Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: ET on May 09, 2002, 12:55:10 PM
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The World Congress on Equal Rights have finished their five week meeting and published the following results.
1.The use of the word "fluffers"is totally discriminatory and only used by low life characters who are attempting to make them selves feel better about their low standing in society.
2.These same characters have banded together into a band of thugs known as Knights of the BBB."Bomber Blasting Buggers"
3. The BBB have been known to wear hoods and to burn wooden gunsights on the lawns of the bomber pilots in attempts to scare them off.
4.The use of the word "fluffers"shall only be used in polite company as the "f" word.
5. Anyone using the word "fluffer" while killing a bomber will be charged with a HATE crime.
6. The World Congress requests all governments to assist in eliminating this vicious bigotry and bias so all pilots can live in harmony and peace.
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I suggest the more politically correct terms for our Bomber Brethern:
Buff Driver
Heay
Buffican-American
or
ACM Challenged.
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fluff (fluf) n., v., fluffed, fluff?ing ? n.1. light downy particles, as of cotton. 2. a soft light downy mass. 3. something light or frivolous: The book is pure fluff, but fun to read. 4. an error or blunder, esp. an actor's memory lapse in the delivery of lines.
considering their implementation and abilities in AH I would say that the term is more descriptive than derogatory. besides....
Do we really need something for the girls to do in AH? I say let get back on the sewing machine instead and get to work on that tear in my hood.
lazs
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lazs that was a sexist comment and rather silly to so i suggest you delete you dweeb bellybutton comment before someone gets really upset
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Originally posted by vorticon
lazs that was a sexist comment and rather silly to so i suggest you delete you dweeb bellybutton comment before someone gets really upset
You obviously don't know our Lazs :D
He gets extra points for "upset"
..and he hasn't even gotten to the porn definition yet.
dh
(making popcorn)
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Is this why you posted? :rolleyes:
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Please ... this is serious. ET is pleading with the AH community not to hurt his feelings. Pouting may be followed by tears if we do not comply.
And Lazs:
It doesn't matter at all whether it is "is more descriptive than derogatory". What matters is how ET feels about the term you insensitive jerk.
Hooligan
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damn vorticon... that was a good one! you allmost had me going there for a minute.
lazs
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<--Bait hook
<--throw line in
<--hook the big one:)
:) :) :) :) :) :)
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You hooked the big one alright...
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Indeed. You caught a rare pufferfish. They open their mouths, start flapping them lips and inflate.. and inflate.. and inflate... until they cant fit in their opponent's mouth. Sadly, they are poisonous to eat, even when you catch them. :(
Better call Mitsu, I bet he knows who can prepare that Fugg-u ( ;) ) for you.. you gotta avoid their deadly "Tardrodotoxin" :D
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Originally posted by Tac
Better call Mitsu, I bet he knows who can prepare that Fugg-u ( ;) ) for you.. you gotta avoid their deadly "Tardrodotoxin" :D
Tardrodotoxin?
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
Oh man, that's the best one I've heard in a while. I'm going to use that Tac.
Thanks for the laugh!
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muck and tac.. I don't think making fun of vorticon is wise. He doesn't appear to be too stable.
lazs
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Tell yer what, howsabout we compare how well I fly with how well you guys sew?
Esme
CO, Kampfgeschwader 2 "Holzhammer"
(still chuckling...)
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Hehe.
Esme: 1
Lazs2: 0
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Ehmmmm!
I believe the term, when used in conjunction with ET should be…
Mr. Fluffer, sir! ;)
ET <--- IMO - One of the deadliest pilots in a B26 roaming the AH skies.
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eseme... I freely admit that I can't sew worth a damn. You are welcome to come over and do any of my sewing. If someone else has allready done it then you can maybe dust ( I don't do that very well either).
Oh wait... I did sew up one of them spotted deaf dogs once after he had gotten into it with some wild animal. Them dogs are mean.. don't know how firemen put up with em.
lazs
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Laz, I'll freely admit that I'm no great shakes in combat with a fighter, and I'll decline your kind offer to escort my bomber. Suggestions that I do your housework for you may cause me to have to come visit your home with a Ju88 (hold still, this'll be quick and painless sweetie!)
Shall we call it quits? :-)
Esme (eheheheheh)
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sure... we can call it quits but... I missed something... where did i offer to escort your 88? or for that matter, any fluff? Feels like some kinda ex wife dejavu (sorry deja didn't mean you).
Heck, if it weren't for killshooter I would be shooting our own fluffs down when they "help" me by dropping the fighter hangers so that there are no friggin cons for me to fight after i flew a whole sector just to do some fighting.
If I never seen another fluff (as they are currently modeled, and as the gameplay is currently modeled) in AH I would be better, not worse off.
lazs
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ill fight your f4u in my ju88. If I ping you for more than 5 seconds straight you lose ;)
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yeah ET is one of our buff masters actually he may be #1 in our squad :) i'm master of augering upon sighting of an nme aircraft. i'm also pretty good at flying blindly through field acks and subsequently dying :D
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tac... I would be glad to try to shoot down your 88 with my hog. Not sure if it was you but I have a film of a p38 tryin to shoot down drex in an 88 tho... it was hilarious.
lazs
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I have film of four P-47's and a Spitfire trying to down my Ju-88 in the last Scenario- that was fun!