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Title: I PASSED!!!!!!!!!
Post by: aknimitz on November 01, 2001, 11:41:00 PM: Well, as if the subject does not speak for itself ... I PASSED THE BAR EXAM!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cough* *cough*
Not that I, uh, didnt think I wouldnt, but *cough* you know ... just thought I would share it with you guys :)

NO WISE CRACKS! LET ME ENJOY MY SUCCESS! :D

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Nim/Larry
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Post by: AKcurly on November 01, 2001, 11:49:00 PM: WTG! :)

curly
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Post by: fd ski on November 01, 2001, 11:49:00 PM: I think i just heard an ambulance :D

Seriously, congrats !!! Wtg. Now make sure you belong to 1% that gets the bad name from 99% :D
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Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on November 02, 2001, 12:00:00 AM: WTg! :cool:
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Post by: funkedup on November 02, 2001, 12:03:00 AM: WTG!!!
Now let the wisecracks begin!
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Post by: sprint on November 02, 2001, 12:05:00 AM: :D

sprint
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Post by: Mathman on November 02, 2001, 12:48:00 AM: WTG!!!!!!!

Like I told you in the MA:

Now you are officially scum!!

:D

J/K

Congrats and I hope you have all the success you desire and work for!
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Post by: AKDejaVu on November 02, 2001, 12:49:00 AM: WTG NIM! CONGRATS!

Wait... that means you're really a lawyer now?

I'm torn.

AKDejaVu
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Post by: Skuzzy on November 02, 2001, 05:54:00 AM: WTG!

Disclaimer: This no way reflects the opinions or views of my employer nor anyone associated with me. The view point expressed here is one of a positive nature and can not be construed nor implied to be derogatory. The acceptable use of the term "WTG" (Way to go) is to imply sincere congratulations or other positive meanings to the person or persons who instigated this thread. As the poster of said term, I am absolved of all liability or warranty, whether it is expressed or implied.

:D
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Post by: SOB on November 02, 2001, 06:07:00 AM: AKSleezebag! Congrats! :D

SOB
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Post by: vatiAH on November 02, 2001, 07:02:00 AM: Congrats Larry. <S>

Have you been unjustly shot down, damaged, or had anyone attempt to blow you from the sky? If you can answer yes to any of these questions, you need to talk to me! I can get you the money and the restitution you deserve! Call me, I'm AK " THE Hammer" Larry.!! 1-800-hammer1

(Note : you may need to live in NY to under stand the refernce}

Vati
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Post by: StSanta on November 02, 2001, 07:03:00 AM: Congrats!

Now you can safely dive with sharks; they'll leave you alone outta professional courtesy :D
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Post by: oboe on November 02, 2001, 07:06:00 AM: WTG Nimitz!

Too funny, Skuzzy!

Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy:
WTG!

Disclaimer: This no way reflects the opinions or views of my employer nor anyone associated with me. The view point expressed here is one of a positive nature and can not be construed nor implied to be derogatory. The acceptable use of the term "WTG" (Way to go) is to imply sincere congratulations or other positive meanings to the person or persons who instigated this thread. As the poster of said term, I am absolved of all liability or warranty, whether it is expressed or implied.

:D
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Post by: Ripsnort on November 02, 2001, 07:24:00 AM: Passed bar!? WTG! Who served you? What did you drink to pass it? ;) Congrats!
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Post by: hblair on November 02, 2001, 07:34:00 AM: The Nimster.

WTG man!
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Post by: DamnedATC on November 02, 2001, 07:37:00 AM: WTG. Hope you have a great career as an attorney. (My wife is one)

ATC
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Post by: Ghosth on November 02, 2001, 07:40:00 AM: Congrats! Another shark is born. :)

PS don't feel bad curly, I have a lawyer in the family also. They come in handy once in a while.

G,D,R
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Post by: AcId on November 02, 2001, 07:44:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by vatiAH:
Congrats Larry. <S>

Have you been unjustly shot down, damaged, or had anyone attempt to blow you from the sky? If you can answer yes to any of these questions, you need to talk to me! I can get you the money and the restitution you deserve! Call me, I'm AK " THE Hammer" Larry.!! 1-800-hammer1

(Note : you may need to live in NY to under stand the refernce}

Vati

Nah vati, every city has a "Hammer", at least all the ones I've been to. :rolleyes:

btw, good job nim, and good luck.
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Post by: Kieran on November 02, 2001, 07:44:00 AM: Whaddya call 50 lawyers in a boat sinking in the middle of the ocean?

A good start!

Joking, congrats!
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Post by: Rude on November 02, 2001, 07:48:00 AM: Congrats....now just focus on the law and people...not billing :)

(http://www.13thtas.com/rudesig.jpg)
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Post by: Ozark on November 02, 2001, 08:07:00 AM: WTG...The hard work will pay off. <S>

(now for the wise crack comment)
Wonderful!! Another Lawer in Washington D.C. :rolleyes:
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Post by: LePaul on November 02, 2001, 08:26:00 AM: LOL!

Hilarious responses!

Congrats but be careful, those ambulances can stop on a dime!
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Post by: Sky Viper on November 02, 2001, 08:35:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by aknimitz:
Well, as if the subject does not speak for itself ... I PASSED THE BAR EXAM!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cough* *cough*
Not that I, uh, didnt think I wouldnt, but *cough* you know ... just thought I would share it with you guys :)

NO WISE CRACKS! LET ME ENJOY MY SUCCESS! :D

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Nim/Larry

Well, I dunno if my crack is "Wise" so I'll keep it covered. :)

WTFG!!!
<Takes out pen>
What firm?
I will be living just out of D.C. soon. :)

Viper
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Post by: Westy MOL on November 02, 2001, 08:36:00 AM: Big WTFG Nimitz!! Congradulations!! :)

Westy
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Post by: SKurj on November 02, 2001, 08:39:00 AM: <$> Nim, wtg!!

SKurj
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Post by: Dago on November 02, 2001, 08:40:00 AM: Congraduations.

But be aware, no longer will cars brake or even slow down as you cross the road. :)

Dago
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Post by: Rocket on November 02, 2001, 09:21:00 AM: WTFG Larry!

S!
Rocket
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Post by: lazs1 on November 02, 2001, 09:26:00 AM: I hate any type of certification exam, especially, ones with high failure rates. Congradulations.
lazs
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Post by: pugg666 on November 02, 2001, 09:44:00 AM: WTG Nim :D

now if your as good a lawyer as you are a pilot.....you'll do just fine :)

congrats :)

oh ya...

how do you stop a lawyer from drowning??

take your foot off his head :D
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Post by: aac on November 02, 2001, 09:50:00 AM: HURRAY HURRAY

I am so glad, that means he wont have as much time to BLOW ME OSUT OF THE SKY !!!!!!!

WTG larry
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Post by: Swager on November 02, 2001, 09:59:00 AM: Sir Nimitz! Congratulations!! :)

Now go out there and kick some arse!!! :)

On a Fraiser episode:

Fraiser: I was walking down the street and I passed a pet store and in the window I could see two snakes doing a mating dance.

Roz: If you ask me, celebrating a dance that brings more snakes into the world is like toasting a law school graduation.

:)

[ 11-02-2001: Message edited by: Swager ]
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Post by: Wlfgng on November 02, 2001, 10:02:00 AM: as long as you don't become an accident lawyer then CONGRATS !!!!

otherwise you're pond scum :)
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Post by: eskimo2 on November 02, 2001, 10:18:00 AM: WTG Larry!

Passed the Bar and ranked #1 overall in AH in the same month!
Wonder which one will go on the top of your resume?
Don't forget your "nice guy" roots.
Seriously, congratulations Larry, the Bar is a big deal.
A guy in Alaska failed it 13 times (last I heard).

Skuzzy, hat was about the funniest thing I have read all week.
<S> to you too.

eskimo
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Post by: Wanker on November 02, 2001, 10:39:00 AM: Yehaw, WTG Nimitz! <S>

Having passed on, the lawyer found himself with the devil in a room filled with clocks. Each clock turned at a different speed and was labeled with the name of a different occupation. After examining all the clocks, the lawyer turned to the devil and said, “I have two questions. First, why does each clock move at a different speed?”

“They turn at the rate at which that occupation sins on earth,” replied the devil. “What’s your second question?”

“Well,” said the lawyer. “I can’t seem to find my occupation. Where is the lawyers’ clock?”

Puzzled, the devil scanned the room. “Oh, yes!” he finally exclaimed. “We keep that clock in the workshop and use it for a fan.”
:D
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Post by: ET on November 02, 2001, 10:42:00 AM: Congatulations Nimitz
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Post by: Bluefish on November 02, 2001, 10:44:00 AM: Congrats, Nimitz, and welcome to the Dark Side!

I think you'll find the practice of law has a lot in common with AH: Always be aware of what's going on around you, fear those above you, prey on those beneath you, and never pass up the opportunity to shoot someone in the back.
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Post by: AKIron on November 02, 2001, 10:51:00 AM: WTG Larry!

My obligatory joke:

Hear about the plane that was hijacked on the way to a Lawyer's convention? The hijackers threatened to release one lawyer every hour until their demands were met. :p

Seriously, hard work always pays off and I'm sure it has and will for you.
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Post by: Zigrat on November 02, 2001, 10:52:00 AM: nice work :)
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Post by: AKSWulfe on November 02, 2001, 10:56:00 AM: Times like these, I hate killshooter.

You'll get no congratulations from me, you suck!
-SW
WTG Nim!
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Post by: aknimitz on November 02, 2001, 11:01:00 AM: Hehe - you guys are killin' me! :D Vati, that was hilarious :) Skuzzy you too - hell all of you! :p

My wife was equally appreciative ... actually, for those of you that dont know, MY WIFE PASSED THE BAR TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bring 'em on, I know that the hits are gonna come double time now :D

Thanks tho, now if I could only find a job!

Nim :eek:
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Post by: deSelys on November 02, 2001, 11:10:00 AM: A couple of lawyers :eek: ? Dangerous genes pool....
Btw..do you have the same lifestyle as the folks in Ally McBeal :D ?

Congrats to both of you! <S>

PS Condolences to all the cops from Washington DC ;)

[ 11-02-2001: Message edited by: deSelys ]
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Post by: AKSWulfe on November 02, 2001, 11:21:00 AM: The cops of DC don't have to worry about lawyers, they have to worry about themselves.

Bunch of incompetent bumpling maroons.EDIT: Forgot corrupt.
-SW

[ 11-02-2001: Message edited by: SWulfe ]
Title: I PASSED!!!!!!!!!
Post by: AKDejaVu on November 02, 2001, 11:38:00 AM: Quote
The cops of DC don't have to worry about lawyers, they have to worry about themselves.

Bunch of incompetent bumpling maroons.EDIT: Forgot corrupt.

Hehehe... rollo? any comments?

Rollo represents what I know about DC cops. If many are like him... this comment is way off base.

Lets stick to slamming lawyers. They truly deserve it ;)

AKDejaVu
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Post by: Wlfgng on November 02, 2001, 11:40:00 AM: omg.. what do you get when you cross two lawyers ?

Sued
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Post by: AKSWulfe on November 02, 2001, 11:40:00 AM: Rollo told me he was an investigator, and he in no way represents the majority of DC street cops.

Most of 'em are what I said, trust me, I lived here for 17 years and still work here.
-SW
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Post by: pugg666 on November 02, 2001, 11:43:00 AM: another one........

what's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer?

there are skid marks in front of the dog :D

<S> nim
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Post by: eskimo2 on November 02, 2001, 11:47:00 AM: The funniest thing yet was written by Larry/Nim himself:

"NO WISE CRACKS! LET ME ENJOY MY SUCCESS!"

Yea Right Larry, like you really thought we would leave you alone on this one!

:)

eskimo
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Post by: Dux on November 02, 2001, 12:00:00 PM: Lol, Nim will be the one trying to figure out how to get Roger Wilco working on WestLaw.com.

Congrats, man. I hear DC is a particularly hard bar to pass.

<S>
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Post by: aknimitz on November 02, 2001, 12:37:00 PM: Wasnt the DC bar, was the Texas bar, and it is the 3rd most difficult bar in the country behind California and Texas :)

Nim
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Post by: Nifty on November 02, 2001, 12:49:00 PM: WTG you blood sucking vampire! oh, that's too nice... blood sucking leech! there, much better! :D

<S!>

btw, how can the texas bar be behind the Cali and TEXAS bar??? ;) Texas so big that they have two bar exams? lol
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Post by: Busher on November 02, 2001, 12:57:00 PM: Congrats Nimitz <S> :)

I wonder if you my represent me in a Cause Of Action against this Larry Chap that constantly shoots my tail off ;)

Seriously though - WTFG!
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Post by: Mox on November 02, 2001, 02:04:00 PM: WTG Nimitz/Larry!

Now any comments I make to you on this board will have this at the end:

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Blah, Blah & Blah, L.L.P.

:)

[ 11-02-2001: Message edited by: Mox ]
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Post by: Gadfly on November 02, 2001, 02:15:00 PM: I passed a kidney stone once, is that similar?
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Post by: DRILL on November 02, 2001, 02:20:00 PM: CONGRATS ...THIS MEAN YOU BUYING THE BEER ?? :D
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Post by: aknimitz on November 02, 2001, 02:24:00 PM: LoL Gadfly! :D I'm sure it felt similar :D DRILL, you come to DC and I'll buy you a beer anytime :)

Nim
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Post by: StSanta on November 02, 2001, 10:30:00 PM: Nimitz, I'll ned your home address.

My beggar-list needs updating. I have an automatic system that reminds me who I am to send letters asking for money from. It set me back so much I have to ask you if you have a few dollars to spare, so I can feed my nine children and 6 wives.
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Post by: milnko on November 02, 2001, 11:22:00 PM: Congrats Larry!

Here's one...

A Lawyer walks into his favorite pub.

Lawyer: Man, I've had a terrible day.

Bartender: Gee, that's too bad, wanna hear a lawyer joke to cheer ya up?

Lawyer: HELL NO!! All I hear are lawyer jokes, day in and day out! I'm sick of them!

Bartender: Okay, then ya wanna hear something funny that has absolutely nothing to do with you?

Lawyer: Okay, sure.

Bartender: Your wife's pregnant.
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Post by: Thunder on November 03, 2001, 02:33:00 AM: Congratulations to the party of the first part from said wellwishing party of the second part! It sounds like there is another BAR exam you must take... bring a designated driver!

Salute,

Thunder
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Post by: Hajo on November 03, 2001, 07:11:00 AM: Nimitz WTG!!!!

I've been divorced 3 times......if I get into trouble again I'll be sure to look ya up :D
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Post by: Thorns on November 04, 2001, 11:31:00 AM: Congratulations!

"How do you like the new lawyer?", the Judge asked another Judge. "Fried", the Judge replied... :D
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Post by: Maverick on November 04, 2001, 01:50:00 PM: Nimitz,

Congrats on passing the bar. Now go out there and do something WORTHWHILE for the society. Perhaps become an advocate for aviation.... AOPA needs help to keep REAL flying going! :)

(http://www.13thtas.com/mav13sig.jpg)

PS. what do you call 500 lawyers buried up to their chins in sand???

A shortage of sand. :p