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Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: Hangtime on May 28, 2002, 01:04:03 AM
... GAY.  

Yes, Off Topic. So shoot me.. but first, check out the other intresting things I've heard this exeptional, gaily gifted and prolific designer has invented..

seat warmers
ball massagers for tutonic fighter seats
gay marriges
(the russian patent for the ejection seat was swiped from kurts first male wife, some gay named lavochkin)
the internet
leather cod pieces as relief tubes
the 'bremen ball strangler' swimsuit
zod's sex wax
and waffles (yup; the russains hold the sliced bread patent)

gawd, i suppose there's gotta be more..

anybody else?
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: Animal on May 28, 2002, 01:26:25 AM
Kurt Tank invented:

Democracy
Love
The 69 position
Happy Hours
Buffallo wings
Airplanes
Religion
Telegraph
the Internet
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: loser on May 28, 2002, 01:44:50 AM
vibrating anal beads.....where else would lazs get them from?
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: Beefcake on May 28, 2002, 03:02:56 AM
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vibrating anal beads.....where else would lazs get them from?




Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: BUG_EAF322 on May 28, 2002, 07:14:55 AM
Kurt Tank a genius  ?
That was Ferdinand Porsche

:)
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: deSelys on May 28, 2002, 07:51:28 AM
Nah....Kurt Tank invented Ferdinand Porsche.
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: robsan on May 28, 2002, 08:08:19 AM
Breaking News!

Scientists now have erm, hard evidence, that although Kurt Tank invented, amoungst other things, the Internet, the phrase "off Topic", and "Hangtime" ...

... it was actually this Man:

(http://www.lilliputmodel.com/publicaciones/emfig/emfig_4/emfig4_c.jpg)

who invented GAY

:D
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: Octavius on May 28, 2002, 10:44:54 AM
pants... he invented pants!
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: Hangtime on May 28, 2002, 10:51:42 AM
He invented SHORT LEATHER pants. The next week he introduced  the vibrating anal beads accompanied by crotchless leather panties

There was some discussion in the arena regarding the invention of the internet... someone pointed out Al Gore invented the internet. Fact is, Kurt Tank porked Al's mom in a heterosexualy confused fit (she looked like a man, barked like a dog and peed like a woman..) and therefore, Kurt invented Al Gore, and thus holds a thin claim on the invention of the internet.
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: BUG_EAF322 on May 28, 2002, 12:49:01 PM
Kurt Tank has left the building
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: Otto on May 28, 2002, 12:53:00 PM
That Kurt was some guy (or whatever)...
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: wklink on May 28, 2002, 12:53:55 PM
Quote
Originally posted by robsan
Breaking News!

Scientists now have erm, hard evidence, that although Kurt Tank invented, amoungst other things, the Internet, the phrase "off Topic", and "Hangtime" ...

... it was actually this Man:

(http://www.lilliputmodel.com/publicaciones/emfig/emfig_4/emfig4_c.jpg)

who invented GAY

:D


Oh, he invented Al Gore?  I wondered who made that robot.
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: vorticon on May 28, 2002, 12:57:53 PM
i could have sworn HANDTIME invented GAY MUHAHAHHAHAHAH


he invented these annoying smilie things:) :( :o :D ;) :p :cool: :rolleyes:
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: Furious on May 28, 2002, 01:38:54 PM
Kurt Tank was a founding member of  the FDB's.

He actually invented all of its current members.


F.


I kinda feel sorry for KT.  Little did he know that his inventing the earth and the entire known universe would cause such disdain and ridicule on our BBS.
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: MrLars on May 28, 2002, 01:48:04 PM
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Originally posted by Furious
Kurt Tank was a fondling member of  the FDB's.

He actually invented all of its current members.



With a habit like that I can see why he had to create his own friends :D
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: CptTrips on May 28, 2002, 02:24:18 PM
Kurt Tank Invented...   Tanks? :cool:


Wab
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: Gman on May 28, 2002, 04:15:36 PM
I think it may be time to bring back my "Kurt Tank was Gay" squad, which started all of these shennanigans.

Kurt Tank invented squads too, donchaknow.
Title: P51 designer!
Post by: SIFTER on May 28, 2002, 06:53:34 PM
Hey Hangtime,
 You do know that one of the main designers of the p51 worked for Messerschmitt, before North American. Schmud I believe? That means he could very well have been related to Kurt Tank! :) You could wind up on a  suspended walkway with Tank telling you, "he is your father"! You jump off the walkway and fall to the first floor of the sheep brothel. :)                BERSERKR
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: funkedup on May 28, 2002, 10:07:52 PM
Kurt Tank invented the "felch".
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: Hangtime on May 28, 2002, 10:13:15 PM
Berserker.. you are mis-informed. Schmued worked for Capt Hook, and after designing Disneyland and the errie and hideously yet cruelly compelling 'its a small world' they were defeated by Montgomery's expidtionary force ably lead by Peter Pan, hero of the Battle of Britan.

Everybody knows the Mustang was really designed by the Seven Dwarves during this period, who; also being german immigrants; all had sexual reasons for comming up with something that could screw Kurt Tank's FW's over in a cat fight.

It's one of history's little iornies that aerial combat wound up being called 'dogfighting' instead.
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: funkedup on May 29, 2002, 01:54:13 AM
Miller: Kurt Tank was a studmuffin.
Bud: What did you say man?
Plettschner: Whaa?
Oly: What?
Miller: Kurt Tank was a studmuffin.
Everyone: The hell he was.
Miller: He was too you boys. I installed two way mirrors in his pad in Bremen. And he'd come to the door in a dress.
Plettschner: Ah, you're diddlying nuts.
Oly: That doesn't mean he was a homo, Miller. Lotta straight guys like to watch their buddies diddly. I know I do.
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: KurtTank on May 29, 2002, 05:30:23 AM
I invented YOU.
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: Hangtime on May 29, 2002, 11:11:52 AM
Hi Kurt.. so glad you stopped by... I have a few questions if you don't mind... Is it true you invented the 'bass-o-matic' and the popiel disposable back-hair shaver?

... and is it also true you are responsible for those compassionate missing gerbil pictures on the back of vaseline jars?
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: Dune on May 29, 2002, 12:50:08 PM
He also invented "cabbage tossing".
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: Thrawn on May 29, 2002, 01:03:43 PM
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Originally posted by Dune
He also invented "cabbage tossing".


Damn, and all along I thought it was midget tossing he invented.
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: Hangtime on May 29, 2002, 09:46:45 PM
It wuz dwarf tossing... read it in Snow Whites AAR.
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: Charon on May 30, 2002, 11:08:37 AM
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Miller: Kurt Tank was a studmuffin.
Bud: What did you say man?
Plettschner: Whaa?
Oly: What?
Miller: Kurt Tank was a studmuffin.
Everyone: The hell he was.
Miller: He was too you boys. I installed two way mirrors in his pad in Bremen. And he'd come to the door in a dress.
Plettschner: Ah, you're diddlying nuts.
Oly: That doesn't mean he was a homo, Miller. Lotta straight guys like to watch their buddies diddly. I know I do.

Funkedup
 


Kurt Tank also invented those green Christmas tree air fresheners that you find in every car :)

Charon
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: AKSWulfe on May 30, 2002, 11:13:17 AM
Kurt Tank invented boy bands.. see! He's EVIL.. EVIL I TELL YOU!
-SW
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: funkedup on May 30, 2002, 02:30:54 PM
Charon, Kurt Tank invented a plate of shrimp too.  :)
Title: Kurt Tank Invented...
Post by: midnight Target on May 30, 2002, 02:43:52 PM
Remember that thread about In-n-Out Burger?

No Kurt Tank didn't invent them, but he did invent the words "IN" and "OUT", so he gets some credit.

This also makes him the father of sex.

:cool: