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Title: Slow day on the BBS,so...Caption this Photo:
Post by: Ripsnort on February 07, 2001, 11:08:00 AM
Pilot on intercom: "Ms.Lewinsky, would you please move to an isle seat before departure?"
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Post by: Westy on February 07, 2001, 11:12:00 AM
Damned combat trim
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Post by: mason22 on February 07, 2001, 11:14:00 AM
bahhh, who needs an edger....
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Post by: LJK Raubvogel on February 07, 2001, 11:18:00 AM
SYSTEM: You have ditched
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Post by: Ripsnort on February 07, 2001, 11:19:00 AM
ROTFLOL RAUB!!!
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Post by: Nash on February 07, 2001, 11:19:00 AM
edit.....Doh too late...taken.

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Post by: Eagler on February 07, 2001, 11:28:00 AM
na,

it's close enough for
"successful landing"

Eagler
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Post by: Baddawg on February 07, 2001, 11:30:00 AM
Whats the minimum alt for a goon drop again?
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Post by: F4UDOA on February 07, 2001, 11:33:00 AM
Voice 1: The white zone is for loading and unloading only.

Voice 2: No, the red zone is for loading and unloading!!

Roger Roger, vector Victor, clearance Clarence. Over???
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Post by: wlvrn on February 07, 2001, 11:37:00 AM
"Puckerfactor: 9.5"
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Post by: AKDejaVu on February 07, 2001, 11:38:00 AM
Bring it back
back
back
back
stop
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Post by: Creamo on February 07, 2001, 11:40:00 AM
"Thats the shortest runway I ever saw"

"Yeah, and but look how wide the damn thing is"

sumthin like that-

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Post by: SkyVon on February 07, 2001, 12:24:00 PM
<spoken by the man standing in the pic>

...Damn, and I thought that chain-link fence would prevent this.
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Post by: Vermillion on February 07, 2001, 12:25:00 PM
Hmmmm.... Maybe the Boss won't notice  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

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Post by: Curly on February 07, 2001, 12:28:00 PM
Oh man. Quick!!!  Help me get it home and in the garage or if my Dad finds me out here like this he's going to kick my ass.
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Post by: Weave on February 07, 2001, 12:28:00 PM
Tow tractor operator to supervisor: Damn, I thought the tow-bar was properly connected!
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Post by: Zippatuh on February 07, 2001, 12:28:00 PM
“Alright airman Zippatuh, looks like you passed everything except parallel parking.”  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Zippatuh
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Post by: Mighty1 on February 07, 2001, 12:35:00 PM
Why Skateboarders don't become pilots

Skateboarder/pilot to co-pilot:

Dude I told you I could ride the rail.



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Post by: SOB on February 07, 2001, 12:39:00 PM
"Alright, who in the F#$% let Creamo's drunk arse operate the heavy machinery again?!?"
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Post by: NATEDOG on February 07, 2001, 12:46:00 PM
now why did I get fired? oooooh yea.


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Post by: llbm_MOL on February 07, 2001, 01:58:00 PM
Hey Dago you park this? (Dago works for Northwest heheheeh (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif))

LLB OUT!!!!!!
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Post by: MiG Eater on February 07, 2001, 02:04:00 PM
Pilot "Damn, thats a deep runway..."


MiG
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Post by: Mitsu on February 07, 2001, 02:11:00 PM
 
Quote
Originally posted by LJK Raubvogel:
SYSTEM: You have ditched

lololol You're too funny raub!!!!!!!

I can't stop laughing for an hour!  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Post by: Moose11 on February 07, 2001, 02:14:00 PM
paintMAW: need goon!
in_goon_MAW: Just caught up in some things, on the way...
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Post by: JEK on February 07, 2001, 02:15:00 PM
LOL LOL LOL  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

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Post by: buhdman on February 07, 2001, 04:18:00 PM
Pilot (to co-pilot): "I told you that runway looked way too narrow!  Hit me again, will ya."

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Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on February 07, 2001, 04:35:00 PM
Citabria failed his civilian reconvertion.
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Post by: RAM on February 07, 2001, 04:39:00 PM
<Pilot points to co-pilot>

IT WAS HIM!
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Post by: texace on February 07, 2001, 05:09:00 PM
Uh, the runway's over there, son.

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Post by: Soda on February 07, 2001, 05:10:00 PM
Quick, throw some blankets over and and maybe nobody will notice.

-Soda
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Post by: Hobodog on February 07, 2001, 05:23:00 PM
OK THRUST REVERSERS.......... OH toejam!
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Post by: Corwin on February 07, 2001, 05:35:00 PM
It only takes one cell phone left in the "on" position to muck up an otherwise perfectly good landing.
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Post by: wizzer on February 07, 2001, 06:54:00 PM
Don't laugh...I was was on her!

wizzer
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Post by: XNachoX on February 07, 2001, 06:56:00 PM
That plane cost me 1000 perk points!

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Post by: Frosty1 on February 07, 2001, 07:05:00 PM
Is that real?! Seriously?

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Post by: bloom25 on February 07, 2001, 08:57:00 PM
The experiment with recessed runways comes to an abrupt halt.


(You guys might not get this one.) *Chevrolet Tracker commercial* "Need a tow ... just put it in neutral."  Disclaimer at bottom of screen: "Can a Tracker tow a jetliner.  Nah!  See owner's manual."  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)




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THUNDERBIRDS
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Post by: Sandman_SBM on February 07, 2001, 09:54:00 PM
Please use caution while opening overhead bins as some shifting may have occured.
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Post by: NHMadmax on February 07, 2001, 10:01:00 PM
diddlying germans allways building trenches every were.

i will say sorry now if this uppsets any one.

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Post by: Hangtime on February 07, 2001, 10:10:00 PM
" ..yah thats right.. 2 cans silver paint; one red; 2 cranes and a bag of Depends fer when the boss gets back from lunch. Hurry up; fer christs sake.. this birds supposed ta be OTW Dallas/FtWorth in 2 hours."

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Post by: Jigster on February 08, 2001, 12:32:00 AM
HEADLINE NEWS

Commuter liner wusses out during game of "chicken" with golf chart and back hoe! Pilot exclaims "I was getting gang-banged and there's no way I was gonna take a head-on pass! When asked why the canel was chosen for the run, the pilot exclaimed "They called be a runstang! I was hoping ground control wouldn't see me as I took my revenge." Fire fighter heard mentioning "huh uh huh uh huh, coool". See page 4B for the whole story.

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Post by: Duckwing6 on February 08, 2001, 01:19:00 AM
Condition Levers..CUT-OFF
Radio master .... OFF
Parking Break.....SET
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Post by: Downtown on February 08, 2001, 05:26:00 PM
Can anyone tell us what really happened? How did that plane get like that.

For my caption.

Northwest Commuter Plane Takes Corner Too Fast Into the Parking Structure.

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When?
"Downtown" Lincoln Brown.
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Post by: Jimdandy on February 08, 2001, 05:31:00 PM
 
Quote
Originally posted by F4UDOA:
Voice 1: The white zone is for loading and unloading only.

Voice 2: No, the red zone is for loading and unloading!!

Roger Roger, vector Victor, clearance Clarence. Over???

LOL!!!!!!!!

Looks like a picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Post by: goat10 on February 08, 2001, 11:47:00 PM
HT I have a "Bug Report". I went to the hanger and grabed a Panzer...............

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I Hate It When That Happens!
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Post by: bigUC on February 09, 2001, 03:14:00 PM
078654 :DRUNKS OUT !!!!!!!



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Post by: iculus on February 09, 2001, 03:34:00 PM
"...but just think of all the wear and tear we're saving on the right rear wheel..."