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Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: funkedup on June 07, 2002, 01:30:54 AM
"Cougar Fanboy Forum"
Where Cougar owners can unite to worship at the base of their mighty metal phal...AHEM peripherals.
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: Pongo on June 07, 2002, 10:25:16 AM
Will it explain to me there how to get rid of nose bounce?
If so Im all for it..
hell Id even participate in your "Cougar Envy" forum if it had an idiot proof guide to getting rid of nose bounce..
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: funkedup on June 07, 2002, 11:23:49 AM
Read my reply to Zigrat in HW forum.
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: AKDejaVu on June 07, 2002, 11:36:12 AM
If we had a cougar forum... all the cool people could hang out and talk about all sorts of cool stuff.

We could also have a CH forum, where a bunch of losers could collect to talk about how they wish they could get a date.

AKDejaVu
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 07, 2002, 11:40:03 AM
Only insecure guys would need a $300 joystick.
-SW
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: milnko on June 07, 2002, 11:40:53 AM
Quote
Originally posted by AKDejaVu
If we had a cougar forum... all the cool people could hang out and talk about all sorts of cool stuff.

We could also have a CH forum, where a bunch of losers could collect to talk about how they wish they could get a date.

AKDejaVu


ROTFLMAO!

Hey Funkedup, sounds like ya got a case of "joystick" envy.

BTW I really like my Cougar 'cuz it is really long, thick at the base, and I know how to use it. :D
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: AKDejaVu on June 07, 2002, 11:43:02 AM
Quote
Originally posted by AKSWulfe
Only insecure guys would need a $300 joystick.
-SW
Had a date lately wulfie?

AKDejaVu
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 07, 2002, 11:47:02 AM
Date?! Is that where you spend money on women to get them in the sack?

If so, no.. a cheap bottle of booze does a lot more for chicks than spending money on 'em (atleast they think so until the booze wears off :-)

But you're still insecure. My $99 joystick, while falling apart, decrepid(sp?) and limp can still get the job done when it's required.

I laugh at you all!
:)
-SW
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: Flossy on June 07, 2002, 11:57:18 AM
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Originally posted by AKSWulfe
Only insecure guys would need a $300 joystick.
Insecure?  Hmm, nothing insecure about Zeb - my husband - who has one.... and he got me one too....  :D  (and they cost a bit more than $300 - £250 is more like $400!)
Title: Re: New Forum Idea
Post by: Flossy on June 07, 2002, 11:59:56 AM
Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
"Cougar Fanboy Forum"
Where Cougar owners can unite to worship at the base of their mighty metal phal...AHEM peripherals.
Not everyone with a Cougar is a "boy" and I certainly don't think of it as some kind of symbol.... though it does keep my right arm exercised!  ;)
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: Revvin on June 07, 2002, 12:00:59 PM
Hey don't be too downhearted you CH users, I'm sure there's a support group for limp wristed slack jawed yokels around somewhere ;)
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: SlapShot on June 07, 2002, 12:24:07 PM
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Originally posted by funkedup
Read my reply to Zigrat in HW forum.


funkedup ...

Can you supply a screen shot of what your sliders look like ?
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: Animal on June 07, 2002, 01:35:19 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
Will it explain to me there how to get rid of nose bounce?
If so Im all for it..
hell Id even participate in your "Cougar Envy" forum if it had an idiot proof guide to getting rid of nose bounce..


Get strong
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: Animal on June 07, 2002, 01:37:49 PM
Quote
Originally posted by AKSWulfe
Date?! Is that where you spend money on women to get them in the sack?

If so, no.. a cheap bottle of booze does a lot more for chicks than spending money on 'em (atleast they think so until the booze wears off :-)

But you're still insecure. My $99 joystick, while falling apart, decrepid(sp?) and limp can still get the job done when it's required.

I laugh at you all!
:)
-SW


Wise words my friend. I gave up on dating a while ago; now the plan consists of going to places, get random chick drunk (make sure its a woman!!!) and you saved yourself a lot of cash and a lot of chit-chat to make yourself look like the perfect man. Gosh I hate dates.

Anyways, I still want a Cougar, cause it looks cool and its made of metal.
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: funkedup on June 07, 2002, 01:40:53 PM
Slapshot I will post some slider information tonight.

Flossy sorry for my sexist forum name.  We'll change it to Cougar Freak Forum or Perverted Metal Wee-Wee Lover's Forum.  :)
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: SunKing on June 07, 2002, 01:44:13 PM
Sounds Like the Cougar guys are jealous because our Ch Product sticks,throttle,pedals work properly and as expected. We don't need a forum to beg each other on how to make our $300 grossly overpiced sticks work. But at least you get to brag that  you bought something that expensive in an attempt to justify it.
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: Animal on June 07, 2002, 01:51:49 PM
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Originally posted by SunKing
Sounds Like the Cougar guys are jealous because our Ch Product sticks,throttle,pedals work properly and as expected. We don't need a forum to beg each other on how to make our $300 grossly overpiced sticks work. But at least you get to brag that  you bought something that expensive in an attempt to justify it.



Looks like someone is taking a conversation about joysticks a lil' too personal.
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: SunKing on June 07, 2002, 02:05:56 PM
I new that was coming, but then again hasn't the Cougar vs CH debate always been about that
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: Pei on June 07, 2002, 02:45:00 PM
I dunno, I think the cougar posts will die down soon enough.

On the other hand I think we should have a forum called
"Q & A with Mike "Funked" Waltz".
It would be reserved for double entendres involving polish sausage and general tard baiting :).
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: funkedup on June 07, 2002, 03:00:13 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMM SAUSAGE!!!!
Must have... KABANOSY!!!!

Actually we have this forum already.  Feel free to come bug me HERE. (http://forums.targetware.net/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Q+|AMP|+A+with+Mike+|APO|Funked|APO|+Waltz&number=14)  :)
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: Flossy on June 07, 2002, 04:46:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
Flossy sorry for my sexist forum name.  We'll change it to Cougar Freak Forum or Perverted Metal Wee-Wee Lover's Forum.  :)
LOL!  yeah, right!  ;)
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: Flossy on June 07, 2002, 04:50:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SunKing
Sounds Like the Cougar guys are jealous because our Ch Product sticks,throttle,pedals work properly and as expected.
Why would I be jealous?  I had such a system myself until I got the Cougar - problem was, if I wanted to reprogram it, I had to reboot to a separate partition with Windows 98 on it so that I could run Speedkeys!  When I got the chance of a Cougar, I therefore jumped at it....  :D
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: bongo on June 07, 2002, 05:08:59 PM
To get rid of nose bounce. I put f22 springs in,also in axis shaping,i set everything to zero.then i did   the pitch scaling sliders in AH. Make them look like an exponential curve. and i have no bounce. This work for me. Also i have Arthritis in my wrists the couger springs are way stronger the the f22's:)
PS I also set my y and rudder axis's to zero also.
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: -ammo- on June 07, 2002, 05:14:00 PM
I want a cougar, beats using my old combatstick and keyboard:) Thinking of renting out my children as cheap labor to get it.
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: SOB on June 07, 2002, 06:42:41 PM
10 FDB points for Funked for a great thread.  That'll buy you half a warm beer, or 20 trips to the cloak room with Animal.  Enjoy!  :D


SOB
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: Mushkin1uk on June 07, 2002, 07:16:01 PM
sorry cant all aford it, must be a c*&t
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: Morgoth on June 07, 2002, 08:07:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Pei
I dunno, I think the cougar posts will die down soon enough.


Perhaps a "Worn Out Springs" forum in 6-8 months? :D
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: Makofan on June 07, 2002, 08:43:04 PM
How about a Spitfire Forum?

mkofan
308 (Polish) RAF
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: funkedup on June 07, 2002, 09:46:32 PM
SOB, Animal is not tight enough for me.  :(
Can I have the password to the FDB porn link database errr I mean the FDB forum?
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: Gixer on June 08, 2002, 05:02:26 PM
One of the things I enjoy about the MA is that  I might be shooting down someone with an expensive HOTAS setup in his home built cockpit. While I'm still using my old MS twist stick.

Reminds me of what an experienced racer told me once. " A good rider will beat a candyarse on anything "  So true.


...-Gixer
Title: New Forum Idea
Post by: SOB on June 09, 2002, 01:59:36 AM
HOTAS is definitely for your own enjoyment.  I saw Pyro take pile-it after pile-it to school in a Zeke, using nothing but a Flightstick Pro in one hand and a keyboard in the other.  Of course, that was back in that other sim, and before he got old and soft!  :p


SOB