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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Torque on July 08, 2000, 04:14:00 PM
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Sorry but fell upon this and just had to post it here, I know I'm in fer some slapp'n around by my American friends after this. Be gentle eh...
In a train car compartment, there were a Canadian, an American, a
spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking
fat lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train happens
to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of
a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the American has
a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That American son of a squeak wanted to
touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat
lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."
The fat lady thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands
on the blonde and she smacked him".
The American thought - "That bastard Canadian put his hand on
that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Canadian thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon,
so I can smack that stupid American again".
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LOL!! Give 'em hell Torque -- I'll hide behind your F4u (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Hehehe that's the way to go Torque!!!
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) i smell WW3 starting...
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(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) good one!
'Nexx'
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Hehe ... I like it
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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FLASH: American companies pull out of Canada, country faces bankrupt situation, news at 11
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Originally posted by BigJim:
FLASH: American companies pull out of Canada, country faces bankrupt situation, news at 11
To be more accurate its like this:
Americain Companies pull out of the US and head to Mexico.
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Muahaha... I like it (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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The Canadians really screwed up. They could have had American technology, British culture and French food. They ended up with American culture British food and French technology. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
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Actually its British humour, French sepratists and American woman.....
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Here in Florida we have a saying.Happiness is 1000 New Yorkers going home with a Canadian under each arm. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
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A Canadian friend of mine said that most Canadians are gleefull and friendly.
So friendly in fact that they rarely leave thier buddy's "BEHIND".
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Heheh I like this thread so far...
As a Texan I find it quit funny.
Why dont we setup a little compitition.
Yanks(anybody that lives north of Texas) vrs the Cunooks?
Whad a ya think?
LLB OUT!!!!!
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So if I read this joke right, there's a spectacular looking blonde on board but the Cannuck only notices the American. Hmmmmm..
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Originally posted by ra:
So if I read this joke right, there's a spectacular looking blonde on board but the Cannuck only notices the American. Hmmmmm..
LOL.
Maybe he wants to play tonsil hockey.
XX
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hi all:
remember the war of 1812, you Yanks sure you want to get wooped again.
wolf37
C.O.
THUNDER BIRDS
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What's all this aboot? Take off, eh.
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Originally posted by wolf37:
hi all:
remember the war of 1812, you Yanks sure you want to get wooped again.
wolf37
C.O.
THUNDER BIRDS
Us Yanks know Canadians hate us.
( as seen by the fact that the main things Canada has exported to us is William Shatner and Michael J. Fox ) (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)
We know Canadians only pretend to like us so we'll let em go to Atlantic City. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
But ya gotta know Canada just isn't considered a tough country, in fact we could send our Salvation Army up to kick your arses, then we'd force you to take Shatner and Fox back. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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You mean all those troops were NOT Brits but Canadian's in 1812 LOL, the only good thing they did was burn down the white house (hmm maybe it WAS Canadian's).
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This reminds me of finn - swede arquing (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
(except that swedes doesnt have guts to fight (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif))
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Canada reminds me of the horny old lady who lives upstairs. You know it's up there, but who cares?
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Jus' cause yer paranoid don't mean I ain't out ta getcha.
GronK
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...funny, I feel like the states are crack dealers who operate out of a decrepit house down the street...we close our blinds and hope they just go away before they destroy the neighborhood...