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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: moose on May 01, 2002, 02:05:51 PM
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First time Ive ever seen this one. First time in weeks I've spit on my keyboard laughing
State mottos
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your
Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't
Own It-Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland
Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay We're Not,
But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But
That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our taxes are less Than Sweden's (For
Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000
Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-
wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer
##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You
Have The Right To An Attorney ...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't
Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw
Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared
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Oregon: Smoke weed, be happy
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Wisconsin: Eat Cheese Or Die!
The had a poll/vote for liscense plate slogans, this one got 2nd or 3rd place. "America's Dairyland" won out,.. too bad.
eskimo
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OH GOD.....ROFLMAO.....i live in Jersey and i went to newark one time and one of the things i hear a lot was the "You Want A &%*^&$# (Insert Item here)...Ill give ya a $&@(%*& (Insert Previous item again)...!!!".....lol....you hit our mottos on the spot
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Originally posted by eskimo2
Wisconsin: Eat Cheese Or Die!
The had a poll/vote for liscense plate slogans, this one got 2nd or 3rd place. "America's Dairyland" won out,.. too bad.
eskimo
bah.. Wisconsin dairy farms are non-existant. All the cheese is being produced in CA and other states FURTHER away from WI. I am not sure of the exact ruling or law, but it basically states that the further away the cheese making facility is FROM Wisconsin, the more profit you'll make. Wisconsin is losing farms left and right.
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Okay then
California : We've relocated the cheese
could be taken a couple of ways =)
Kanthy
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Yeah but have you ever had California cheese???? It tastes like sh*t!!!