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Title: Candy Gram for Mongo!
Post by: K West on June 11, 2002, 11:46:21 AM: aka new NEWS!

Westy

*posted just for Creamo ;)
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Post by: Creamo on June 11, 2002, 11:59:28 AM: If it wasn’t a Rush reference, you would be BBS flogged.

That's "Anagram (for Mongo)" though.
Title: Its not a Rush reference
Post by: Munkii on June 11, 2002, 12:28:46 PM: Haven't you ever seen Blazin Saddle's? One of the best Mel Brookes has to offer IMHO.
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Post by: Mickey1992 on June 11, 2002, 12:30:09 PM: Well, it is a Rush reference, except that Rush referenced Blazing Saddles. :D
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Post by: AKDejaVu on June 11, 2002, 12:32:50 PM: Creamo wouldn't like Mongo.. Mongo's straight.
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Post by: AvidMC on June 11, 2002, 01:05:50 PM: But....Mongo like Sheriff Bart :D :D :D

Avid
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Post by: AKDejaVu on June 11, 2002, 01:19:29 PM: Mongo have deep feelings for Sheriff Bart... but Mongo straight
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Post by: AKDejaVu on June 11, 2002, 01:20:25 PM: Mongo only pawn in great chess game of life.
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Post by: K West on June 11, 2002, 01:33:35 PM: Sounds indecisive. Let's hear what Gabby Johnson has to say!

Exactly!

;)
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Post by: Wanker on June 11, 2002, 01:37:28 PM: AKDejaVu Johnson is RIGHT!

Rerah!
Title: ???
Post by: RUSH on June 11, 2002, 01:48:04 PM: Did someone say my name?
Title: That's Hedley...
Post by: crowMAW on June 11, 2002, 01:49:32 PM: Oooo...this thread has my mind aglow with whirling transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
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Post by: AKDejaVu on June 11, 2002, 01:51:48 PM: CrowMaw... sometimes you use your mouth better than a 2 dollar potato.
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Post by: funkedup on June 11, 2002, 01:56:23 PM: Creamo put down the bong, pull your pants up, take off the headphones, and join the real world. It's not a Rush reference. It's a Blazing Saddles reference. Now go play D&D or Magic the Gathering or something.
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Post by: Ripsnort on June 11, 2002, 02:01:19 PM: Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
Creamo put down the bong, pull your pants up, take off the headphones, and join the real world. It's not a Rush reference. It's a Blazing Saddles reference. Now go play D&D or Magic the Gathering or something.

LOL, it sounded like an Estes rocket going right over his head...our little Cream-o-tardlette. :)
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Post by: Taggart on June 11, 2002, 02:06:40 PM: What in the wide, wide world of sports is a- goin' on here?

Perk points? We don't need no stink'n perk points!

An a- nutha thing. If HitechCreashuns don't release no one dot one-oh within a week, why we'll kill the first born male child in every household!
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Post by: SOB on June 11, 2002, 02:10:18 PM: it's terrible...
women and children stampeded...
cattle raped!

Yep, sounds like Aces High folk! :D

SOB

PS...Too Jewish, Taggart!
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Post by: crowMAW on June 11, 2002, 02:32:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKDejaVu
CrowMaw... sometimes you use your mouth better than a 2 dollar potato.

Careful or some one is going to work up a No. 6 on ya...

You know, that's where we go a riding into town a whomping and a whooping every living thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the womenfolks, of course. We rape the sh** out of them at the No. 6 dance later on.
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Post by: Don on June 11, 2002, 02:46:03 PM: >>If it wasn’t a Rush reference, you would be BBS flogged. <<

Creamo:
The correct response should have been: "Me Mongo" ;)
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Post by: Don on June 11, 2002, 02:48:04 PM: >>Oooo...this thread has my mind aglow with whirling transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.<<

Huh?
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Post by: NUTTZ on June 11, 2002, 02:55:48 PM: Mongo's Not here.... "Now somebodies gotta go back and get a sheetload of dimes!!!!"

NUTTZ
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Post by: crowMAW on June 11, 2002, 02:56:39 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Don
>>Oooo...this thread has my mind aglow with whirling transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.<<

Huh?

Go rent the movie...
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Post by: Superfly on June 11, 2002, 03:31:17 PM: Gabby sez... (http://www.hitechcreations.com/superfly/gibberish.wav)

:D
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Post by: Wanker on June 11, 2002, 03:38:53 PM: (Gasp) It's twue, it's twue!"
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Post by: Gryffin on June 11, 2002, 08:01:16 PM: http://www.moviequotes.com/repository.cgi?pg=3&tt=59730
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Post by: Black Sheep on June 11, 2002, 08:13:21 PM: Harumph! Harumph!
I didn't get a harumph from that guy!
Give the governor a harumph!
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Post by: Raubvogel on June 11, 2002, 09:02:54 PM: Excuse me while I whip this out.
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Post by: Blue Mako on June 11, 2002, 09:51:02 PM: "I am not a wabbit!"
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Post by: easymo on June 12, 2002, 12:36:50 AM: >>Oooo...this thread has my mind aglow with whirling transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.<<

Ditto.
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Post by: crowMAW on June 12, 2002, 06:08:59 AM: Quote
Originally posted by easymo
[BDitto. [/B]

Ditto? DITTO...you provential putz. ;)
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Post by: Taggart on June 12, 2002, 07:41:40 AM: "Putz" ? You must be from Neeew YoRk City. Round here we just call em Kansas City studmuffingots.
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Post by: Wanker on June 12, 2002, 08:41:57 AM: "Hey boys!"

"Where are the white women?"
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Post by: Morgoth on June 12, 2002, 08:54:45 AM: Quote
We, the white, god-fearing citizens of Rock Ridge wish to express our extreme displeasure with your choice of sheriff. Please remove him immediately. The fact that you have sent him here just goes to prove that you are the leading amazinhunk in the state.

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Lili: Would you care for another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili: Well then, uh, how about a little, uh ... (she whispers in his ear)
Bart: Baby please. I am not from Havana. Excuse me honey. Besides, I'm late for work. I've got some heavy chores to do.
Lili: Will I, will I see you later?
Bart; Well, it all depends on how much Vitamin E I can get my hands on.

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Oh Lord! Do we have the strength to carry on this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?
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Post by: AKDejaVu on June 12, 2002, 09:03:51 AM: Quote
Originally posted by banana
"Hey boys!"

"Where are the white women?"
Dammit you banana...

"Hey boys... look what I found"
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Post by: crowMAW on June 12, 2002, 09:39:50 AM: Quote
Originally posted by AKDejaVu
Dammit you banana...

"Hey boys... look what I found"

"Where the white women at?!"

Really banana...
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Post by: Wanker on June 12, 2002, 09:55:31 AM: HEDLEY LAMARR: Qualifications?
SHERIFF BART: Stampeding cattle.
HEDLEY LAMARR: That's not much of a crime.
SHERIFF BART: Through the Vatican?
HEDLEY LAMARR: Kinky.
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Post by: weaselsan on June 12, 2002, 10:03:59 AM: I think Clyd had more talent.(http://www.e-studley.iwarp.com/images/clyd.jpg)
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Post by: Corwin on June 12, 2002, 01:21:14 PM: The correct quote is:
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Post by: Don on June 12, 2002, 01:42:37 PM: >>Go rent the movie...<<

Oh sweet mystery of life I'm glad I've found you!!!

...Really, after having seen it 8 times, one would think I'd remember every line but, not so. But after 8 times, I'll wait til it comes on TV again ;)
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Post by: texace on June 12, 2002, 02:44:41 PM: Actually...it's:

Jim (Waco Kid): Oh, boys!
*KKK turn and look*
Jim: Look what I got here!
*Pulls Bart from behind the rock*
Bart: Hey, where all da white women at?

I love that line...

gabby Johnson is great to.

Gabby: The sheriff is a ni-
*BONG*
Man: What'd he say?
Man2: he said the sheriff is near!
Gabby: *mumbling* No, Golly-geenit...

hehe

Woman: Hey, it's Heady Lamar!
Headly: Headly!
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Post by: K West on June 12, 2002, 03:37:14 PM: lol. Most enjoyable thread. And special thanks for the wav file Superfly :)

Now if we could only convince HTC to toss the sheep and add a white, sharp-horned, brahma ox with a red YES on thier left flank, and a red NO on the right to AH ;)

Westy
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Post by: crowMAW on June 12, 2002, 03:53:58 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Don
Oh sweet mystery of life I'm glad I've found you!!!

No...no. Wrong Mel Brooks movie. That's from Young Frankenstien (that's Fron-keen-shteen).

What knockers!!

Of course one of the best Brooks movies is the Silent Movie. It cracked me up when

Mel says:

And then Marty Feldman says:

And Dom Delouise quipes back:

HAHAHAHHAHAHA...Oh, what a hoot.
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Post by: AvidMC on June 12, 2002, 04:44:16 PM: Abby someone.....Abby Normal

Avid
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Post by: Gatr on June 12, 2002, 06:37:34 PM: PUT THE CANDLE BECK !!!!!!