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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: SOB on May 06, 2002, 09:58:05 PM
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I can't take it! We Bishops are outnumbered every night it really sucks! The Nitrook alliance has had us in the corner for day. I can't even take off without getting gangbanged. And all you wussy sideswitchers aren't helping. Last week the AssAssIns were Rooks but this week those cheating bastards are flying for Knights. All you care about is vulching/furballing!!! Where is your honor??? When is HTC going to do something about this???
SOB
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Rude where are you?
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This reminds me something...
Whining form
"I (can't take it/hate you all/quit)!
We (Bishops/Rooks/Knights) are outnumbered every night it really (sucks/blows/pisses me off/is gay)!
The (Nitrook/Bishnit/Bishrook) alliance has had us in the corner for (days/weeks/months). I can't even take off without getting (gangbanged/vulched). And all you wussy sideswitchers aren't helping. Last week the (insert name of large squadron here) were (Bishops/Rooks/Knights) but this week those cheating bastards are flying for (Knights/Rooks/Bishops). All you care about is (landgrabbing/vulching/furballing)!!! Where is your (loyalty/honor/sportsmanship)??? When is HTC going to do something about this????
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Obvious trolling thread :D.
Tango, XO
412th FS Braunco Mustangs
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Originally posted by SOB
All you care about is vulching/furballing!!!
SOB
I believe you were meant to "choose" one or the other. ie: vulching or furballing. At least that's how I read the form.
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friggen whiners :rolleyes:
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SOB is the moder lubin troll of em' all. Just look at the guy.
Drex
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oh come on, we know SOB isn't serious... is he?
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I'm pretty sure SOB was quoting (almost verbatim) a whine posted by a Rook a few weeks ago when the wheel was a few radians back and the Knits were the high number.
Personally I think we need to use Russian's form and just punt it with the appropriate selections added to the bottom. Better yet, just post:
A, C, A, C, C, A, [*^], B, C.
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Looks like SOB got a new tackle box...
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Looks like all that ganging :rolleyes: paid off.
ROOKS
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Well that does it...even gangbanged in my own gangbanging thread! Troll? Hell, I don't even like fish!
(http://www.matthoffman.cc/bb/trout.jpg)
SOB
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Now I don't like fish either.
Drex
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...and fish does not like you too....specially for that .....sick act that you just performed :eek: :rolleyes:
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Looks like a ..."Smallie"...:D
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SOB I always fly Bishop, and I know how you feel.
Put that shirt in the wash. Looks like you've been wearing it for weeks. Does your crotch smell of fish for any other reason besides the obvious one shown in the picture? And what's that can of Dr. Pepper doing on your table. You look like more of a Bud Heavy drinker to me :D
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rofl SOB. The first few posts are funny. These guys are loosing their sense of humor. I got it man. :)
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drexie made me laugh!
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
drexie made me laugh!
lazs
We don't really care to hear about your sexual fantasies again with Drex. Thanks.
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I quit!
We at HTC are outnumbered every night it really pisses me off!
The Anti-HTC Employee alliance has had us in the corner for years. I can't even take off without getting gangbanged and vulched. And all you wussy sideswitchers aren't helping. Last week the FDB's were HTC Defenders, but this week those cheating bastards are flying for the Slaughter of Innocent HTC Staffers. All you care about is shooting down HTC Staff!!! Where is your loyalty??? When is the AH Community going to do something about this???:mad:
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ROFLMAO @ SOB and Superfly :D
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Stop whining before I come over there and show you what a gangbang really is, htc pretty boy.
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Throw that fish, and you, back into the water :) (Aint that one of those damn singing fishes I saw advertised on TV all winter long? LOL )
Whining your getting beat up? Hmm, isnt this the same fella who kicked everyone's bellybutton in the LORD tournament on the BBS? :D
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I gotta score this puppy.
First of all, keep trying SOB, you do have great potential! :)
Well, as a troll, I'd give it about a 3.2.
It is crass enough to draw some to take the bait.
As a whine: 3.5
Let see, if I am getting gang banged, it must be the other sides fault not the way I fly. I did get a bit of a chuckle out this attitude, and I did smirk a bit, thus the unusually high rating for a post of this caliber. I must be in an unusually good mood today :D
Creativity: 1.5
Just another variation of the same old theme of gang banging. He didn’t even mention Hos. He did whine about vulching/furballing though, maybe I should have been more generous. Oh well, if I give too many points I may discourage someone from creating a really great whine.
Dysphony: 7.5
This rates pretty, I give it high marks for disjunction and lack of articulation. If it weren’t for his alluding to profanity, I would have scored it higher. After all, we don’t want to reward bad behavior. This was definitely written in haste, and therefore added to the humor.
Overall, I give it a 5.5, but I doubt if it makes whine of the week. :(
AKEagle+
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Go wash that shirt and put some anti-perspirant on man!
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Originally posted by Professor Fate
Go wash that shirt and put some anti-perspirant on man!
ahhh, erm...he just DID wash it and put deodorant on! (http://autopia-carport.com/forums/images/smilies/scared.gif)
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Originally posted by beet1e
And what's that can of Dr. Pepper doing on your table. You look like more of a Bud Heavy drinker to me :D
As you can tell from the picture, SOB is a refined man of good taste and sophistication. That is, he drinks Jack Daniels. Trust me on this one.
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Originally posted by myelo
As you can tell from the picture, SOB is a refined man of good taste and sophistication. That is, he drinks Jack Daniels. Trust me on this one.
We're sitting at one of the better scotch bars in Oregon and I'm buying. I have my usual couple of beers before getting going... and what does SOB order? JD and coke. There was actually a screeching sound as the record stopped playing and everyone stared at the hick sitting across from me.
I can understand not liking beer... but he chose JD over some seriously good Scotch and some downright awnry Bourbon.
He's a little girl with big boobies.
AKDejaVu
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Originally posted by SOB
Well that does it...even gangbanged in my own gangbanging thread! Troll? Hell, I don't even like fish!
SOB
I don't care about balanced numbers, winners, or loosers.
What really bothers me is the thought of SOB's trouser trout singing "Take me to the river....put me in the water".
Adios ;)
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu
He's a little girl with big boobies.
AKDejaVu
What DJ means by this, is after two beers he got all loopy & mistook me for a girlie, then tried to fondle me and take me home. Fortunately, the bartender had seen this from him before and was ready with the restraints.
SOB
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu
We're sitting at one of the better scotch bars in Oregon and I'm buying. I have my usual couple of beers before getting going... and what does SOB order? JD and coke.
Coke? Coke!??
Sorry for the hijack, but this urgent matter must be attended to.
DJ, since you're from Oregon and obviously inexperienced in this issue, let me explain. Take a glass tumbler. Fill it halfway with ice. Add 3 fingers of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey. Drink in two long draughts. Repeat. Preferably this is done at home. On the front porch, in a comfortable chair. With a few good friends.
Unlike most scotches, Jack Daniel’s does not require water to release the aromas and tastes with overtones of oak, caramel, pecans, maple syrup, raisins, and citrus. If you must add anything, branch water is the only acceptable option. Anything else is blasphemy.
As you were.
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DJ, since you're from Oregon and obviously inexperienced in this issue, let me explain. Take a glass tumbler. Fill it halfway with ice. Add 3 fingers of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey. Drink in two long draughts.
Dude.. you're preaching to the choir. You need to explain this to the FDBs. I swear SOB asked for an umbrella in his drink.
It lessened my oppinion of the FDBs in one fell swoop. It was about the time Vulcan aptly renamed your squad the FDPs.
AKDejaVu
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I didnt know we needed a form to fill out ..
I just thought this was ... WAR !
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In that case DJ, I apologize for my mischaracterization. I owe you one.
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I prefer female blowfish :D
Thorns