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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Octavius on May 07, 2002, 10:12:18 PM
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Would you rather:
Have 15 nails put through your tongue
OR
Have your saliva turned into urine for the rest of your life?
Fight Mike Tyson
OR
Talk like him?
Appear as Yasir Arafat in the mirror
OR
Have a strange neurological condition where, anytime you enter a room, Darth Vader's Theme would play?
Be hole-punched to death
OR
Be eaten alive by the cast of Different Strokes?
Slide down a 50 foot razor-blade into a vat of alcohol
OR
Suck the snot out of your dog's nose until its head caves in?
and the mother of all questions:
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Would you rather watch a porno with your parents?
OR
Would you rather watch a porno starring your parents?
:eek:
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1 15 nails put through your tongue
Fashion in America is a same thing?
2 Fight Mike Tyson
One punch, bite out of my ear and I'm out :)
3 Have a strange neurological condition where, anytime you enter a room, Darth Vader's Theme would play? ;)
I'd love that, where do I sign up
4 Be hole-punched to death
Better then eaten alive
5 Suck the snot out of your dog's nose until its head caves in? Impossible, tell me how
6 Would you rather watch a porno with your parents?
Watcing day to day TV is allmost same thing
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I would rather have your saliva turned to urine, as you fight Mike Tyson until you looked like Yassir, while I slice and dice the cast of different strokes with the Razor and feed them to my dog while watching a porno of the Olson twin's (parents).
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Dunno, I too think the Vader thing would be cool....
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would other people be able to hear the Vader song?
That would KICK ASS, specially if you are a CEO or some kind of boss
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Yes I want the Darth Vader thing too!!!
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If the Darth Vader theme was playing everytime I entered a room, I would start wearing a Darth Vader outfit too. I bet people would be really freaked when I showed up (especially in court).
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You know portable stereos are relatively cheap. If you really want a theme song played everytime you enter a room, that is an affordable task. I think it would freak people out... I just may have to try that.
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Originally posted by streakeagle
You know portable stereos are relatively cheap. If you really want a theme song played everytime you enter a room, that is an affordable task. I think it would freak people out... I just may have to try that.
That would just be stupid.
I want the music to play on everyones mind, produced by their own brains. Its the only way to have excellent sound quality.
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There was an episode of Ally McBeal with Mariah Carey as a guest star. Mariah's character had a techinician who followed her around with a spotlight so she could always literally be in the spotlight wherever she went... now imagine having someone carting around a full-blown PA system for you 24/7 so you could always have the right background music playing?
As it is, I still think you would get very interesting responses from other people if you just carried a small boom box around and used it to play the Darth Vade theme as you entered any room. Especially if you set it up and started it at the doorway, then waited to enter at the appropriate moment.
I don't think anyone would call the men in white coats to pick you up, but they would certainly think you were some sort of psychotic freak and show you the appropriate respect such a person merits :)