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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Kanth on May 16, 2002, 09:50:10 AM

Title: Joke
Post by: Kanth on May 16, 2002, 09:50:10 AM
A FDB  gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud,  blood-curdling scream is heard
coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after  that,
another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes  into the bathroom to investigate
what the FDB is screaming  about.
"What's all the screaming about in there?  You're
scaring my  customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try  to
flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of  my
balls"
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and  says,
"You idiot!  You're sitting on the mop  bucket!!!.