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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: poopster on May 11, 2002, 09:00:57 PM
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I see how it is now..
Planting rumors of guns that work..
"Free" two week trial to get us old grizzled vets over here..
Send out just enough drones to keep us satisfied while plastering our butts on a regular basis..
..and just as soon as that credit card thingy comes up. Come to think of it, is that the plan too ??? Two days before payday, just bought the 17 cases of beer required for a weekend and NOW the credit card thing pops up ??? :rolleyes:
Well all's well and good, secret stash.."honey can you put this in the account ??" Get in, fire up the plane and.....
GET MY bellybutton HANDED TO ME ALL Golly-gee DAY !!!
I couldn't BUY a kill !!! One unnamed gentlemen killed me for the AFTERNOON...
I see how it is. I'm not a dope..
This all used to be fun and games..
But now, IT'S Golly-gee PERSONAL !!!
For cripes sakes, THERE ISN'T ANYTHING TO SIT ON IN HERE ANYMORE !!
and the dog ain't lookin too good at the moment either..poor bastard....
I hope your happy.
Bastages..
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Could be the 17 cases of beer?
Lets see, 17 X 24 = 408 cans of beer?
That much beer, I am not surprised your hand/eye coordination might be off, not to mention your SA. :)
dago
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Beer ain't drinkin', especially not that wussy krautwaffle beer!
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ROTFL! I really enjoyed (and unfortunately identified with) this ;)
Great sense of humor, welcome to AH poopster!
We need more people with a sense of humor in here :D
AKEagle+
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ROTFL! I really enjoyed (and unfortunately identified with) this ;)
Great sense of humor, welcome to AH poopster!
We need more people with a sense of humor in here :D
AKEagle+
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I am a wondering if AKEagle is drinking a bit too much beeer also? Double vision and double clicking? :)
Hey Pooper, maybe its not the alcohol in the beer thats got you suffering the "shot me down blues", maybe its the "Man I gotta pee soon" distraction? :)
dago
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Originally posted by poopster
I see how it is now..
Planting rumors of guns that work..
"Free" two week trial to get us old grizzled vets over here..
Send out just enough drones to keep us satisfied while plastering our butts on a regular basis..
..and just as soon as that credit card thingy comes up. Come to think of it, is that the plan too ??? Two days before payday, just bought the 17 cases of beer required for a weekend and NOW the credit card thing pops up ??? :rolleyes:
Well all's well and good, secret stash.."honey can you put this in the account ??" Get in, fire up the plane and.....
GET MY bellybutton HANDED TO ME ALL Golly-gee DAY !!!
I couldn't BUY a kill !!! One unnamed gentlemen killed me for the AFTERNOON...
I see how it is. I'm not a dope..
This all used to be fun and games..
But now, IT'S Golly-gee PERSONAL !!!
For cripes sakes, THERE ISN'T ANYTHING TO SIT ON IN HERE ANYMORE !!
and the dog ain't lookin too good at the moment either..poor bastard....
I hope your happy.
Bastages..
I dunno guys... He's damn funny.
Can we keep him?
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Poopster! Yaaay!
What d'you mean y'can't get a kill, ya wuss?! Even I can get kills, here! It's the surviving to land 'em I'm finding more troublesome, mind.
Having said that - I still die far more than I kill. Plus ca change, eh?
Personally I prefer alcoholic drinks to beer. Sadly, too much of em gives me migraines these days...
Esme
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You can land? Gotta try that.
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here's a little trick for you my old poopster friend
grab a fast plane like pony or D9 or even a la7...stay close but not to close to an enme base, stay about 15k high....here is why I think this will work for you.
said enme grabs plane pushes throttle to max power, an image of inlightement comes to him.....BEER.
while said enme goes AFK for BEER....settle on his 6 and make him regret his choice of favorite drink:p
SLO:cool:
4 WING =Silver Fox=
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"Man I gotta pee soon" distraction?
For one thing, there is a rule, don't ask me where, but....
THERE IS A RULE. That if you announce on community channel "Poop is taking a pee break" you lose perk points if you take him out, while it's whipped out, if you know what I mean.
This rule is largly ignored, and not inforced :(
So I got that one covered Dago :) Sort of a common problem solved over at the other sim suggested by an "unnamed" pilot.
Patent pending...
FLIGHT SIM PEE TUBE !!!!!
Constructed of readely available parts at your local hardware store...
Storage in a large bladder that can be hidden away from the flight desk and questioning eyes..
With the recent lack of furniture, I have found that the bladder I purchased it can be sat on. :)
Covered with an afgan, it resembles a large bean bag chair....
Rudder pedal use is a challenge, but what ya gonna do ??
Esme my lady it IS fun here :)
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Oh, indeed, Nopoop! I mean, the MA is like MA's anywhere, on the whole, but here I actually find it fun to fly more often than not, though mebbe my not taking MA's seriously helps.
I tell you though, the biggest surprse to me has been that whilst there's more to the buffing side here, we're not knee-deep in US buff units. In fact, for a while I thought KG2 was the only more or less pure buff unit here, but the really surprising thing is that the OTHER specifically buff unit Ive encountered now is another KG, KG51 "Eidelweiss"!
This bodes well, very well indeed. If us KGs feel good here, the HBG's and RAF squadrons, and their equivalents in other air forces probably won't be too far behind in settling down and setting up shop.
The future's bright... the future is orange flames, erupting all over the target area whilst dozens of buffs thunder overhead, mwahahahahah!
....unless they're Viermots, of course, in whch case doubtless our Jagdfliegers will be checking passports at the borders and restraining any vandalising behaviour by Yankee tourists, eh? ;-)
Esme
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Landing ???
Wow ......., what was the button for the gear ? :D
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When I started, any time I got an enemy in my gunsights, he exploded.
Then my two weeks were up, and I swear it was 3 days before I got another kill.
I can't help wondering if I can find the "Still_in_Two_Week_Trial_Kille r_Ammo" flag in the code and tweek it.
;)
Welcome aboard.