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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: funkedup on December 19, 2001, 09:54:00 PM
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10 MILES SOUTHEAST OF HOKKAIDO
Oh wait that's Godzilla.
Lance glad to see you around here again. I hope you are flying with those ugly chicken eating freaks you call squaddies.
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Who the heck is Gordo?
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I think hes talking about Lance
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Oh, I see. Now who the fark is Lance? Sounds like a good name for a queer sailor to me...is he in the Knit's Navy?
SOB
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That fat guy in a skirt? Thought he looked familiar. Should have known by the stains.
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Stains? Yah mean SOB still has his legs inna box?
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Kinda makes you wish someone had poked your eyes out with sharp, pointy sticks at some point in the past, don't it?
Heh, thanks, Funked, glad to be back.
Now go whine about 'dar somewhere, you sappy wuss! :D
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Save the Sheep Save the Sheep!
S!
Rocket
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Whappen Gordo? You finally break the pinball machine?
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Holy toejame...now this Gordo/Lance Fek is beating up on my pinball machine?!?
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Welcome back Gordo.
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Gordo! Glad to see you. Slap fatty around for us.
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Originally posted by hblair:
Gordo! Glad to see you. Slap fatty around for us.
He's a big enough dude to make Fatty his squeak for a night! ;)
Hiya Gordo!
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No, I had to take a break for awhile to reprioritize my life. I started buckling down in my work, going above and beyond the bare minimum to skate by. I quit drinking and quit looking for exploitable college coeds for cheap sex devoid of emotion. I started contemplating the meaning of life and what I had accomplished in my time on this planet to make the world a better place.
Then one day I was struck by a profound and startling realization. It must have been as Einstein felt when he discovered gravity. I had realized that I had somehow lost my way and tumbled headlong into that black abyss of maturity.
It has been a struggle since then. I won't lie, there have been times that I have felt like just giving up and letting my misspent youth slip away, but with the help of the other FDB's, I've managed to somewhat resume a shallow and meaningless existance. Their inspirational words of "Shut the diddly up, you whiny squeak", "Buy another shot and a table dance and you'll feel better" and "Dude, if you kill yourself, can I have your HOTAS?" have helped to keep me on track when I otherwise might have wavered.
<S> FDB's! (http://192.41.19.35/fmj/pukes.wav)
EDIT: Heya Milenko, HB, Rip ;)
[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: Lance ]
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That post.. it reminds me of something..
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Originally posted by Lance:
<SNIP> Their inspirational words of "Shut the diddly up, you whiny squeak", "Buy another shot and a table dance and you'll feel better" and "Dude, if you kill yourself, can I have your HOTAS?" have helped to keep me on track when I otherwise might have wavered. <SNIP>
LOL, makes ya wanna stick around just to make life miserable for those near ya, don't it?
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Still cracks me up everytime!
Originally posted by SOB:
The International Gordo School of Picking Up Chicks...
(http://www.matthoffman.cc/bb/gordo&yankee.jpg)
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ROTFLOL!!!!! Hehehee Miko!