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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: jato757 on February 07, 2001, 07:47:00 PM
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// (c) 2000 SpellChecker.net, Inc. All rights reserved. www.SpellChecker.net (http://www.SpellChecker.net) // //var service_host = "http://service.host.name/and_path_if_requierd"; // var schema_url = ""; var spp_langs = ""; var service_host = "http://www.spellchecker.net/spellcheck/"; var customerid = "1 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)wgqR1-gryQv2-mT3eV2-xxIQm4-CgRx51-Kac2h2-cKQOA3-rSXC11-aJ4OF2-3xdx3"; var hide = ""; var doc_blank = "/lf/blank.html"; var doc_blankform = "/lf/blankform.html"; var doc_process = "script/ssrv.cgi"; var mid_doc; var spellWin; var is_window_opened = false; var opened = false; var asc = false; var ssrv_host; var port; var ssrv; var ssrvname; var IsProxyVer = ((navigator.appVersion.indexOf("MSIE 5") != -1) && (navigator.appVersion.indexOf("Mac") != -1)) || (navigator.appVersion.indexOf('4.5 ') != -1); var later= (navigator.appName == 'Netscape') && (navigator.appVersion.indexOf("5.0") != -1); var lang; var ctrl; var url; var force_reload; var intlang; var ctrlObj; var formNum = -1; var ctrlName = ''; var i; var d; function doSpell( p_lang, p_ctrl, p_url, p_force_reload, p_intlang) { lang = p_lang; ctrl = p_ctrl; url = p_url; force_reload = p_force_reload; intlang = p_intlang; CheckIE5Mac(url); if (is_window_opened) if (spellWin.frames.length!=5) is_window_opened = false; var isMSIE = (navigator.appName == 'Microsoft Internet Explorer'); var Ver = navigator.appVersion; if ( (isMSIE && parseInt (navigator.appVersion) < 4) ) { alert("Our SpellChecker feature does not support Internet Explorer 3.0. However, it does support the following browsers: IE 4+, Netscape 4+ ( 6.0)."); return; } if ( (navigator.appName == 'Netscape') && ( (navigator.appVersion.indexOf('3.0') != -1) ) ) { alert('Sorry, currently we do not support Netscape Navigator 3.0, Internet Explorer 3.0.\nPlease upgrade your browser.'); return; } var wWidth = 488; var wHeight = (hide.indexOf('[sw]') == -1)?440:325; var botf = 167;//159 var s = ''; if (ctrl.constructor && ctrl.constructor == String) { ctrlName = ctrl; formNum = -1; ctrlObj = eval(ctrl); wWidth = ctrlObj.clientWidth < wWidth ? wWidth : ctrlObj.clientWidth; wHeight = (ctrlObj.clientHeight > wHeight ? ctrlObj.clientHeight : wHeight); } else { i = 0; for (i = 0; i < document.forms.length; i++) { if (document.forms == ctrl.form) break; } if (i==document.forms.length) formNum = -1; else formNum = i; ctrlName = ctrl.name; ctrlObj = ctrl; } var tmp = ctrlObj.value ? ctrlObj.value : ctrlObj.innerHTML; if (tmp == '' || tmp == null) { alert('Nothing to check.'); return } if ( lang == '' ) lang = 'en'; if ( window.name == '' ) window.name = 'sp_ch_opener_window'; wndname = window.name; if (hide.indexOf('[eb]') != -1) spellWin = window; else { if (!is_window_opened) spellWin = window.open("", "spch" + getHostStr(document.location.host), "width=" + wWidth + ",height=" + wHeight + ",toolbar=no,resizable=no"); } spellWin.focus(); d = spellWin.document; if (!is_window_opened || hide.indexOf('[dc]') == -1) { if (hide.indexOf('[ch]') != -1) { s = ''+ '' } s += ' ' + ' Send Without Checking'; s = s + '
' + ''; d.open(); d.writeln(s); d.close(); } var f_dst; if (!is_window_opened || hide.indexOf('[dc]') == -1) f_dst = d.forms[0]; else { f_dst = spellWin.frames[4].document.forms[0]; f_dst.action = service_host + doc_process; } f_dst.cmd.value = 'spell'; f_dst.slang.value = lang; f_dst.intlang.value = intlang; f_dst.text.value = ctrlObj.value ? ctrlObj.value : ctrlObj.innerHTML; f_dst.trg_url.value = url; f_dst.trg_wnd.value = wndname; if (formNum != -1) f_dst.txt_ctrl.value = force_reload ? 'document.forms[' + i + '][\'' + ctrlName + '\']' : ''; else f_dst.txt_ctrl.value = force_reload ? ctrlName : ''; f_dst.svc_time.value = (new Date()).getTime(); f_dst.customerid.value = customerid?customerid:''; f_dst.schema_url.value = schema_url; f_dst.spp_langs.value = spp_langs; f_dst.hide.value = hide; if (f_dst.ssrv_host) f_dst.ssrv_host.value = ssrv_host; f_dst.submit(); } is_window_opened = true; } function getHostStr(str) { var res = getSplitStr(str, "."); res = getSplitStr(res, ":"); res = getSplitStr(res, "-"); return res; } function getSplitStr(str, del) { var res = ""; var arr = str.split(del); for(var i = 0; i < arr.length; i++) { if (res != "") res = res +"_"; res = res + arr; } return res; } function set_mid_doc(doc) { mid_doc = doc; } function getServerName(url) { var x = url.indexOf('//'); if (x != -1) url=url.substring(x+2, url.length); x = url.indexOf('/'); if (x != -1) url = url.substring(0,x); x = url.indexOf(':'); if (x != -1) url = url.substring(0,x); return url; } function getServerPort(url) { var x = url.indexOf('//'); if (x != -1) url=url.substring(x+2, url.length); x = url.indexOf('/'); if (x != -1) url = url.substring(0,x); x = url.indexOf(':'); if (x != -1) url = url.substring(x+1); else url = 80; return url; } function CheckIE5Mac(url) { if (IsProxyVer) { if (service_host == "http://www.spellchecker.net/spellcheck/") { if (!asc) ssrv_host = getServerName(service_host); var fval = url.split('/'); service_host = ''; for (i=0;i
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my brain hurts.
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Dunno, but tell me, wtf is this...
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[This message has been edited by hblair (edited 02-07-2001).]
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The first one looks like what probably happens if you use the spellchecker on Netscape 4.xx. Hblair's looks like he might have been drinking today. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
(I saw a funny story the other day about a tech support line. Whenever a user would call about something that was their fault due to stupidity they would attribute it to an I D 10 T error. No body ever thought to write it down since it spells ID10T error on paper. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) Btw: I found this story at www.techtales.com (http://www.techtales.com) )
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bloom25
THUNDERBIRDS
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I always thought that stuff was secret messages to Bill Gates!!
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The first one looks like JavaScript. The second is either a brain dump on me at 4am after a night of heavy drinking or a fragment of a binary file of some kind.
By the way on one project I worked on we got so tired of having to explain to our users why they were screwing up that we simply got the program to throw up messages like "Encountered exception EBSAK001 please call for support". EBSAK stands for "Error Between Seat And Keyboard".
"No application withstands the first encounter with a user"
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See Rule #10
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:rolleyes: