

Torque - Non-issue.  Torque is quite easy to calculate.

Dweebs & Arena Imbalance - Now this is a good topic for whining but dweebs are an unchangable part of the gaming universe.  The costs of stopping dweebery are worse than the dweebery itself.

Internet Connectivity - They are fixing it so it's hard to keep up my whining.

Biplanes - Don't like 'em.

CV Hiding - Don't fly CV planes much, don't care about MA strat.

Spits & Perks - CT has free Spit 14 and Tempest.

Come on guys you can do better.  Gimme some help here!