Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Kanth on May 22, 2002, 11:24:25 PM
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1.If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he
become dis-oriented?
2.If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
called Holes?
3.Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
4.Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
5.If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
6.If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
7.When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put
your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?
8.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
9.Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to
begin with?
10.When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
11.Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
drives a racecar not called a racist?
12.Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
13.Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
14.Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
15."I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
16.If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
17.If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
18.Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
19.What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
20.I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as
they get older; then it dawned on me . . They're cramming for their final
exam.
21.I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and
forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
22.Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we
supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the
postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
23.If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?
24.You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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What's so funny....I don't understand...:mad: :confused:
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LOL, nice one Kanth. :)