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Post by: Ripsnort on April 30, 2002, 11:11:58 AM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~ripsnort/BMW/CantFix.jpg)
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Post by: Sikboy on April 30, 2002, 11:16:42 AM
"Blow-Up Barbara the Highway "Help Me!" Doll Insures that even ugly chicks can get a man to help them on the roadside"

Just be sure to stay out of sight until you have him reeled in.




-Sikboy
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Post by: Mathman on April 30, 2002, 11:22:56 AM
I thought that airbags were on the car, not the passenger.  Guess I was wrong.
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Post by: LePaul on April 30, 2002, 12:05:13 PM
SCORE:  

Anna Nicole Smith O

Goodyear Tire  1


:D
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Post by: mjolnir on April 30, 2002, 12:19:39 PM
"This would be easier if the sun weren't blocked out."
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Post by: Skuzzy on April 30, 2002, 12:21:03 PM
Sweetie, I said "oil job" not "b.... job" :D
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Post by: Eagler on April 30, 2002, 12:22:43 PM
"Immediate Roadside ASSistance"

or

"Warning  -> Speed Bumps Ahead"

:)
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Post by: Dux on April 30, 2002, 12:23:52 PM
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Sweetie, I said "oil job" not "b.... job" :D


Brake job? that's not funny. :confused: :confused: :confused:
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Post by: mason22 on April 30, 2002, 12:25:14 PM


i'm not sure fans, it appears to be a quicklube....wait, no, i might be wrong on this one.... neal, what do you think?

bob that's definitely a jiffylube.
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Post by: Ripsnort on April 30, 2002, 12:45:16 PM
RACK AND PINION STEERING RETROFIT!
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Post by: MrBill on April 30, 2002, 12:46:24 PM
Testing the new Christy Canyon bumper jack. :D
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Post by: Tac on April 30, 2002, 12:50:01 PM
Thats what I call CHUCKS! :)
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Post by: NATEDOG on April 30, 2002, 01:11:22 PM
Speedbump...............
Beer...
Foster's, Austailian for beer.
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Post by: Octavius on April 30, 2002, 02:20:49 PM
deleted... mrbill beat me =]
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Post by: SirLoin on April 30, 2002, 02:22:03 PM
"Ronko Introduces Duel Purpose Inflatable Car Jack"
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Post by: CyranoAH on April 30, 2002, 04:07:46 PM
Where's that #%! damn spare tire!?! :D

Daniel
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Post by: deSelys on April 30, 2002, 04:53:14 PM
You take any occasion to show us your shiny BMW, Rip...it's getting old quick.



Btw, nice shaven legs you have! But your breasts are waaaay overmodelled. Switch to smaller implants, or take it easy with the hormones....

Just my 0.01 $.
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Post by: Sikboy on April 30, 2002, 07:24:49 PM
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Originally posted by deSelys
But your breasts are waaaay overmodelled.


If you're going to make such accusations, you need documentation!

-Sikboy
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Post by: AKDejaVu on April 30, 2002, 08:52:26 PM
Its a dude
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Post by: pimpjoe on April 30, 2002, 10:07:30 PM
woohoo! dems sum tig ol' bitties!:D
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Post by: SOB on April 30, 2002, 11:49:01 PM
After making his lifelong dream of owning a BMW come true, Ripsnort finally gets to fulfill another dream as well.  Them high heels look good on ya Rip!


SOB
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Post by: Ripsnort on May 01, 2002, 07:46:23 AM
JUST for the record, my car is a new BLACK 330ci, not a used one as this, and my legs are hairy (but my chest is pretty good sized and the wifes high heels fit fine!)
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Post by: midnight Target on May 01, 2002, 09:41:02 AM
Hey lady, nice legs.:)
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Post by: loser on May 01, 2002, 10:49:31 AM
not a caption:

imagine the pant crapping laughs that would occur if one was to sneak up and lay on the horn. I work in a repair shop and the employees occasionally do this to each other.

:D
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Post by: hblair on May 10, 2002, 09:09:12 AM
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Originally posted by loser
not a caption:

imagine the pant crapping laughs that would occur if one was to sneak up and lay on the horn. I work in a repair shop and the employees occasionally do this to each other.

:D


What about when a guy is putting the front end of a car together and you sneak around and lay on the horn as he connects the terminal on the battery? That's a neat gag. :)

Also the one where the tech is doing a hard pull on a truck frame, he gets about 8,000 psi on it, the frames really talking and ya sneak around and slap the bed of the frame rack with a 5 lb hammer. :D