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Title: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: poopster on April 30, 2002, 09:43:04 PM
I'm not flying here to recreate a time in the distant past when REAL heros fought a great war.

I'm not here, to in my small way, relive the glory of a war where kids put there life on the line. This is a game..

Ok ??

That being said...

My sole purpose of flying here is to add YOUR name to my butt wall :)

I don't play fair, if it's fair I keep on going.

No manzy panzy you did this or that...

FOGITABOTIT !!

In this tour, my first, I will put as many of you as I can on my butt wall.

It's in my dining room and there are alot of butts there.

Some are big butts, some are small...

But they are butts, all the same.

Talk all the smack you'd care to, I just gaze up at your butt on my wall and smile...

LOL

Let the games begin

Any cooperation from you, ie: get involved in typing, heading off for a quick pee break, grabbing a beer, having the cat poop on your rudder pedals etc. would be greatly appreciated...

I'm not interested in fair.

I'm interested in butts..

..on my wall...

:D

nopoop
Title: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: ZeroPing on April 30, 2002, 09:53:50 PM
the point?
and dont say... to get YOUR butt on my wall.. that would be "gay"
Title: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: -ammo- on April 30, 2002, 10:20:04 PM
the point is, he is eloquently talking smack, and having a good time with it:)

you on thye other hand may have a small chip on yer shoulder
Title: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: ZeroPing on April 30, 2002, 10:26:27 PM
"gay"
Title: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: Animal on April 30, 2002, 10:28:18 PM
You better have a steel-reinforced wall if you plan to put some leather-clad JG/54 tulips on it...
Title: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: poopster on April 30, 2002, 10:46:05 PM
Lol zero

I'm far too old to be concerned with questions of my own masculinity. You need to face your fears..:)

But I do see a certain advantages in the fact that the majority of the time it takes two hands to accomplish "death by weed" depending on personal preferance.

Mail man fires in the front yard..

2 this week, MAN do they burn..

The "Honey, come quick,  this large glob of gooo is coming out from under our sink, and it looks like...like...   ...A DUCK !!!!!

No matter

I take um where I can get um.

every itty bitty advantage...

;)

Cya up there...

Ah....ehh.. sorry zero..

CYA UP THERE

LOL :D

nopoop

Ammo glad your here ( good time )
Title: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: Drex on May 01, 2002, 12:37:15 AM
Heh, smack fishing, new sport?

I'll make sure I fly straight.

Drex
Title: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: funkedup on May 01, 2002, 02:31:00 AM
POOPY TAKE MY BUTT!

(http://www.jg2.com/images/t2103.gif)
Title: Re: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: Hortlund on May 01, 2002, 03:47:22 AM
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Originally posted by poopster

I just gaze up at your butt on my wall and smile...

[...]
I'm interested in butts..

..on my wall...
 


You Americans are weird.
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Post by: SOB on May 01, 2002, 05:30:46 AM
I'll be creeping up on your six as you sit in wonder, staring at your hairy, crusty sniffing wall.  When the deed is done and you're on the way down, make sure you bail out...I'd hate to miss the opportunity to have another target.


SOB
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Post by: hblair on May 01, 2002, 07:18:11 AM
Glad to see you coming over to Aces High nopoop. I have enjoyed reading your posts on AGW for a long time. You're a funny fella, Hope you have a good time here...
Title: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: Sikboy on May 01, 2002, 07:40:18 AM
I heard that Kurt Tank had a butt wall
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Post by: lazs2 on May 01, 2002, 08:51:44 AM
KT invented the butt wall.
lazs
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Post by: Taiaha on May 01, 2002, 08:54:55 AM
Yeah, but the butts were a lot smaller then, not overstuffed like they are now.
Title: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: Ripsnort on May 01, 2002, 09:49:18 AM
Welcome to AH nopoop, you still have your WB's account?
Title: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: Rude on May 01, 2002, 10:08:26 AM
Welcome to AH poop....one question before I let you go....what exactly is this seemingly unusual attraction you have for butts and is it relevant in the choosing of your handle?

Just curious:)
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Post by: Apar on May 01, 2002, 10:54:59 AM
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You better have a steel-reinforced wall if you plan to put some leather-clad JG/54 tulips on it...


ROFL, and oh so true, especially in the case of 'Baron Von GrossenArsch'

system to poopster: 'you have been Gruenherzed'

Cya up there 'Ace'

:D
Title: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: Mr Hanky on May 01, 2002, 11:29:58 AM
Nopoop,

I find your handle discriminatory.
Title: Re: Re: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: AKcurly on May 01, 2002, 12:17:53 PM
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Originally posted by Hortlund


You Americans are weird.

Now wait a minute, Hortlund.  Doesn't Sweden have a festival where every Spring where you all hold hands and dance around a giant noodle?

And you think we're weird?  Geez! :D

curly
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Post by: AKDejaVu on May 01, 2002, 12:27:23 PM
That reminds me... I haven't heard from AKOkkie in some time.  I think he's still hung over from the last noodle festival.
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Post by: Taiaha on May 01, 2002, 01:25:14 PM
Here in the US we have that same festival.  It's called Congress in Session.
Title: Re: Re: Re: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: Hortlund on May 01, 2002, 01:28:47 PM
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Originally posted by AKcurly


Now wait a minute, Hortlund.  Doesn't Sweden have a festival where every Spring where you all hold hands and dance around a giant noodle?

And you think we're weird?  Geez! :D

curly


ROFLOL!!!! :D

Man, I dont know exactly what you have heard of us, but that isn't exactly true.

LOL Man Im almost crying here. :D
Title: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: Z6 on May 01, 2002, 01:33:02 PM
$5.00 says JB7 puts a NEEDLE in your BUTT!:DHe will SMOKE U!
Title: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: majic on May 01, 2002, 01:44:35 PM
"Here in the US we have that same festival. It's called Congress in Session."  


ROTFLOL!
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: AKcurly on May 01, 2002, 02:02:42 PM
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Originally posted by Hortlund


ROFLOL!!!! :D

Man, I dont know exactly what you have heard of us, but that isn't exactly true.

LOL Man Im almost crying here. :D

Uh, uh, Hortlund, no way. :)  I had a friend from Umea Sweden and he told us about it.   Spring fertility celebration ring a bell? :D
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Post by: Hortlund on May 01, 2002, 02:06:43 PM
Yeah, I know what you are talking about. Problem is that we all hold hands and dance around a cross, covered with leafs and flowers. Now, I'm not sure exactly how you want to turn that into a gigant noodle, but I'm looking forward to watching you try :)

Back in the old days (Viking age) it was more noodle-like, back then it was a gigant pole with two ..eh...balls at the bottom. But when Sweden was Christened in 1100-something, the smart priests just added a pole at the top, and us gullible swedes found ourselves dancing around a cross instead of a dick.
Title: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: AKcurly on May 01, 2002, 02:06:57 PM
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu
That reminds me... I haven't heard from AKOkkie in some time.  I think he's still hung over from the last noodle festival.

I would hope he's "hung over" after a noodle festival.   You know those Europeans, far too sophisticated for us earthy Americans to understand. :D

curly
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Post by: funkedup on May 01, 2002, 02:09:53 PM
Hortlund I sent an email to HTC, they are changing your handle to Pnsdncr
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Post by: AKcurly on May 01, 2002, 02:09:54 PM
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Originally posted by Hortlund
Yeah, I know what you are talking about. Problem is that we all hold hands and dance around a cross, covered with leafs and flowers. Now, I'm not sure exactly how you want to turn that into a gigant noodle, but I'm looking forward to watching you try :)

Back in the old days (Viking age) it was more noodle-like, back then it was a gigant pole with two ..eh...balls at the bottom. But when Sweden was Christened in 1100-something, the smart priests just added a pole at the top, and us gullible swedes found ourselves dancing around a cross instead of a dick.

lol - that's the story.  heh, I didn't believe it when he first told me. ;)

curly
Title: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: Taiaha on May 01, 2002, 03:47:18 PM
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Originally posted by Hortlund

Back in the old days (Viking age) it was more noodle-like, back then it was a gigant pole with two ..eh...balls at the bottom. But when Sweden was Christened in 1100-something, the smart priests just added a pole at the top, and us gullible swedes found ourselves dancing around a cross instead of a dick.


And thus Sweden's path to world domination was secured. . .:D

Should have stuck with good old Johnson worship like the US of A!
Title: The new tour tomorrow...be there for me :0)
Post by: poopster on May 01, 2002, 10:15:21 PM
Bad news good news update:

First night of the new tour...

Two sorties, two deaths.......

Bad news is..
The FM is porked
The gunnery is porked
The map is porked


or....

I suck, and it will take awhile to get used to it all.

I'm leaning towards the latter ;)

Good news is if I ever do get a butt this tour, I'd be REALLY embarrassed if I were you :)

And if you hang mine, it ain't no biggy, cuz I suck :D

Not feeling too bad, got a handle on the fuel thingy. And my second death was from a blast from the past..

Different with 400 in the arena, like it.

Tomorrows another day

BASTAGES !!!

nopoop
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Post by: Drex on May 01, 2002, 10:19:56 PM
I'll make sure I'm not the one.  I wont log on until you post the butt.


Drex