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Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Hangtime on February 07, 2001, 09:59:00 PM
The low wail of the the Alert sirens builds, the crews scramble to their planes.....

OPS ORDER>>  SLEDGEHAMMER II

Execute ops per emailed orders; commence 7:30 PM EST Thursday.

Final breif... Gents; we gonna do this with minumum fuss; maximum whup-ass. We will all have a job to do, cover your wingie, get your targets; come back safe.

I ask that all Bish pilots use restraint in text comms with the enemy; please don't abuse them with insults. Do it with eggs and lead. We ALL know what it feels like to be on the recieving end... On Thursday we shall again discover the joy of giving.

Cya's UP!

<S!>

 

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Hang
1st/AG "Bishlanders"  << Recruiting!!
"Turn to kill, not to engage."
Commander 'Willie' Driscoll, USNR
Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Maverick on February 07, 2001, 11:05:00 PM
Bummer for the squadless...  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)

Mav
Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Nash on February 07, 2001, 11:15:00 PM
No it aint Mav. Just join up. It's not a squad only thing... and you'll have no problem finding out where to go  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: StSanta on February 07, 2001, 11:23:00 PM
<Hopes joystick gets here in time>

If it does, consider your plan thwarthed funed.

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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"
Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Hangtime on February 08, 2001, 12:17:00 AM
Rgr that Nash.. and Mav; I've got an email otw to your profile addy.

Bish.. this op is for ALL bish. No exclusive few.. ALL of us.

Hope to see yah ALL up.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Santa.. when yah get yer stick, we'll plan one of these just to welcome you back.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)



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Hang
1st/AG "Bishlanders"  << Recruiting!!
"Turn to kill, not to engage."
Commander 'Willie' Driscoll, USNR
Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Jay_76 on February 08, 2001, 07:09:00 AM
Hangtime,

Jaynewf here, also Bish.  musical_newf@ehmail.com

and would appreciate a heads up! Thanks!

Jay.
Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Kieren on February 08, 2001, 07:15:00 AM
My C.202 of Terror will single-handedly thwart the evil mechanations of the cross-dressers of AH...

...somewhere, a young Bishop flight officer enjoys his last breakfast. He feels a premonition, and quickly pens his farewell letter to his mother and sweetheart...
Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Mighty1 on February 08, 2001, 07:47:00 AM
Only if they get past my C-47.

The sight of my C-47 diving into the cloud of Bishies will send then screaming in terror back to the sheep they love so much.
Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Wanker on February 08, 2001, 07:52:00 AM
<Slaps Hangtime on the cheek with a white glove>
We'll be there to defend the honor of Knitland, sir. Bring it on, if you dare.

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Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: hblair on February 08, 2001, 07:56:00 AM
Wow, sounds like fun for all us bish. Please forward the plan to  hblair@cybrtyme.com

Thanks!


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Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Moose11 on February 08, 2001, 09:49:00 AM
yeah. cc that mail to adam@waitwait.net. I didn't get a copy either
Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Ripsnort on February 08, 2001, 09:53:00 AM
Come, my little pretties!  We are awaiting your arrival! Come, come this way!
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Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Mighty1 on February 08, 2001, 09:58:00 AM
<puts on sheep disguise> I am a Bish send me the plans too.


Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Ripsnort on February 08, 2001, 10:25:00 AM
 
Quote
Originally posted by Mighty1:
<puts on sheep disguise> I am a Bish send me the plans too.


And a Black sheep at that!
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Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: StSanta on February 08, 2001, 10:47:00 AM
ROFL!

The KNIGHTS are READY!



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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"
Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Tdawg1321 on February 08, 2001, 10:54:00 AM
send me the plans L66J68@aol.com Bish will be victorious
Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Kieren on February 08, 2001, 11:01:00 AM
Sorry, have to update my previous post to a more contemporary standard...


...somewhere, a Bishop eco-terrorist is enjoying his last breakfast. He sips his latte, neatly nibbles a crossaint, and catches an early edition of "Oprah". As he casts his eyes around his smartly decorated dining nook situated just off the spacious stainless-steel applianced kitchen, a glimmer of sunlight slips through the handmade lace curtains he's spent hours making. Something in that beam of light told him that he would never see his partner again after today. Drawing a hand nervously across his silk shirt, he reaches for a sheet of lovely stationary (the kind with pink flowers to accent the lavender colored paper) and pens a farewell. Included is a will, bequeathing the many lovely designer skirts and blouses hanging in their spacious closet...
Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Ripsnort on February 08, 2001, 11:07:00 AM
 
Quote
Originally posted by Kieren:
"He sips his latte, neatly nibbles a crossaint, and catches an early edition of "Oprah". As he casts his eyes around his smartly decorated dining nook situated just off the spacious stainless-steel applianced kitchen, a glimmer of sunlight slips through the handmade lace curtains he's spent hours making. Something in that beam of light told him that he would never see his partner again after today. Drawing a hand nervously across his silk shirt, he reaches for a sheet of lovely stationary (the kind with pink flowers to accent the lavender colored paper) and pens a farewell. Included is a will, bequeathing the many lovely designer skirts and blouses hanging in their spacious closet...

I have the vision! Except the silk shirt is a blue silk dress!
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[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 02-08-2001).]
Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Wanker on February 08, 2001, 01:22:00 PM
I don't know whether to laugh my arse off or hurl. I think I'll do both!  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Weave on February 08, 2001, 01:57:00 PM
Rip, my fellow Devildogs will understand when I say that particular Barbie doll will never be in any danger.

That said, just wanted to <S> Hang, and thanks for the warning!

Weave
Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Hangtime on February 08, 2001, 04:25:00 PM
Kieren.. I'm still laffin my bellybutton off... "latte and a crossaint".. LOL!!

Obviously, you have not been to bishland lately. We have the FDB's here. The pre-ops tequila session is a classic...

"The guy that gets the worm flys the goon"

And the ready shack.. my god; looks like nobodys ever gonna get Fattys Mom outta there.

"... pitchfork I tell yah, use a damn pitchfork.."  

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Hang
1st/AG "Bishlanders"  << Recruiting!!
"Turn to kill, not to engage."
Commander 'Willie' Driscoll, USNR
Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Kieren on February 08, 2001, 05:01:00 PM
Ah, the FDB's? Well, we'll find them easily enough... we'll just look for the line of loaded P-51's, the pilots scrunched down so low in the seat you can't see their heads, and the left turn signals stuck on...

"P-51, Cadillac of the skies!", Empire of the Sun

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[This message has been edited by Kieren (edited 02-08-2001).]
Title: BISHLAND!!! TO ARMS!!
Post by: Westy on February 08, 2001, 08:58:00 PM
Cod that was fun tonight.

I have to wait a week for it again?  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)

 -Westy