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Title: Perks for BBS Posts
Post by: funkedup on May 21, 2002, 02:01:45 PM

They should pay blabbermouths like me for keeping the board lively.

• All Non-Whiny/Non-Profane Posts = 1 Perk
• "Kurt Tank Invented XXXXX" Post = 2 Perks
• " Player/Squadron/Country" Posts = 5 Perks
• HTC Apple-Polishing Post = 10 Perks
• Whine That Gives Opportunity for Witty HTC Reply = 25 Perks
• Flight Test Data Post = 100 Perks

Title: Perks for BBS Posts
Post by: Hooligan on May 21, 2002, 09:30:21 PM

Hmmmm

How about the player gains perk points for posting flight test or other useful high quality technical data (with appropriate sources)?

Perk points should be deducted for all other posts, on a graduated scale (5 perk point automatic assessment for certain prefixes pr phrases such as uber, laser,  N1K, La7, Perk the... and so on).  A heavy penalty should probably be assessed for listing Spain as your location in your profile.

Anybody whose name is a thinly disguised profanity (such as FunkedUp) should be severely penalized.

Funked:  Your idea is poorly considered but if examined closely, hidden and unintentional merit emerges.

Hooligan

Title: Perks for BBS Posts
Post by: Toad on May 21, 2002, 09:59:59 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Hooligan
(5 perk point automatic assessment for certain prefixes pr phrases such as uber, laser,  N1K, La7, Perk the... and so on).  A heavy penalty should probably be assessed for listing Spain as your location in your profile.
Hooligan

If I was still doing Wit of the Week, this would be a top contender!

Too funny!

Title: Perks for BBS Posts
Post by: funkedup on May 22, 2002, 01:17:49 PM

Hooligan why did you steal my flight test data points idea and pretend it was your own?  You're just like those Yankee aero engineers trying to take credit for Herr Dr. Ing. Tank's work!

Toad, I'm offended.  Clearly I am the wit of the week.  Hell I'm the wit of the decade.  I quit!

Title: Perks for BBS Posts
Post by: funkedup on May 22, 2002, 01:19:22 PM

PS Hooligan I've had it with you.  First the jokes about my profession and now this.  I'm going to kick your arnold at the Con.  Bald harmless toothless Hells Angel-wannabee bodyguard notwithstanding.

Title: Perks for BBS Posts
Post by: funkedup on May 22, 2002, 02:28:09 PM

And my handle has nothing to do with profanity.  It's actually a drug reference.  :)
http://www.duke.edu/~tmc/motherpage/lyrics_parliament/lyr-mthrship.html#lyr-s-pfunk

Title: Perks for BBS Posts
Post by: Hooligan on May 22, 2002, 02:45:17 PM

Whatever Funked.  I think I'm going to tell the FDBs you are made out of peanut butter.  Lets see how long you last.

Hooligan

Title: Perks for BBS Posts
Post by: funkedup on May 22, 2002, 06:49:47 PM

As long as you don't put wing sauce on me I'll be OK.

Title: Perks for BBS Posts
Post by: Hooligan on May 22, 2002, 07:57:01 PM

I'm gonna slap wonder bread on your ears and watch em take bites out of your so-called-brain :).

Hooligan

Title: Perks for BBS Posts
Post by: funkedup on May 23, 2002, 01:23:45 AM

ROFL new quote of the week.

Title: Perks for BBS Posts
Post by: lazs2 on May 23, 2002, 08:48:04 AM

I have the data to prove that I never wanted to be a red and white.
lazs