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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Minotaur on May 13, 2002, 11:28:58 AM
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Here I go.....:)
Anyone but me ever notice that:- There are generally more Bish
- Bish hardly ever lose a reset
- Bish will be Bish
Here is one reason why, a constipated story about the Bish ego.
I was recently chastised by a Bish Lanc driver. I was called a MORON. And yes, that really hurt. :D
I guess the name fits because I shot him down quite by accident. He happened to be flying over a Rook base that I was capping for pre-invasion. I really was an idiot not to know that he, as a Bish, was helping me, as a Knight, gangbang the Rooks.
Now; I am accosted on the private radio channel for much longer that my suddenly defunct brain has time to adsorb. This icon thingy gets so confusing at times.:)
Now ask yourselves, why does anyone want to be a Bish anyway?
Is it because you want to be look like some bald guy with a really flabbly upper body. Be like a man dressed in some kind of girly robe, concealing a body swelled from eating too many bon-bons. A man obviously suffering from some kind of severe sexual impotence, resulting from the constant rejection of female companionship.
And, oh yeah. Rooks, crooks, smooks who cares. Most of them have bad body odor from drinking cheap beer and are always suffering from noodle size envy.
Nay say I......
Be great, be supendous!
Get it up at will and find yourself in the position forced beat back countless the beautiful women scrambling to your bedroom.
Get free beer and hotdogs after every mission.
Be a mans man, be a Knight!
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Yep Bishes and Knits... that's all very fine, but...
Can you castle? :D
Daniel
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Originally posted by Minotaur
Be a mans man, be a Knight!
Yep, I'd say that sums it up nicely. "Be a man's boy" would be more to the point, but why quibble over words, we all know what he means! :p
SOB
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Aw Mino, yer armor's rusty and the squeaks are scarin the sheep.:)
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Bishops just fight...Rooks and Knights whine like girlscouts.
Ya know, bein Bish is tough....everyone else is envious, jealous and just down right, well, bitter. We have the talent, skill, ability to plan and work together towards a common goal. Not only do we have the best looking women, we also do not have thoughts about sheep...man, that's scary. :eek:
Look Knights and Rooks...learn to accept who you are. Just like the turd I flushed down the toilet this morning, you are what ya are. That turd could want to be something else, but alas, it will always be just a turd.
Not everyone can have the looks, the chicks and the stones to kick tail at will. Take a listen to the link below and listen closely...it might help ya understand whats wrong.
What's Wrong With Me? (http://koti.mbnet.fi/badbee/wavs/ddloser.wav)
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In general, the Knight team seems to be pretty sportsman-like, and nice. I don't sense a lot of punks on their team.
Bish is exactly the opposite.
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bota is right, even tho i am a punk knight and PROUD of it ( FYI im joking most of the time) but not every one wants to be a bish, each team goes threw the same thing over and over, BTW bish have been reset like 3 times ? by rooks
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Be a Knit in order off the cornholio's
:D
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Good natured though it is, the amount of sniping one 'freely-switchable-chess-piece-name' does about another 'freely-switchable-chess-piece-name' in a game, speaks volumes about human nature. (And I suppose about the chances for peace in the middle east.)
:rolleyes:
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We like doing our job, missionary style. :)
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Woohoo!!! Were unsportsman like, mean and were punks!:D :D :D
Looks like our goal in life is complete, bish:D
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Originally posted by Tac
We like doing our job, missionary style. :)
LOL
Tac, you really nailed it. I know there had to be somthing that kep all the the Bish together. Almost like you needed a crow bar to seperate them.
Well now I know why!
girls
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Yeh. we good at nailing too. :D
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Bishops only lose when knights and rooks fight together.
We complain 90% less than rooks and knights when we are about to be reset.
I don't think you can say that botabing since you complain so much I have you on squelch.
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and why is that half ur team will switch rooks when u are being reset? lol
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look like some bald guy with a really flabbly upper body
I..........ehh...
Honey ??
...Honey ???
......HONEY ?????
THERE ALL LOOKING AT ME !!!!!
..and a muffled gun shot comes from the rear of poops house.....
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and why is that half ur team will switch rooks when u are being reset? lol
Because they are knight at heart
:D
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Originally posted by Rude
Bishops just fight...Rooks and Knights whine like girlscouts.
We have the talent, skill, ability to plan and work together towards a common goal.[/URL]
holy true
most of rooks are tards
most of knits are whinners
most of bishs are elite
im an airplane
:D
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We, bishops, do not argue with our FOOD. :)
Fariz
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Originally posted by Fariz
We, bishops, do not argue with our FOOD. :)
Fariz
Yes. sooner or later even the worms eat all the doodoo from the dirt! The Bish seem to like really big spoonfuls and they gum it right down. :D
Lets face it fellas, to be Bish you have to fight for your kills. Fight your own teamates for them, that is!
LOL
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Bish complain 90% less on resets because they get 90% less resets to themselves. It's mainly just a welcome change to actually lose a reset sometime for them.
The arena is jilted to bishes advantage constantly (at least as long as I'm awake and checking the arena) so what bish mostly do is milkrun empty bases. This they do expertly now after months (or some players, years) of practise.
Fariz is making great milkrun missions. He always seems to pick an undefended field to launch the 20+ tiffy attacks.. That would be great strategy unless it's being done on already superior position regarding to numbers.
To put things short: I consider anyone playing on a side that is consistently at 2:1 advantage a dweeb. A player like that is only here for easy gangbanging kills.. Seems like there are many players like that in this game and it eats away the fun factor heavily.
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LOL, how sad.
SOB
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No, Stalone in a bad 80's music overdub movie track arm wrestling scene on TBS I just watch unfortunately and had to change not soon enough is "Sad."
This is a gathering of tards yanking about fictional country teams.
Weird actually.
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It's always fun to see the people who know theyre wrong give slanderous and demining statements in effort to make the facts disappear. They don't.
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Originally posted by MrRiplEy[H]
Fariz is making great milkrun missions. He always seems to pick an undefended field to launch the 20+ tiffy attacks.. That would be great strategy unless it's being done on already superior position regarding to numbers.
Thanks Ripley :) For my long time in this game it is finally something new in a long list of crimes, I was accused of :)
Fariz
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oops
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Originally posted by MrRiplEy[H]
It's always fun to see the people who know theyre wrong give slanderous and demining statements in effort to make the facts disappear. They don't.
I made the facts in your post disappear because I commented on how funny/pathetic I thought the post was? Damn, I'm better than David Copperfield, and without the gay subtext! :D
SOB
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No SOB you tried. Copperfield probably would have succeeded where you fail. :)
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Well, at least I tried. That's what really counts, isn't it? :)
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Sure.
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Get a life you friggin nerds:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D