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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: muckmaw on May 23, 2002, 02:15:47 PM
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"Honey, I need a new joystick for Aces High"
"What, that silly video game you're always playing"
"It's not a game, it's a WWII Combat Flight Simulator"
"Whatever..How much is it?"
"Uh....$270.00"
"And why, may I ask, must you spend $270.00 to play a video game"
"Uh......"
Possible answers:
1. It will alow me to get more kills, therefore improving the self-esteem that 7 years with you has thoroughly depleted
2. The tight springs will make one of my arms really buff.
3. It accentuates the room with it's steel black finish.
4. The other guys have one.
5. It has an interchangable...stick...and you never know what those guys at "THRUST master" may come up with. (New meaning to the term "Force Feedback")
6. It will improve my ability to communicate my feelings.
7. I bring home the paycheck and I'll buy whatever the F*** I want. (followed by the duck and cover maneauver)
So which choice should I run with?
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Go with 7!
Then again, my thinking that choice 7 is the best one is probably a good reason why I am still single. ;)
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Firstly you must correct her on the fact that Aces High is not a game...it is a hobby...and $270 spent on a hobby is a bargain, even compared to stamp collecting!
Secondly, use your "The other guys have them" excuse....as it is a hobby, and very important to you, it is only logical that for you to be competative it is necessary for you to have the right equipment and that NOT having one puts you at a disadvantage.
This was my tactic...and the next time I am in the US/Canada I will be a proud owner of a Cougar.
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8. the boy with the most toys wins. :D
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8. "Because whenever you enter the room, Sweethart, I can't stand the thought of such a dismal excuse for a joystick as I now have being anywhere in your glorious presence. You deserve to be surrounded by only the best, Baby!"
You may be forced to take five minutes or so to back up your words. Such a passionet statement will no doubt cause your wife to rip the clothes off of you and demand your instant and complete attention:D.
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Sabre writes;
You may be forced to take five minutes or so to back up your words. Such a passionet statement will no doubt cause your wife to rip the clothes off of you and demand your instant and complete attention.
Yikes! Whatever it is that you are drinking, I'll have one too! LOL
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WHAT?!?!
A Cougar and Sex?!?!!?!
You're a genius!
I get to have 2 things I never thought I would see again!
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start bringing car parts into the kitchen and washing them in the sink. also a few carburator rebuilds on the coffee table helps too.
If this fails take her to the hobby shop and start looking at R.C, planes (you know which ones)
she will let you buy new toys for the sim hobby .... Trust me it works :D
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1. & 7.
be sure to ask for ur Cougar in the divorce settlement :)
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You might want to figure out how far $270 will go in lap dances at a local strip club. That usually helps me justify stuff that "keeps me at home and in plain view"
-Sikboy
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My wifey and I figured out this money thing along time ago...it goes like this:
Whatever I spend on something is perfectly acceptable to her and I do not need her permission because, what ever dollar amount I spend, she gets to spend the same amount on herself and visa versa.
For you married guys that compromised who you were and what you liked to do early on in your engagement/marriage era, suck it up....you blew it. You must lay it out with your significant other so that they understand who ya are...this way, you can still enjoy the stupid stuff you always did before getting married and not have a pissed off wifey.
I used to spend thousands racing R/C Cars all over the US. When I would pull out for a race, my wife would give me a big wet one and tell me to kick their arses....my friends on the other hand, would be worried and unhappy because they knew they would be hearing about what they had done for years to come. and they always wondered why I won so many races...simple, no stress from home...I was focused:)
I have a very cool wifey:)
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This is one of the MANY reasons why I am......happily divorced.:cool:
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Yeah, but my way is more fun, Rude;).
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Use what I use all the time, go get it, don't tell her, and when she sees it, say "I don't know where it came from"........works like a charm:D :D
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Or the answer every woman want's to hear...
#10 - "Cause honey, if I get a cougar, you get a day spa with a manicure, pedicure, and a massage."
It worked for me every time. I'm divorced now, but I think my X used to like it cause she was always asking:
"Are you going to upgrade your machine soon honey?"
:D
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Originally posted by SmooveB, Love Man
8. "Because whenever you enter the room, Sweethart, I can't stand the thought of such a dismal excuse for a joystick as I now have being anywhere in your glorious presence. You deserve to be surrounded by only the best, Baby!"
Get Smooved.
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Yeah...Ain't I sumthin?:cool:
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11. "Honey, you wouldn't believe the deal I got on a new control setup for Aces High. I thought I'd have to spend at least $600, but I settled and found a great price on a 'Cougar' for less than half that!"
Or, if your wife is anything like my best friend's wife, just buy the thing and take what's coming to ya. No use in trying to argue logically, as logic is something the beast cannot comprehend.
SOB
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Originally posted by SOB
11. Or, if your wife is anything like my best friend's wife, just buy the thing and take what's coming to ya. No use in trying to argue logically, as logic is something the beast cannot comprehend.
SOB
You gotta define what he "takes" here SOB. The 'punnishment' varies enormously from one female of the species to another. Some will froth and snarl for a bit and then eventually accept the situation. Others will react...shall we say...differently....and can maintain their level of anger for astonishningly long periods of time.
:eek:
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Originally posted by muckmaw
"Honey, I need a new joystick for Aces High"
In my case, Zeb had to justify me to the Cougar - to see if I was able to use one OK. He bought his and let me try it and then ordered one for me. Simple.... :D
Actually, there is a very similar thread to this at Frugal's World which may give a few more ideas! :) - http://forums.frugalsworld.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20045
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6. It will improve my ability to communicate my feelings.
oh oh that one that one!!;) .
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After careful consideration, I've determined the best route is to lie like a miserable POS and got with the following:
Originally posted by SOB
11. "Honey, you wouldn't believe the deal I got on a new control setup for Aces High. I thought I'd have to spend at least $600, but I settled and found a great price on a 'Cougar' for less than half that!"
SOB
Of course, this will be followed by, "And I insist you go and enjoy a day of beauty with your mother, spending the same amount."
So, in essence, this Cougar is costing me $540!!!
Oh well, if I get one more kill a tour because of it, it's worth it.
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Hmmm, good choice Muckmaw. Discretion is, after all, the better part of valor.
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#12 Look honey , this handle looks like me only larger , you want it??
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I recommend not telling her until after you order it. After you order it, tell her, "By the way, I have a package coming. If you see it, please bring it inside." When she asks what it is, say, "It's just a new joystick." Maybe she won't ask how much it cost.
I'm with Rude though. My wife and I maintain separate bank accounts. We share the bills, but if she wants to order something, she can. If I want to buy something, I can. My money goes where I want. You'd be surprised how it avoids money arguments. Besides, most of the stuff my wife orders comes from Victoria's Secret, so I don't complain. ;)
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Just when I thought I had been shot down by every player in Aces High.....
MY WIFE GETS A KILL ON ME!!
She was on my low 12, and I was diving in out of the sun....
I said, "Honey, I got a great deal on a new Joystick, etc..."
I thought I had the E- advantage on her, but she countered with a rolling "You know we have 2 weddings to attend this month" maneauver.
Not expected this break turn in dialogue, I overshot, and the next thing I know....
"Andrea of The 332 Ball and Chain's Shot you down"
Muck....Rhymes with "Stuck" in Saitek City.....
Now where did I leave my testicles?
*looks about dumbfounded"
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Originally posted by muckmaw
I thought I had the E- advantage on her, but she countered with a rolling "You know we have 2 weddings to attend this month" maneauver.
LOL...the much feared "we" responce! You, of course, have been looking forward to these weddings for some time, and wouldn't even consider ditching them if it meant getting yourself a new Cougar . . . not! :D
SOB
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No, no. The answer, to wife... "if I can't have AH, and since I pay all the bills, we will quit HBO and Showtime and I will no longer buy you a box of fudgesickles every night, fair?"
Duck and cover.
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I believe I mentioned the Cougar to my wife months ago. Told her it was costly but worth it. So for Christmas she got me a Saitek X-45! Now I dont need a new JS/Throttle!
Oh well, Im soooo bad a Cougar wouldn't help anyways!
Nice thread!! :)
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Originally posted by Swager
Oh well, Im soooo bad a Cougar wouldn't help anyways!
But it wouldn't break when you slammed it down on the desk in frustration.
It might hurt the desk though.
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Isn't that the truth, a CH F-16 Combatstick died a violent death that way once.
Sorry Swag, can't figure out a good way to get permission from the spouse. I picked one up and then dodged the flak. It probably didn't help that I rebuilt the computer completely just before it arrived. I have a kick bellybutton system now but I got my arse kicked for getting it.
Guess you have to look at that old cost benefit analysis there.:D
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"well, urm.. it is cheaper than $600 a month 'massage' therapy honey"
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first, get a wifebeater haircut, then tell her:
"shut up squeak i buy what i want, now go mow the lawn"
have all possible emergency numbers on speed dial, cause there are gonna be some nasty scars in your face
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8. It doubles as a 3-speed vibrating taco wand
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8. Well honey, I spent 300 bucks on a tool for my hobby, so you can feel free to spend 300 bucks on a full wax job and some oral love gel. Something for both of us.
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As somebody wise one time said, "Sometimes it's better to ask for forgiveness than ask for permission."
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I've been married 20 years, and blownin' money on hardware and software since the mid 80's starting with a C64 and Microprose's F-15.
If I've learned anything about clearing purchases thru the wife, it's to pout.
Pout long, Pout Hard, Pout Proud!
(But whatever ya do, DO NOT HOLD YOUR BREATH until she relents, nothing amuses a wife more than to watch you pass out from lack of oxygen.)
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Originally posted by muckmaw
"Honey, I need a new joystick for Aces High"
"What, that silly video game you're always playing"
"It's not a game, it's a WWII Combat Flight Simulator"
"Whatever..How much is it?"
"Uh....$270.00"
"And why, may I ask, must you spend $270.00 to play a video game"
"Uh......"
Possible answers:
So which choice should I run with?
1. It will alow me to get more kills, therefore improving the self-esteem that 7 years with you has thoroughly depleted
This approach while technically correct, may not be tactically wise.
2. The tight springs will make one of my arms really buff.
This one is pretty much eliminated by the fact that several of your other responses would...in the end...cause a similar effect on the strength of one of your palms...err I mean arms
3. It accentuates the room with it's steel black finish.
I like this one! Unfortunately, it may lead to a few problems, not the least of which is you comming home and finding your Cougar painted TEAL to better match the new drapes, and of course the fact that you are bringing up decorating, ehich may end your free weekends for the forseable future and she starts watching Trading Spaces with increased vigor.
4. The other guys have one.
If youve been married for very long at all, I think you know this is a bad move.
5. It has an interchangable...stick...and you never know what those guys at "THRUST master" may come up with. (New meaning to the term "Force Feedback")
Do you really want to go there?
6. It will improve my ability to communicate my feelings.
I just cant imagine my wife falling for that one, and I doubt yours would either. But if you can muster a tear......
7. I bring home the paycheck and I'll buy whatever the F*** I want. (followed by the duck and cover maneauver)
See option 2.
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Originally posted by Animal
first, get a wifebeater haircut, then tell her:
"shut up squeak i buy what i want, now go mow the lawn"
have all possible emergency numbers on speed dial, cause there are gonna be some nasty scars in your face
LOL......then I get 2 bullet holes in the head when I 'm sleeping:eek:
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Originally posted by muckmaw
Just when I thought I had been shot down by every player in Aces High.....
MY WIFE GETS A KILL ON ME!!
She was on my low 12, and I was diving in out of the sun....
I said, "Honey, I got a great deal on a new Joystick, etc..."
I thought I had the E- advantage on her, but she countered with a rolling "You know we have 2 weddings to attend this month" maneauver.
Not expected this break turn in dialogue, I overshot, and the next thing I know....
"Andrea of The 332 Ball and Chain's Shot you down"
Muck....Rhymes with "Stuck" in Saitek City.....
Now where did I leave my testicles?
*looks about dumbfounded"
Muck...Muck, Muck, Muck. If you'd only listened to me. Ah well, you can lead a dweeb to a Spitfire, but you can't make him a hot pilot.
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I spend 500$ USD every 2 weeks on ammunition, hiding my cougar won't be a problem.
Two words:
Seperate Accounts.
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Gman... is reloading not possible in canada? I know they are flat crazy on the gun issue there so maybe you can't but reloading for my .44 say is the difference between 20 bucks a box and around 5 bucks.
muck... just buy the damn thing and tell her to shut up. Worked with both of my wives.
lazs
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Where is a link to this stick? I need another stick and would love to look into the cougar?
How much is it in US dollers?
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Originally posted by Chaos68
Where is a link to this stick? I need another stick and would love to look into the cougar?
How much is it in US dollers?
You can get more information from here: http://cougar.frugalsworld.com/index.php - and the price, I believe is $270 - or £250 in the UK! (about $400!!!) :)
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option 12
I can't believe the price of this new cougar system, there's no way we can afford this, I can't compete with the other guys without it. maybe I should just give up this game.
I wonder what xxxx(old drinking buddy she hates from when you got together with her) is up to?
you'll come home from work to find she's bought it for you.
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Originally posted by Chaos68
Where is a link to this stick? I need another stick and would love to look into the cougar?
How much is it in US dollers?
http://www.fscentral.com/thrushotcoug.html
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What ever the out come, rest assured you're Cougar will never ask for your house and half of everthing you own. :D