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Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: lazs2 on May 20, 2002, 01:17:40 PM
botabings post has made me think that it is time to bring up my perk idea again...

It works like this..   You can use your perks to subtract perks from another player..  The command would be something like, /. -500 points XXXXX ...   You and player XXXXX would then both be deducted 500 perk points.   The potential for amusement in such a command would be vast.
lazs
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: K West on May 20, 2002, 01:21:59 PM
"The potential for amusement in such a command would be vast."

To say the least ;)   lol at just the thought of being able to do it.



Westy
Title: Re: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: Sikboy on May 20, 2002, 01:23:57 PM
time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.

Perk Lazs? Ok, sounds good :)

-Sikboy
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: Beefcake on May 20, 2002, 01:56:31 PM
heheh

Laz:  .-500 Beefcake

Host: Laz has lost 500 points
Host: Beefcake has lost 3 points
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: lazs2 on May 20, 2002, 02:04:18 PM
beef.. it is really quite simple.  If you have 500 perk points to give up then you could indeed subtract 500 perk points from both yours and my perk point pool.   I would welcome you doing so.... would   save me the trouble.

If you only have three perk points then the maximum you could subtract from my perk points would be.... three.
lazs
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: Cobra on May 20, 2002, 02:15:37 PM
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Originally posted by lazs2
beef.. it is really quite simple.  If you have 500 perk points to give up then you could indeed subtract 500 perk points from both yours and my perk point pool.   I would welcome you doing so.... would   save me the trouble.

If you only have three perk points then the maximum you could subtract from my perk points would be.... three.
lazs


Fuzzy Math!!!

Cobra
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: Arfann on May 20, 2002, 02:19:29 PM
Then you'd have to call 'em "jerk" points.  Only a jerk would conceive of or use this procedure.
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: AcId on May 20, 2002, 02:24:13 PM
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Originally posted by Arfann
Then you'd have to call 'em "jerk" points.  Only a jerk would conceive of or use this procedure.


Take it easy there Arfann, It's not often a synapse happens in lazs head, soo when it does we just pat him on the back and send him back out into traffic. ;)
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: Beefcake on May 20, 2002, 02:25:16 PM
Laz what I was trying to show was you subtracting 500 points from me. Or trying to anyway but only had 3 so end the end you lost 500 and only lost 3....since thats all I had/have :D
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: lazs2 on May 20, 2002, 02:45:21 PM
beef...  I suppose that no matter what number was typed in I would only lose as many points as you had up to that number.
lazs
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: lazs2 on May 20, 2002, 02:46:46 PM
arfann... No.... I would then call them "useful".
lazs
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: Arfann on May 20, 2002, 03:56:47 PM
I rest my case.
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: loser on May 20, 2002, 08:23:41 PM
animal, can you put one of your "lame thread" pics in here for me?   thanks
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: AKDejaVu on May 20, 2002, 11:11:25 PM
I'd rather use the perks to buy soft-core porn to have on the background of the map.  The price of the porn could be scaled accordingly.  Say.. Rosie O'Donnel could be 0 perks and something with Natalie Portman in it could be 1000.

Its time to put those perk points to good use.  Right now they're just collecting dust.

AKDejaVu
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: MuadDib of Dune on May 20, 2002, 11:56:16 PM
Perhaps HTC should create a Lazs arena, with all those wunderful ideas, if for no other reason than just to prove that no one, not even lazs, would ever fly there :D
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: LtHans on May 21, 2002, 05:46:43 AM
This.... is..... the.... dumbest.... idea.... I've.... ever..... heard ..... in.... my .....life.

You can't be tha.....no, wait......  Yes.   YOU CAN'T BE THAT NIAVE, LAZ?  Nobody, and I mean nobody could think of a dumb rule like this?

Guess who would have their perk points deleted first Laz?  I'll give you a hint.  His callsign starts withe an L, ends with a Z, and has the letter A in the middle.
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: Heinkel on May 21, 2002, 05:58:15 AM
What else can i say?
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on May 21, 2002, 06:02:49 AM
Who needs perks anyway? Practically nobody seems to use them.
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: moose on May 21, 2002, 06:28:22 AM
perk system works fine for me ripley

i take a 262 up every time i want to kill something and not worry about an la7 catching me

i like this better then an rps because i get to choose when i fly what planes.
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on May 21, 2002, 06:38:45 AM
Even so Moose, but I can't see why someone should actualy cry after lost perks.

They're not a relevant factor to success in the MA. Same applies naturally to people who seem to try everything (including country swapping to winner side) to earn perks.

My stand on perks are that they're something that come as you play and enable you to take a dweeb-magnet to air when you need some variation to the game.
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: lazs2 on May 21, 2002, 08:19:14 AM
You are probly right deja but.... so far, LW guys, some fan of a gay guy with a bad hairdoo and some moron who is stuck on one of the dumbest pieces of science fiction ever written hate the idea..   Sooo... can it really be that bad?
lazs
(laz is that insipid lazer guy)
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: MuadDib of Dune on May 21, 2002, 08:55:19 AM
and some moron who is stuck on one of the dumbest pieces of science fiction ever written hate the idea
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I must admit the idea, although illustrative of sincere stupidity, is entertaining.
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: Arfann on May 21, 2002, 11:17:46 AM
"I must admit the idea, although illustrative of  sincere stupidity"

More like insincere stupidity, sincerely meant to stir the pot.
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: lazs2 on May 21, 2002, 02:27:49 PM
you two should make up what there is of your collective minds.
lazs
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: zipity on May 21, 2002, 03:11:53 PM
This is the best joke since that guy suggested that they do away with bombers...wait a minute...it's the same guy.

I thought 2wktrial had the troll of the week until I read this..you win the prize lazs.  

Here's a suggestion for HTC, how about subtracting perks from Lazs everytime he posts anything.  Anyone if favor?
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: Apache on May 21, 2002, 03:17:16 PM
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Originally posted by zipity
This is the best joke since that guy suggested that they do away with bombers...wait a minute...it's the same guy.

I thought 2wktrial had the troll of the week until I read this..you win the prize lazs.  

Here's a suggestion for HTC, how about subtracting perks from Lazs everytime he posts anything.  Anyone if favor?


Seen lazs' perk bank roll? He flies -1a fer cryin' out loud. He'll be postin' for ever now!
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: Arfann on May 21, 2002, 03:17:37 PM
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Originally posted by zipity
This is the best joke since that guy suggested that they do away with bombers...wait a minute...it's the same guy.

I thought 2wktrial had the troll of the week until I read this..you win the prize lazs.  

Here's a suggestion for HTC, how about subtracting perks from Lazs everytime he posts anything.  Anyone if favor?


If this was, in fact, a troll it would be a pretty darn good one. Unfortunately, our little refugee from the short bus means every word of it.
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: deSelys on May 21, 2002, 03:35:57 PM
Baaah! As he said this idea regularly comes and go on this board. Must be related to the moon phases, the sun dark spots or slow days at the office...
Title: time to revisit the lazs "perk" idea.
Post by: zipity on May 21, 2002, 03:49:14 PM
It could be real fun if the "beefcake" option were implemented, that is player 1 trys to subtract 500 perks from player 2 but player 2 only has 3 perks, the result player 1 looses 500, player 2 only looses 3.  Player 2 and everyone else on line would have a pretty good laugh. (need to make it visable so everyone on-line could see the results)