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Post by: Ripsnort on June 03, 2002, 08:25:50 AM: (http://home.earthlink.net/~ripsnort/Funny/bomb.jpg)
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Post by: straffo on June 03, 2002, 08:28:33 AM: Oups ....
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Post by: K West on June 03, 2002, 08:30:08 AM: Failed attempt at 2002 Darwin Award No. 1

Westy

(welcome back btw)
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Post by: Sikboy on June 03, 2002, 08:37:34 AM: Aim Higher

Or, since they have a new recruiting slogan:

Cross into Oblivion

-Sikboy
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Post by: Eagler on June 03, 2002, 08:52:32 AM: Good Catch! :)
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Post by: Mickey1992 on June 03, 2002, 09:13:00 AM: "Successful" is what the Pentagon is calling the latest test of its newish Anti-Forklift weapon. The target was hit but apparently the weapon failed to detonate. The Pentagon is calling the test successful because although the weapon did not detonate, the target was still disabled.
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Post by: Masherbrum on June 03, 2002, 09:16:37 AM: "I could've sworn I had enough speed to clear it! Can we move the rear wheels in 6 inches?"
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Post by: Skuzzy on June 03, 2002, 09:39:24 AM: Uh,..who moved the ramp?

Or

See what happens when ya over model sumthin!
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Post by: fdiron on June 03, 2002, 10:19:06 AM: Palestinian suicide bombers are advancing their technology at an alarming rate, though the transistion from camels to wheeled vehicles has proven to be a major obstacle.
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Post by: Bonden on June 03, 2002, 10:27:21 AM: "GOOD CATCH"

Oh my, Eagler - I laughed so hard I cried hahahahahaha

:)
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Post by: Otto on June 03, 2002, 10:55:56 AM: Remote Controled Land Attack Vehicle....
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Post by: AKDejaVu on June 03, 2002, 11:11:45 AM: "Joe's Discount Bomb Storage" lost their Government contract later that month.

BTW... anybody know what that thing is?

AKDejaVu
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Post by: Tac on June 03, 2002, 12:17:45 PM: Let me get you a Hard Lemonade...
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Post by: Kieran on June 03, 2002, 12:24:08 PM: Somebody must have edited out the brown stain on the seat...
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Post by: RightF00T on June 03, 2002, 01:27:36 PM: Driver: "Well uh, this is how we drive the GVs up inclines in AH! Duh"
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Post by: SirLoin on June 03, 2002, 02:18:13 PM: "Err..Why my Health & Safety Rep runnin' like that?.."
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Post by: Tracer-15 on June 03, 2002, 02:52:51 PM: "Anyone else hear that ticking sound?".........or Famous last words "I wonder what pressing this button will do?"
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Post by: Weave on June 03, 2002, 04:33:06 PM: Speaking as a supervisor of people which operate such equipment, I can give you several responses.

1. Driver: "I didn't know I was by a loading dock." or "I forgot it was there." or "A bee was buzzing around my face so I didn't see it (real one)." or "The sun was in my eyes." or "The damn thing went into forward all by itself." or "I thought I left it in neutral with the parking brake on (another real one)."

2. Safety Office: "You should have had gaurd rails up, and signage warning of the drop off."

3. My Management: "Take that person for a post-accident Urine Sample collection, then prepare appropiate corrective action. Make sure you include this on your scorecard because this was your fault in the long run."
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Post by: Tumor on June 04, 2002, 01:59:45 AM: Seriously.. What the heck is that thing?? Weave? (really, I "should" know). Looks like it's trying to be a canister but... it's aint unless I'm missing something. No nose fuze or a place to put it... I'm lost.
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Post by: midnight Target on June 04, 2002, 10:09:27 AM: Looks to me like somebody might have poto-shopped a bomb into the pic.
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Post by: AndyH on June 04, 2002, 10:53:36 AM: "The allies practicing carrier takeoff in fully laden F4U for Sunday TOD" :)
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Post by: events on June 05, 2002, 02:13:48 AM: Sure glad they canceled the "Crusader Program".

Events.
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Post by: Samm on June 05, 2002, 05:42:04 AM: Interception !
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Post by: funkedup on June 05, 2002, 07:07:33 AM: Lol Kieran beat me to it. :)