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Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Viper17 on June 04, 2002, 04:30:54 PM: As I was siting here a bag of Pepermint Lifesavers was siting on the table. Well my sisters cat walked over and started to snif at them. To make a long story short the cat is buzzed and is eating paper. I wondered if Pepermint is a drug to cats. Hmm my sisters cat is roaling all over the ground and screaming like she's in heat. But she is spayed. HELP
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Hangtime on June 04, 2002, 05:00:43 PM: Help?

you need help screwin yer sisters cat????

Help I can't give... advice, yes; that I have.

...get the cat declawed, too.

...first!
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: AKDejaVu on June 04, 2002, 05:03:19 PM: Those scars still haven't healed hangtime?
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Hangtime on June 04, 2002, 05:10:43 PM: I haven't been declawed.

:D
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: funkedup on June 04, 2002, 05:12:23 PM: Mint effects them just like catnip. It's like kitty-crack. Hence the rolling around in ecstasy bit.
The eating paper stuff is not abnormal.
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Thrawn on June 04, 2002, 05:23:14 PM: Quick!!! Kill it!!
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Animal on June 04, 2002, 05:29:13 PM: Bestiality runs rampant among AH players...
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: midnight Target on June 04, 2002, 05:31:19 PM: I say we feed peppermint to the cats then throw them to the horny dolphins!!
:cool:
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Russian on June 04, 2002, 05:35:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
I say we feed peppermint to the cats then throw them to the horny dolphins!!
:cool:

ROFLOL

:D :D :)
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Viper17 on June 04, 2002, 07:31:18 PM: Now the cat has come down off her high. now she has colaped in the middle of the table. Hehehe she got stoned. Dumb kitty.
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Thrawn on June 04, 2002, 07:42:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Viper17
Now the cat has come down off her high. now she has colaped in the middle of the table. Hehehe she got stoned. Dumb kitty.

Quick!! Step on it while it's stoned!!
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Ripsnort on June 04, 2002, 07:46:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
I say we feed peppermint to the cats then throw them to the horny dolphins!!
:cool:

Always thinking Tahgut! ;)
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Thrawn on June 04, 2002, 07:54:45 PM: Nevernmind, I took matters into my own hands and hopefully killed it...it was a kitten right?:eek:
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Elfenwolf on June 04, 2002, 09:45:21 PM: Thrawn, that's sick.
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Hangtime on June 05, 2002, 12:54:43 AM: funny you should mention dolphins.

wuz flyin just this evening with sling, sally and osage when we notice osage was keying the mike silently... but every time he did; the dogs downstairs went nuttz..

sally explained it.. it was osage farting on his open mic... he remarked "only dogs and dolphins can hear his farts.."

..but that's another story; wouldn't wanna drag this jewel off topic.
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Bonden on June 05, 2002, 06:02:56 AM: Hummmm, gonna hafta get some peppermint lifesavers :D
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Nifty on June 05, 2002, 06:20:23 AM: hmm, wonder if wintergreen altoids will do it... will report back!

how's it hangin', Hangtime? letting the furballs shower with you still? :D
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Hangtime on June 05, 2002, 08:59:11 AM: lol nifty!

i decided to spring for a tub enlosure with sliding glass doors.

...just in case.

;)
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Kanth on June 05, 2002, 10:00:38 AM: Flexall 454 will do it.

If you have sore muscles stick to icyhot or something.

my sweet little furry loveable large cat started stalking me and actually came up behind me and sunk all his claws into my back
while I was watching tv.

I yelled at him but he totally was looking at me like he didn't know me and just kept on coming.

I had to fend him off and wash it off before he clawed the hell outta me.

It's freaky when a cat you've known for several years (all his cuddly life) suddenly turns and attacks you like you're the enemy.

DmdKanth
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Hangtime on June 05, 2002, 10:53:50 AM: Quote
It's freaky when a cat you've known for several years (all his cuddly life) suddenly turns and attacks you like you're the enemy.

Not all that diffrent from dealing with yer wife, enh??

;)
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Kanth on June 05, 2002, 01:18:03 PM: Ya, huh huh, my wife is just like that...

;)

DmdKanth

Quote
Originally posted by Hangtime

Not all that diffrent from dealing with yer wife, enh??

;)
Title: Cats and Pepermint Lifesavers
Post by: Viper17 on June 05, 2002, 03:08:53 PM: Blistex works to. Allso the Pepermit altoids work allso. Just tested stuff on all four cats. Should make for a good sciance project. Oh and there all Grown ups. They wont die if you M*****bate. Sorry.