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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Cherlie on May 01, 2002, 08:26:34 AM
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I often hear these 4 words "Gotta go, wife squeaking".
Just being recently married, any advise on how to get back at the nagging wife?
I thought maybe HT should have a wives only night, so we can come abck from beer and T.V and say "get off, it's my turn, your horus up already!!!!!!!"
CharlieB
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since your recently married let me clue you in.
You NEVER get back at the wife, at least if you want to keep her.
Rule 1.
Women run the planet, yes its a conspiracy and not fair.
Rule 2.
Keep the women of the world on your side and life is good.
Couple of more rules to live by.
People not to piss off.
anyone who serves you food.
anyone about to write you a traffic ticket.
anyone about to give you a shot.
Drifter
ps might change my name to "whipped"
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My problem is that my wife can't keep her hands off of me, and it's sometimes difficult to fly with her pawing me. Don't women think of anything but sex????
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I hold my life to dear,so I don`t,,,but I mumble behind her back ,and when she craves sex I`ll put it on autopilot,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AH that is!!! ;)
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The power of the "P" brother...power of the "P"
I am recently married, and i am damn lucky she anit cut the account off already. The only REAL thing u have control is the sex. Give it up if you must, but cut her off if shes pissin you off. Yes,, yes you WILL hear squeakin' but that's the game of marrage. give and take, or sometimes it's just give,give.:)
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Originally posted by Cherlie
I often hear these 4 words "Gotta go, wife squeaking".
Just being recently married, any advise on how to get back at the nagging wife?
I thought maybe HT should have a wives only night, so we can come abck from beer and T.V and say "get off, it's my turn, your horus up already!!!!!!!"
CharlieB
Let it go. Whatever you do will be returned to you threefold.
Oh... and fifteen years later, she'll STILL squeak about it.
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What I like to do is post OT things in the wrong forum :eek:
that'll teach her.
-Sikboy
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Originally posted by popeye
My problem is that my wife can't keep her hands off of me, and it's sometimes difficult to fly with her pawing me. Don't women think of anything but sex????
You know, strangely enough I believe Popeye. :)
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money is the key IMO.
either withhold it or spend a lot of it on her.. depends on the situation ;)
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>>Just being recently married, any advise on how to get back at the nagging wife? <<
ANSWER: You don't. Not if you want to remain married.
If yer only married a short time, its supposed to be an adjustment period. A time where you make room for each other, get to know and comfortable with the other person you wake up next to every morning and say gnite to every night. Don't f@#k it up over a game.
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Dear Get Back,
My suggestion is to NEVER try and "get back" at your wife. :)
This is a mistake men have been making for thousands of years. If you respect each other you will both want to meet each others needs. Spend as much or as little time in AH as you both feel is right and you will still be playing 12 years later :) But, always put her first.... !
The other alternative is a Fast Motorcycle......
Ride it hard!
Put it up when your though!
Never Argues!
Always Ready whe YOU are!
Play AH any Time you want!
Be Selfish!
Sounds fun ?
Nah.............
Love your wife, respect her, put her needs before yours and chances are she will want you to play Aces High a lot more then you think!
Good Luck,
Thunder Landers
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Cherlie,
Ahhh the endless battle of wives VS. AH. All I can tell you is that it is futile. She will continue to nag and you will continue to make promises that you can not keep. The addictive draw of the game is to much and your obsession will win out. But have no fear friend soon your obsession with AH will be replaced with a new obsession...
The new one....
"HOW CAN I FAKE MY OWN DEATH!!!!!"
Avid
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Withhold sex, works like a charm. Takes a strong will to do it though. If you control the sex and not her you have the power.
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Wait a minute...Hold the F***ing phone!
I'm married 3 years, 2 years old daughter, and if I get sex once a week from my wife I'm lucky.
WHAT THE F***!!!!!?????
I can cut her off for the next 3 months, and I'll pass her in the hallway to be asked, "You still live here?"
Bottom line. YOU CANNOT F***ING WIN. DON'T BOTHER TRYING.
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As Narsus' roomate I can attest to his statements. He has been using this technique as long as i've known him and has never been pulled away from a good dogfight in all that time. He has successfully controlled sex for at least a year that I know of, and I might add my stock in marcal tissues and jergens hand lotion have never been better.
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My wifey tells me to kick tail when I fly...she know's that I'm alot more fun to be around when I have successful sorties:)
The others are right on....submit to one another and you won't have problems. Some men and women can't seem to figure that out, which in those cases, it won't be AH that causes your marriage to suffer.
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LOL
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muck, first one to ask - losses :D
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If a guy and his wife have a relationship where they need to 'get back' at each other, it seems to me that they have some relationship and boundary issues.
Sure, you are married, but you are two different people, and you do different things. The only problem is not thinking that is okay.
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Just don't get married, and if you already are. Haha you're F*cked :P
At least that's what my dad and grandad keep tellin me :D
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Oh... and if your wife hasn't already discovered Dr. Phil, look here (http://www.philmcgraw.com/).
He's on Oprah all the time and most of the women I've talked to love him.
This pretty much sums up what he said that made my life a whole lot easier, "If you think you have a problem in your marriage, you are the problem."
The important thing is that my wife didn't hear it coming from me.
Lastly... This topic is SO very very OT.
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Leave it to a Luftwaffle to turn this into a therapy session. Is it time for a group hug, or prozac!!!:D
Avid
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Just a wee story about loyalty in marriage.
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...
You know what?"
What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck, why don't you f*ck off.
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Fart
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Originally posted by TheOxman
The power of the "P" brother...power of the "P"
I am recently married, and i am damn lucky she anit cut the account off already. The only REAL thing u have control is the sex. Give it up if you must, but cut her off if shes pissin you off. Yes,, yes you WILL hear squeakin' but that's the game of marrage. give and take, or sometimes it's just give,give.:)
You can't cut her off, you don't know where she's getting it. And sometimes yer better off not knowing. Trust me.
Muck hit the nail on the head with his post :D
One thing I like to do to totally irritate my wife is rearrange her Mary Kay closest. Since she sells the stuff she keeps a fair amount of stuff on hand. I just wander into the closest while she's sleeping or out of the house and rearrange everything :D
Course there's always the old grudge f*ck. Pop the wrong hole while yer goin wide open >=) Then ya can tell'er it was an accident. Get revenge and not get blamed for getting revenge :D
Gonna have to go dig up the old Sam Kinneson tapes now.. one of them has a bit about this that's hilarious :D
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Originally posted by Cherlie
Just being recently married, any advise on how to get back at the nagging wife?
Get back at her? Not recommended. I suppose when Zeb first started playing Air Warrior online, I did nag a bit, as I was concerned about the high phone bills we were racking up.... I often asked "are you online?" to be told he "wouldn't be long"... :)
What Zeb did was get me interested in the game myself.... slowly at first, but gradually adding more snippets of information. I think what made the biggest impact was when he told me he might be joining a squad - it was then I realised there was more to this thing than I had originally thought. I found myself watching him more often, in fact frequently asked if he was "going on" tonight. Eventually, I got my own account - I had my own PC anyway - and the rest is history! :D
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I say every time she squeakes, Give her the ol' "Stinky Pinky"!
And if that does'nt work, try the "Dirty Sanchez".
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Seems like an appropriate place to post this link (http://home.earthlink.net/%7Eii_ssnifff/caww/best_of_caww.html)
Best of Air Warrior Widows.......thanks Dawwgus
Oldies but goodies.
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Yep.. still a classic:
Darling,
I'm posting this message in your newsgroup as I know this is the only way to get it to you since flight simulation entered our lives two years ago.
The children are doing well. Our son is seven now and is a bright and handsome boy. He has developed quite a flair for art. He drew a family portrait for a school project. All the figures were good, but yours was excellent. The computer, the model airplane, the chair, and the back of your head are rendered with stunning detail and accuracy. You would be very proud of him.
As you'll recall our precious little girl turned three in September. She still remembers that you spent the whole day with her on her birthday. What quality time it was for her when you allowed her to watch you re-enact Amelia Earhart's last flight! She was sorry that she crashed before your plane did, but she was *so* sleepy. Poor thing. When she asked how come Daddy's TV only had a grey picture, I told her you were staring at fog. Was I right?
I am also doing well. I went blonde about a year ago and was delighted to find out that blondes really do have more fun.
Lars, I mean Mr. Swenson, the department head, has taken an interest in my career and has become a good friend to all of us.
The house is in good shape. I had the living room painted last Spring. I'm not sure if you noticed it. I made sure the painters cut air holes in the dropcloths so you wouldn't be disturbed. They were very apologetic about splattering your charts.
I've discovered that the household chores are much easier since you allow me to vacuum around you instead of using the feather duster that makes you sneeze and also streaks your goggles.
I will be at the ski lodge this weekend with Lars and the kids. But don't worry, darling, we have separate bedrooms, and he is well aware that I am married. I will try to call you, but if the line is busy, then I'll know that you are connected by modem with your flight instructor who is demonstrating advanced manuevers. (I still can't believe he's only thirteen! His parents must be as proud of him as I am of you.)
The housekeeper has been instructed to keep your coffee cup filled and to give you a fresh straw every three hours. Just let her know when you're getting hungry and she'll give you some frozen pizza to suck on.
Good luck circumnavigating the world via the poles! Should be a fun weekend! See you Sunday night!
Fondly,
Carol (Your wife)
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If I had a wife... do you think I would really be spending any time here at all? If you settled for a nagging b*tch, that's your problem. If I was sitting at my computer and my girlfriend/wife were pawing at me... that just wouldn't happen. If I had that type of woman around me, I would never make it to the computer.
My computer has been a pacifier while I have been finishing my long lost EE degree (I didn't even have one at all until I quit working to go back to college). This week I finish. Then I go back to work and both have time and money again. As long as I remain single and don't have my own airplane, I will still frequent AH. But if I had a wife and/or my own plane, the computer will become just a tool for checking e-mail and doing research.
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I think some people got confused..........
I love my wife dearly and I don't intend to get back at her in the sense of something demorallising. I was just stating that I noticed alot of guys say "gotta go wife squeaking" and asking what to do when this happen. It was intended to be a fun post and I was simply asking what other guys in AH do when their wife wants them off AH.
Maybe the title was wrongly written (it was 1a.m in the morning) Because some people seemed offended by it, reasons beknown to themselves.
the others that took it like a joke (as it was meant to be) thanks for the laughs.
And yes I agree, women tend to be more focused on sex than men these days. At least when men were more focused, it only last a short time (variey from 2 mins to 2 hours) but with women, they can go all night!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
CharlieB
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wha??? you can't?!?!?!
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If I had a wife... do you think I would really be spending any time here at all?
Yes... I know you would. The fact that you are single and still here worries me, however. They're out there... not in here.
AKDejaVu
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I had a wife. She didn't like flying.
I traded her in for a cat. Overall, the cat is much easer to live with.
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Originally posted by streakeagle
If I had a wife... do you think I would really be spending any time here at all?
If you settled for a nagging b*tch, that's your problem.
If I was sitting at my computer and my girlfriend/wife were pawing at me... that just wouldn't happen. If I had that type of woman around me, I would never make it to the computer.
But if I had a wife and/or my own plane, the computer will become just a tool for checking e-mail and doing research.
Young man, you have alot to learn...
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just saw this...
1 in 14 frontier marriges in the 1800s ended in divorce....
guess the other 13 ended with gunshots...:eek:
So seems not much has changed overall ya cant win against em
so good advice is to RUN RUN NOW RUN LIKE YOUR bellybutton IS ON FIRE !!!!! GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!!
POW for 5 years now
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Embarass her by getting her some nice flowers. Costco or Sam's warehouse will sell you 2 dozen roses for about $12-15.
Get 'em stick em in a vase and tell her you love her.
Works pretty well for me. :D
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Originally posted by Hortlund
Young man, you have alot to learn...
At 34, I am far from young. But like all people, I will always have a lot to learn. One of the most important things I want to learn is where to find me a wife ;) I know for me it is not in bars, not in dance clubs, not in churches, not in chat rooms... co-workers have always been predominantly male so not at work (8 years on subs certainly didn't help ;))... so where? Hoping dumb luck will eventually hook me up, but so far time has not been kind to me.
As for AKDejaVu's comment about not finding them here: most of the time that I spend here is after 11 PM. I generally won't find any women in my area at that time anyway. AH costs me sleep, not dates.
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Originally posted by streakeagle
(8 years on subs certainly didn't help ;))
Oh, come on. As a former hot water tech (ETRO) I can say with some assurance that submariners are never without a date.
120 men go down, 60 couples come back up...
:D
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Hey Puck- I think you and Hangtime have the wife-cat swap in common.
But HT's cat died, I think he's dating again.
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>>I was simply asking what other guys in AH do when their wife wants them off AH. <<
LOL! Be careful what you ask for :D
THis is not a topic that is foreign to anyone that plays/flies air combat sims. You tocuhed upon something that is ALWAYS just below the surface. No harm, no foul;)
You started the thread but it quickly became everyone's ;)
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Well, my wife has always been an exception to the rule, she not only loves to hunt, fish, camp, go to flight museums, is frugal with money, but encourages my AH flight time (in most cases)..here's her voice recording for my check six..feel free to give me a check six call anytime, it gets me hot! ;) (you may have to copy and paste this in the location bar)
http://Ripsnort60.tripod.com/check6.wav
The Mrs. and her bald headed hubby at the 50th Pearl Harbor dinner anniversary last Dec.7th at the Olympic FM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~ripsnort/_images/BandLatFM.jpg)
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What is this sex thing you speak of?
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Getting married young=throwing away your life.
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The trick is to (a) fly when the wife has other things on her mind that don't involve you or (b) establish a time in advance when you're going to be flying.
I usually fly while the wife is either away at school or asleep on the couch or otherwise occupied. The only times my flying becomes a problem is when she gets bored or decides to start a project that requires both of us (like working in the yard or making a grocery run).
If your wife has no hobbies, find one for her. Get her started in aerobics classes, or something with other women so that it becomes a social event. Get her interested in those no-credit evening classes with subjects such as "wine tasting", "art appreciation", and "antiquing". Fortunately for me, my wife is enrolled in a credit class towards her MIS degree so at least 1 night a week I can fly for 3 hours straight with no interruption, and can grab flight time whenever she's working on a computer program or other homework assignment on her laptop. That's usually good for an hour or two at a time.
If that doesn't work, or becomes too expensive, go with Plan B. Set a specific day and time when you'll be flying and shouldn't be disturbed. For example, tell her "I'm flying every Thursday at 7 pm and will be done by 10, so please don't disturb me". When I was hard-core Air Warrior flying, I had Wednesdays nights and Sunday evenings as my designated flight times, and spent the other nights doing things with her during the prime evening hours (7 to 10 pm), then grabbing a couple of missions after she fell asleep watching tv. So long as you're spending the other days with her, you should be able to pull it off. It helps if you can schedule your flight time to correspond with a tv program that she enjoys, so that she can watch it in peace without you groaning at the sappy heart-breaking scenes. You might try setting up a "Chick Flick" movie night where she can rent "Passion Fish" and "Bridget Jone's Diary" and "Steel Magnolias" and watch them without you disturbing her.
The key is make sure that you have a schedule that won't interfere with your relationship with her.
Usually if a guy has to log because the wife is bothering him, its because he failed to file the proper flight plan with the local authority. ;)
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We got an arrangement.....
Mrs. Tahgut tapes her soaps and Rosie O'donnels, and when we get home at night we decide when she is gonna watch em. I then have 3+ hours of uninterupted flying time if I so choose.
Works for us.:)
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Originally posted by midnight Target
We got an arrangement.....
Mrs. Tahgut tapes her soaps and Rosie O'donnels,
Works for us.:)
:D
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Well, my wife has always been an exception to the rule, she not only loves to hunt, fish, camp, go to flight museums, is frugal with money, but encourages my AH flight time (in most cases)..here's her voice recording for my check six..feel free to give me a check six call anytime, it gets me hot! ;) (you may have to copy and paste this in the location bar)
I KNEW there was something about you I didn't like. Lucky bastage. Well, ok, you live in Sumner, but otherwise you're a lucky bastage :D
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lol this were full of interesting informations ROFL
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
:D
LOL...flame away...I'm flyin not watchin.:D
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Embarass her by getting her some nice flowers. Costco or Sam's warehouse will sell you 2 dozen roses for about $12-15. Embarass her by getting her some nice flowers. Costco or Sam's warehouse will sell you 2 dozen roses for about $12-15.
Get 'em stick em in a vase and tell her you love her.
Works pretty well for me.
Toad
I have a friend of mine who calls this "Making a deposit in the emotional bank account." He made me swear never to tell any of our mutual friends that he said this since he never wanted it getting back to his wife :) It works pretty well, along with making some mutual time each day (or at least special time each week) and flying in the dead time when we wouldn't be doing anything else together anyway.
BTW, when she's coming on to you while flying it's NOT because you're some big stud, it's just a good indicator that the bank account is getting a bit low.
Charon
PS: AH is a breeze, I have much more of a problem with Civ3 or Alpha Centauri :)
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Many moons ago , when it cost $9 a hour to fly, my wife used to squeak at me about how much time and money I spent playin "that stupid game".
So, I got a new computer for her.
Best trade I ever made.
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Originally posted by -Concho-
What is this sex thing you speak of?
Married for 14 years and this just seemed to touch a chord :)
Seriously though, I must be one of the lucky ones, because my wife encourages me to play AH, and will negotiate rather than demand if we need to be doing something at a time when I normally play AH.
It's a respect thing I guess. Which is a pretty good thing to have :)
palef
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henh. 'how do you get back at the wife?' well, try wipin' it off on the curtains after toppin' her off... anything less; yer just teasin' 'em.
:D
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My EX-wife always said in a very demanding and controlling voice as she wags her head: "You're not going to go up there to fly again, are you? You better not be. You fly once a month, what more do you want? We dont spend enough time together. Come sit down NOW!"
I would turn around and say: "Look B#tch, I will do WHAT I shazaam want to do, WHEN I shazaam want and as OFTEN as I shazaam want! Do I shazaam make myself clear!!!!"
Of course, it would come out of my mouth like this: "Yes dear."
:D