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Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: funkedup on May 06, 2002, 04:57:55 PM: I (can't take it/hate you all/quit)!
We (Bishops/Rooks/Knights) are outnumbered every night it really (sucks/blows/pisses me off/is gay)!
The (Nitrook/Bishnit/Bishrook) alliance has had us in the corner for (days/weeks/months). I can't even take off without getting (gangbanged/vulched). And all you wussy sideswitchers aren't helping. Last week the (insert name of large squadron here) were (Bishops/Rooks/Knights) but this week those cheating bastards are flying for (Knights/Rooks/Bishops). All you care about is (landgrabbing/vulching/furballing)!!! Where is your (loyalty/honor/sportsmanship)??? When is HTC going to do something about this???
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: Furious on May 06, 2002, 05:01:59 PM: I always wanted to whine, but was unsure of what to say.

Funked, thanks...

...look forward to new posts by me!!

F.

:D
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: Skuzzy on May 06, 2002, 05:08:06 PM: I agree. The use the () and / is just too much to deal with. We must put an end to this abuse. It will lead us to complete and udder devastation. :D
I propose the banning of the / key. It would only be a first step in the long awaited process of correcting the overall problems we deal with in our day to day lives.
Several months later after the shock wears off, we must be rid of the farkin () keys!
I cannot tell you how many knights have fell out of bed from the knightmares.
I believe we were all rooked of our educations when the kings and bishops decided to rewrite the rules of life.

It has been and continues to be a conspiracy that placates our existence. We must be rid of them! We must not waste any further time in the matter before us.
We will not put ourselves before the vulchers that feed on the carcasses left from the infernal gangbangs. It is time for us to arise, and arise we must and challenge the honor of those that denegrate us.
Be gone, you bastiage keys, I say ,..be gone!
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: kbman on May 06, 2002, 05:50:32 PM: I thought "udder devastation" was when you forget to milk the cows for a couple days and they explode... ;)

kbman
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: SlapShot on May 06, 2002, 05:59:36 PM: Quote
Originally posted by kbman
I thought "udder devastation" was when you forget to milk the cows for a couple days and they explode... ;)

kbman

:D watermelon ... beat me to the punch !!!!
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: Skuzzy on May 06, 2002, 07:59:48 PM: geez, you guys are slow. I put in the perfect straight line and it takes ya forever to figure it out :D.
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: poopster on May 06, 2002, 08:46:23 PM: Funked I respect your opinion, and have had for many years. This latest post is yet another of a long line of thought provoking ideas that really say in a nutshell, the thoughts and concerns of the community.

Yet when I finished reading, I did a double take, and sure enough, down at the bottom, was something I never knew.......

BRUHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

YOUR A SPIT DWEEB !!!!!!!!!

BRUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

I am..eh

Surprised ???

NO. It's ok, I'm fine with that......I realize that...eh....

BRUAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

Ok fine.
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: poopster on May 06, 2002, 09:27:20 PM: I ahh...

OK.

Ok, I apoligize, I've cleaned off my moniter and am composed..

I was way out of line.

Funked, I am...

I AM SORRY :(

There, got it out. I am truly sorry that..

you are...

A SPIT DWEEB

MUHAHAAHAHAHAHHAA !!

:D

nopoop
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: Aub on May 06, 2002, 09:33:51 PM: Wow, he's almost as bad as I am when I'm in the arena....
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: funkedup on May 29, 2002, 09:45:36 PM: Punt, seems not everybody is using this valuable resource.
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: Duedel on May 30, 2002, 02:57:34 AM: ROTFL, great funkedup :D
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: Airscrew on May 31, 2002, 01:52:54 PM: Great Idea Funked , I would suggest that Hitech add this form to the FAQ, and suggest it be prefilled out when anyone get a new account.

Oh and Skuzzy, If i hadnt been so busy at work I might have saw your post and responded sooner, but somebody has to get things done around here.
Title: Re: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: Commander rialbh on May 31, 2002, 04:20:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
I (can't take it/hate you all/quit)!
We (Bishops/Rooks/Knights) are outnumbered every night it really (sucks/blows/pisses me off/is gay)!
The (Nitrook/Bishnit/Bishrook) alliance has had us in the corner for (days/weeks/months). I can't even take off without getting (gangbanged/vulched). And all you wussy sideswitchers aren't helping. Last week the (insert name of large squadron here) were (Bishops/Rooks/Knights) but this week those cheating bastards are flying for (Knights/Rooks/Bishops). All you care about is (landgrabbing/vulching/furballing)!!! Where is your (loyalty/honor/sportsmanship)??? When is HTC going to do something about this???

Last nite I wuz AFK for a minute when some DWEEB shot at me while I was AFK!:mad: This made ME REEEEAL MAD!:mad: Those no skill dweebz! :eek: :mad:
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: funkedup on June 20, 2002, 06:01:57 PM: Community Service Punt!
Save keystrokes. Use the form!
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: HFMudd on June 20, 2002, 06:42:33 PM: Quote
Last nite I wuz AFK for a minute when some DWEEB shot at me while I was AFK! This made ME REEEEAL MAD! Those no skill dweebz!

Once you returned and discovered you had been shot down did you then follow the correct procedure and berate said dweed on channel one for 5 minutes? It is quite important to make sure the dweeb understand that you are indeed the better pilot and had you not been (AFK/out of fuel/typing/solving world hunger/out-numbered 3.1415927 to 1) you would certainly have shot him down with a minimal expenditure of ammunition. Once you have completed this required ritual you may then determine on your own if you wish spend an optional 15 minutes challenging said no-talent dweeb to a one on one rematch.

It is very important to respect and follow the correct ritual and protocal.
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: J_A_B on June 20, 2002, 07:32:07 PM: As the Imperial Bishop Commander, he could just have Darth Dweebus Maximus Vader do the whining for him.

J_A_B
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: Hangtime on June 20, 2002, 09:52:05 PM: Funked, we need a "Kurt Tank is Gay" form.
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: GRUNHERZ on June 20, 2002, 11:13:09 PM: Are you trying to tell us something Hangtime?
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: HFMudd on June 21, 2002, 02:18:48 AM: Kurt Tank invented the form you know.
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: DmdNexus on June 21, 2002, 08:51:53 AM: Now I must squeak about the deplorable massacre of the English language being perputrated upon us by the illiterate bastards infesting this board.

"udder devastation."
The expression is "utter devastation"
"udders" are cow nipples.

"continues to ... placates our existence"
Placate means to pacify and calm. I believe the expression you are grasping for is "Plauge our existence".

"infernal gangbangs"
"infernal" means underground or hellish/diabolical. It makes more sense to say "eternal", as in to mean never ending gangbangs.

The appropriate word for your problem is Malapropism, which is the use of a word inappropriately. This word was coined after the humorous fictional character Mrs. Malaprop in Sheridan's comedy The Rivals.

Her name comes from the French mal à propos, which means inappropriate. The self-educated Mrs. Malaprop was always substituting a similar-sounding word for the word that she intended to use.

Do svidanya
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: krazyhorse on June 21, 2002, 09:57:13 AM: MOO MOO :eek:
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: Pei on September 20, 2002, 04:38:19 PM
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: funkedup on December 06, 2002, 05:48:50 PM: Good time for a punt, whiners.
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: Apar on December 06, 2002, 06:22:21 PM: STFU stupid Lemming ;)
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: rod367th on December 06, 2002, 06:53:35 PM: PERK CHANNEL 1
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: aztec on December 07, 2002, 06:26:24 AM: Sorry nexus , Udders are not nipples and perpetrated has no u in it.:)
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: SPIKER on December 07, 2002, 11:24:33 AM: I give it a 7
Title: Arena Numbers Whining Form
Post by: Flossy on December 07, 2002, 11:41:37 AM: Quote
Originally posted by DmdNexus
"continues to ... placates our existence"
Placate means to pacify and calm. I believe the expression you are grasping for is "Plauge our existence".
"Plague"[/B] :p :)