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Title: Tyson the Village Idiot
Post by: funkedup on May 03, 2002, 06:44:46 PM
Why won't this guy just go away.  Hopefully the next woman he tries to rape will be packing heat.

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"I wish that you guys had children so I could kick them in the (expletive) head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day."


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Do you think Jesus would love me? I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me ... I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss ... why you acting like that?

"Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me. No Christian ever did that and said in the name of Jesus even ... They'd throw me in jail and write bad articles about me and then go to church on Sunday and say Jesus is a wonderful man and he's coming back to save us.


Shut the hell up Mike.

http://espn.go.com/boxing/news/2002/0503/1377497.html
Title: Tyson the Village Idiot
Post by: Gadfly on May 03, 2002, 07:35:33 PM
Village Bully, you mean.
Title: Tyson the Village Idiot
Post by: fdiron on May 03, 2002, 08:28:05 PM
Mike Tyson is entertaining because hes such a dirtbag.
Title: Tyson the Village Idiot
Post by: Tac on May 03, 2002, 08:35:34 PM
At least he's been studying his dictionary hehe.

Tysonics. Like Ebonics, just stupider. *G*

;)
Title: Tyson the Village Idiot
Post by: Eagler on May 03, 2002, 10:16:13 PM
He can fight

$23,026,042 on ticket sales  of 19,185...
...will shatter the boxing record of $16,860,030 set Nov. 13, 1999, when a crowd of 17,078 watched Lewis fight Evander Holyfield at Thomas & Mack Arena in Las Vegas.

June 8th, I'll be watching
Title: Tyson the Village Idiot
Post by: Hangtime on May 04, 2002, 12:38:53 AM
there's never a drive by shooter around when yah need one.
Title: Tyson the Village Idiot
Post by: Dowding on May 04, 2002, 02:41:43 AM
I hope Lewis pulverizes the freak.
Title: Tyson the Village Idiot
Post by: bikekil on May 04, 2002, 07:06:42 AM
When Lewis kicked Golota bellybutton i was against him, but now i'm with you on it Dowding :D
Title: Tyson the Village Idiot
Post by: Commander rialbh on May 04, 2002, 02:07:07 PM
Bah!
Title: Tyson the Village Idiot
Post by: hblair on May 04, 2002, 02:25:44 PM
Tyson is the modern day Muhamad Ali, except he knows in this day and age you gotta talk about stomping kids testicles to get attention. All Ali had to do was brag about "being the greatest" to tick off all us honkies. The upcoming fight will be the highest grossing ever. All because of Mike's mouth.

If you really hate Tyson don't line his pockets with money by watching him fight.
Title: Tyson the Village Idiot
Post by: sling322 on May 04, 2002, 03:14:48 PM
Heh...get caught posting under the wrong account there rialbH?  :D
Title: Tyson the Village Idiot
Post by: Captain Virgil Hilts on May 04, 2002, 08:21:29 PM
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Originally posted by hblair
Tyson is the modern day Muhamad Ali, except he knows in this day and age you gotta talk about stomping kids testicles to get attention. All Ali had to do was brag about "being the greatest" to tick off all us honkies. The upcoming fight will be the highest grossing ever. All because of Mike's mouth.

If you really hate Tyson don't line his pockets with money by watching him fight.


Tyson doesn't have the brains or class to be Ali. He doesn't have the talent either. Tyson is the lowest form of scumbag. Ali made a few mistakes, but Tyson is trash, and should have long since ben banned from professional sports of any kind. What he says isn't just talk, the guy is a rapist and a thug. Nevermind the Holyfield incident. The fact that my home state is even allowing him to fight here disgusts me to no end. Don't worry about me spending a dime that Tyson will ever see. Muhammed Ali was a talented and brilliant individual who made professional boxing a top sport, and the vacuum created by his retirement has left us with the garbage we see now. No one boxing today or in the last 15 years is even close to being in Ali's league. To compare Tyson with Ali is to do Ali a terrible injustice.
Title: Tyson the Village Idiot
Post by: Charon on May 05, 2002, 12:39:36 AM
Tyson -- sullying the reputation of professional boxing once again :)

Charon
Title: Tyson the Village Idiot
Post by: hblair on May 05, 2002, 12:44:45 AM
You're right Virgil, Ali was obviously a better man. What I meant was that I think Tyson is trying to get people to hate him even more now. The more people hate him the more the fight's going to gross. Ali was a showman. He'd play to the crowd and it helped his popularity. I think Tyson is doing that to an extent now, although obviously in much more negative ways. There was an interview on fox sports tonight that was so off the wall it had to have been at least partially a put on. You could see tysons sparring help in the background busting a gut laughing hard when he'd say his crazy stuff. It's like it was an act. I hope it is anyway.
Title: Tyson the Village Idiot
Post by: Sox62 on May 05, 2002, 05:11:18 AM
My favorite Tyson moment was the time he said  "I want to eat his children" (Lewis's I believe) and everybody acted horrified.

 Why were they surprised?Hell,he had already tried to eat Evander Holyfield.
Title: Tyson the Village Idiot
Post by: lord dolf vader on May 05, 2002, 10:15:39 AM
the part that if jesus came again the capitalist hogs that run the place would kill him. seems spot on.
 he got screwed by the system and hates it. go figgure.
Title: Tyson the Village Idiot
Post by: Fatty on May 05, 2002, 10:28:19 AM
Got screwed by the system?  Depends on your point of view.  If you think he's a victim of circumstance and was forced by pressure to become a rapist and cannibal, then I guess.  Poor Mike, he's only been forced into this by society, like George Foreman, Lennox Lewis, and Evander Holyfield.  No, wait a minute, none of them, not even Larry Holmes, is a raving psycopath.

Now, if you say he's pissed because even boxing has some (though not nearly enough to save a dying sport) limits on tolerance, then maybe I could see a point.  It did not screw him though, he screwed an opportunity to be boxing's level of Tiger Woods or Michael Jordon.  Repeatedly.