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Title: He said, she said
Post by: Skuzzy on May 12, 2002, 12:47:08 PM

10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in
it.
She said... You wear briefs, don't you?

9) She said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said...It's not my fault, I ran out of money.

8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to
you in the worst way.
She said... Well, you succeeded.

7) He said... Two inches more, and I would be king.
She said... Two inches less, and you'd be queen.

6) On a wall in the ladies room:"My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."

5) He said..."Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit
on the sofa and fart."

4) Priest said... I don't think you will ever find another man like your
late husband.
She said............Who's gonna look?

3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight
She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light
on.

AND THE NUMBER ONE "He said, She said" -

1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said.......I would, but you're never there.

:D

Title: He said, she said
Post by: Kanth on May 12, 2002, 09:42:27 PM

I noticed that no one replied to this.

My first response was to say that this went over like a.....

and I drew a blank. =(

http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

sux getting old.

Kanthy

Title: He said, she said
Post by: Dago on May 12, 2002, 10:27:53 PM

heheh I like them Skuzzy, funny stuff.

dago

Title: He said, she said
Post by: Elfenwolf on May 13, 2002, 12:29:25 AM

Ditto, Skuzzy. Thanks for posting.

Title: He said, she said
Post by: Skuzzy on May 13, 2002, 06:16:31 AM

Hmmm,..ya think I might have thrown a turd at the BB, with the lack of responses.

I didn't create it, but thought ot was funny.

Glad a couple of ya got a laugh out of it.

Title: He said, she said
Post by: lazs2 on May 13, 2002, 08:43:25 AM

skuzzy wears one of them " a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" T shirts.
lazs

Title: He said, she said
Post by: Curval on May 13, 2002, 09:04:46 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Skuzzy
Hmmm,..ya think I might have thrown a turd at the BB, with the lack of responses.

I didn't create it, but thought ot was funny.

Glad a couple of ya got a laugh out of it.

I liked it too Skuzzy...

"...thrown a turd at the BB"...LOL:D

I have found that whenever I post a joke the response is pretty sad.  Fact is that most people would have read it and got a laugh and then moved on...if they post it is usually "LOL" or "ROFLMAO" with a smiley face...and that is it.  Better then nothing though, I admit.