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Post by: Sandman on June 13, 2002, 01:17:06 AM

(http://www.captionmachine.com/photos/76.jpg)

Title: Caption This (13JUN02)
Post by: -dead- on June 13, 2002, 01:25:46 AM

The real reason Bush won't ratify the Kyoto Climate Treaty?

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Post by: easymo on June 13, 2002, 02:22:03 AM

The REAL reason for global warming.

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Post by: fdiron on June 13, 2002, 02:26:29 AM

Poop jets on full afterburner

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Post by: SirLoin on June 13, 2002, 04:41:59 AM

Two aircraft mechanics at Toronto Airport are sitting around during a very slow night.

One says to the other "You know Ned,I heard that if you mix Jet fuel with vodka,you can get a really wicked buzz".

"No!!!..Really?.." says Ted.

"Yeah...I hear not only is it a wicked buzz,but there's absolutely no hangover as well" says Ned.

"Well,I gotta try some then!!!" says Ted.

"Me too!..Yuk yuk!"

So Ned and Ted manage to sneak past security a couple of litres of "Jet A" in their thermos's,go home and get completely smashed.



Next day the phone rings at Ned's house.

"Ned,you drink that av gas last night?"

"Yeah!..And you were right!..What a buzz!!!..And no headache whatsoever!!"

"Ned....Have you farted yet?"

"Uh,no..Why!" Ned replies.

"Cause I'm calling from SAN FRANCISCO BAY!!!"

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Post by: Curval on June 13, 2002, 07:35:51 AM

Aliens perform a second anal probe...the first having been done to a cartoon character named "Cartman".

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Post by: Hangtime on June 13, 2002, 08:35:24 AM

"whoa... call me 'flash' and gimmie a skateboard."

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Post by: Ripsnort on June 13, 2002, 08:47:12 AM

How I REALLY got my name...