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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on June 03, 2002, 08:25:50 AM
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(http://home.earthlink.net/~ripsnort/Funny/bomb.jpg)
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Oups ....
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Failed attempt at 2002 Darwin Award No. 1
Westy
(welcome back btw)
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Aim Higher
Or, since they have a new recruiting slogan:
Cross into Oblivion
-Sikboy
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Good Catch! :)
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"Successful" is what the Pentagon is calling the latest test of its newish Anti-Forklift weapon. The target was hit but apparently the weapon failed to detonate. The Pentagon is calling the test successful because although the weapon did not detonate, the target was still disabled.
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"I could've sworn I had enough speed to clear it! Can we move the rear wheels in 6 inches?"
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Uh,..who moved the ramp?
Or
See what happens when ya over model sumthin!
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Palestinian suicide bombers are advancing their technology at an alarming rate, though the transistion from camels to wheeled vehicles has proven to be a major obstacle.
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"GOOD CATCH"
Oh my, Eagler - I laughed so hard I cried hahahahahaha
:)
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Remote Controled Land Attack Vehicle....
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"Joe's Discount Bomb Storage" lost their Government contract later that month.
BTW... anybody know what that thing is?
AKDejaVu
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Let me get you a Hard Lemonade...
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Somebody must have edited out the brown stain on the seat...
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Driver: "Well uh, this is how we drive the GVs up inclines in AH! Duh"
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"Err..Why my Health & Safety Rep runnin' like that?.."
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"Anyone else hear that ticking sound?".........or Famous last words "I wonder what pressing this button will do?"
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Speaking as a supervisor of people which operate such equipment, I can give you several responses.
1. Driver: "I didn't know I was by a loading dock." or "I forgot it was there." or "A bee was buzzing around my face so I didn't see it (real one)." or "The sun was in my eyes." or "The damn thing went into forward all by itself." or "I thought I left it in neutral with the parking brake on (another real one)."
2. Safety Office: "You should have had gaurd rails up, and signage warning of the drop off."
3. My Management: "Take that person for a post-accident Urine Sample collection, then prepare appropiate corrective action. Make sure you include this on your scorecard because this was your fault in the long run."
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Seriously.. What the heck is that thing?? Weave? (really, I "should" know). Looks like it's trying to be a canister but... it's aint unless I'm missing something. No nose fuze or a place to put it... I'm lost.
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Looks to me like somebody might have poto-shopped a bomb into the pic.
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"The allies practicing carrier takeoff in fully laden F4U for Sunday TOD" :)
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Sure glad they canceled the "Crusader Program".
Events.
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Interception !
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Lol Kieran beat me to it. :)