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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Creamo on February 07, 2001, 05:51:00 AM
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I recieved a Ch Products F16 joystick in the mail from Animal this week.( I told Animal I'd ship it to Denmark to St.Santard to save him the $90 they wanted for shipping.) Yeah , right!
The ploy to get me free toejam went as planned!
After playing with it all week, twisting, smashing, and pounding it to a worthless mess, I decided...yup, that's right, I hate it.
Oh, it was cool, and a damn fine stick, but after the Saitek X36 combo with Ch Pro pedals, please.
You want me to give up rudder pedals, and enable combat trim to run this gay hoopty stick?
NOPE!
So, who wants it?
I got it free just for a simple lie. Ill sell it for just what it costs to ship. Hell, if you dont mind it not working, Ill
send this beat to hell stick to you for free. YOU just have to tell St.Santard your sorry, blame Creamo. Then I'll say you have it, which then you blame me and so on... easy.
The joystick is worth it. Even though it don't work good anymore.
In it's best condition, it'spry is only good for guys that use boring BnZ 190 LW leather panties tactics, but, what the hell. It's free.
Just wash out the Old Milwaukee Beer and live with it.
Will concider 4 perk points in trade.
[This message has been edited by Creamo (edited 02-07-2001).]
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You can give perk points away? hehe, I can't wait to give the gift that keeps giving...
BTW, I have an F16 Fighterstick and love it. The Saitek I had was spiky. Interesting experience you've had.
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Hey creamo
"Uhm, send it to me".
<waits for his devious plan to work>
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"
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It is good to see the American sense of free interprise alive and well.
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Here's yer tracking number Santa-
8259 3157 1944
I believe you can watch this thing on it's long travels just by going to wwww.fedex.com and typing in the tracking number. They only had priority, so I think that means 3 days.
Total shipping was $23.28, they initally want $103! before discount.
Anywho, it's unopened and besides the box smelling like animals toilet, should be OK.
My charity to the poor and needy of foreign countries is endless. I believe I shall try and assume Jesse Jacksons duties in the Raindow charities, as he was forced into hiding. (Sex with interns and embezzling charity cash, yeah!)
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Who said Tards don't have hearts? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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BTW, I called CH Products Tech Support.
They informed me that mule piss will indeed cause the irratic play you described, if any should come in contact with any part of the joystick.
For this reason they requested that any containers of "Old Milwaukee" beer(?) be stored safely away in a well-ventilated area, away from any electronic equipment.
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"Here's yer tracking number Santa- 8259 3157 1944"
<Heads to fedex web site, looks up tracking number, emmediatley notices shipping info:
Santa
No 1 Christmas Lane
North Pole, Arctic Circle
Oh dear.....
[This message has been edited by Westy (edited 02-07-2001).]
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That's the thing, he don't know who gave me the perk points for it, therefore where I shipped it to.
Thought it would be fun to have him watch it go to someone else who did.
"Leaves Santa Clara, arrives sorting facility Indy, In, arrives Hong Kong, clears customs, leaves for Tokyo, etc..."
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It made it to Paris! http://www.fedex.com/cgi-bin/tracking?tracknumbers=8259+3157+1944&action=track&language=english&cntry_code=us (http://www.fedex.com/cgi-bin/tracking?tracknumbers=8259+3157+1944&action=track&language=english&cntry_code=us)
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Cool, the history of the package is like reality television.
it has gone from california to texas, to Puerto Rico, back to texas, back to california, off to tennesse, paris..
It has traveled much more than me.
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WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Creamo figure out how ya want payment, and the money will be on the way.
Might even include something sinister.
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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"
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I wonder if it has jetlag after that 16 hour flight... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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bloom25
THUNDERBIRDS
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Might even include something sinister.
No, Creamo does NOT want your soiled LW issue garterbelt and stockings combo. And there is no way you are going to get any of your barnyard porn videos through customs.
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dammit creamo you could have just given it to me- u wouldnt have to pay shipping just drive down here (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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finked, those aren't sinister - Those are top quality german classical production!
I was thinking more something like the book
"Bish'ites Mating Rituals: Do It Wrong In 100 Ways".
It explains how creamo got his name.
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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"
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The saga continues-
Package status KASTRUP DK 02/08/2001 11:15
Regulatory Agency Clearance Delay
Why do I envision 3 guys in a Denmark FEDEX hanger going,
"What the hell this?"
"I dont know"
"It smells like mule piss."
"Maybe it's a aide for unmentionables with the wife"
"Yeah, but why the buttons then?"
"Hmm, dunno. Ticklers?"
"There is also a 12 step guide to Hitler Youth Anonymous, wonder what that's all about."
"Hell, I don't know, I'm confused as we always are. I hate being a Eurotard. Just get off it and get a supervisor quick. Then issue a emergency Agency Clearance Delay."
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Too funny!
"I hate being a Eurotard!"
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Rofl.. I know how ya feel Santa, had a package lost to the USPS this month. :-(
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Creamo figure out how ya want payment, and the money will be on the way.
Creamo has no use for a Eurodollar......he lives off of Tofu and Beer. Send the Bastard a case of the Skunkiest Eurobeer you can find, preferably something brewed from a swamp adjacent to Chernobyl.
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"There is also a 12 step guide to Hitler Youth Anonymous, wonder what that's all about."
"Hell, I don't know, I'm confused as we always are. I hate being a Eurotard. Just get off it and get a supervisor quick.
Then issue a emergency Agency Clearance Delay
ROFL!
Heheheheh ain't that the TRUTH.
OI tell ya, fed ex can get the toejam to Dk in two days, then our customs have to sit and figure out how a joystick in an unopened box MIGHT containt contrabands.
I hate them. Another reason to avoid paying income tax, to give these abstards less money.
Might get joystick in, oh ten days, when they've learned that it's actually not something icky.
Skernsk, we gort microbreweries that make stuff that will make ya grow hair on your chest - and elsewhere. Mostly on yer tounge. I should send that (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"
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It's up to 4 regulatory agency clearance delays. How many bribes did you put in that package Creamo? Obviously not enough. Either that or all the customs agents are testing it out.
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bloom25
THUNDERBIRDS
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I have the FedEx track as a bookmark at this point.
How long you been out of AH now Santa?
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I believe anything imported may have a tax, and I don't know if they hold it till it's paid or something? Contact them Santa, Im sure you can get full details. its definatley that unless they hold stuff a certain amount of days as policy.
Wow, this IS alot like good reality TV, except there aren't 6 "randomly" chosen women from across the States with huge tits like in Survivor. (you noticed they threw that old hag maddog off in a hurry.) And what was her weakness? Old, and did not have huge tits...
[This message has been edited by Creamo (edited 02-09-2001).]
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Well, they aren't able to put sales tax on a GIFT from someone else. And I gave the joystick to Animal, who gave it to Creamo, who has given it to me.
I bet they're a) drinking beer and not doing their job and b) trying to figure out a way to tax me 25% of the value of the joystick.
Moose: 2.5 months. No AH for that long. Guess what it's doing to me. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif).
Still paying though, never stopped. Something good is worth supporting.
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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"