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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: 28sweep on June 21, 2002, 02:37:32 PM
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So I'm watching T.V. and I am seeing another anti-U.S. protest in some European country again.These America "Haters" seem to be everywhere now-even here. So now its time to "take off the gloves" and tell it like it is. 9-11 is Europe's fault (also the crises in India-Pakistan)!!! It's not our fault…we are just the target by default…here's why:
1) Terrorism is fueled by poverty and illiteracy-Period. No other causes. None. Islam has nothing to do w/ it…just a coincidence. The legacy of European Colonialism has created poverty in the Middle East and Near East (Pakistan, India, Bangladesh) etc. The arbitrary borders the European powers "drew-up" has created many "artificial rivalries" that has fueled war after war in these regions. Millions have been killed in India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Iran, Iraq etc. etc. because of these wars. The legacy of Colonialism created and still perpetuates the tyrannical governments that exploit and murder their own people. I haven't even mentioned the direct exploitation of these people. Just take a visit to a major museum in London or Paris and look at the treasures on display from Egypt, India Iraq etc. Who can even begin quantify the resources, money, and treasures stolen? Add to that a nice helping of pure humiliation and you've got quite a power keg. Thanks for that Europe.
2) There would be no Jewish State and therefore no Palestinian crisis if there was no WWII. The world never would have rallied behind the Jews if it wasn't for the holocaust. Thanks Germany for that one. Oh I forgot-WWII is a direct result of WWI and the Treaty of Versaille. So maybe we can blame France and England a little bit too?
Take 1+2 and you got it. So I say to all Americans stand up and be proud. We have done nothing to deserve this. Stop blaming Islam too. I am also calling out the Europeans. Take your share of the blame for once and help to clean up the mess you created. Hell, we helped save you from you're-selves twice already (WWI, WWII). Do we have to save the Middle East and Near East too? How many Americans are going to have to die in this century to right Europe's wrongs again?
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I'm a bit confused, are you stated that the U.S., it's actions and policies had nothing to do with the reasoning behind the attack?
*disclaimer*
please don't take this as criticism of what you've said, I see how a lot of these politically charged threads end up and I'm trying to avoid that, it's an honest question. I just want to make sure I completely understand your point of view.
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Originally posted by 28sweep
So I'm watching T.V. and I am seeing another anti-U.S. protest in some European country again.These America "Haters" seem to be everywhere now-even here. So now its time to "take off the gloves" and tell it like it is. 9-11 is Europe's fault (also the crises in India-Pakistan)
LOL...that made my day. You're tongue in cheek, are you?...I will assume you are. :). The alternative is not really good for you ;)
in any case, we europeans are innocent...if you have to blame someone...
Blame canada!!!! Blame canada!!!!!
:D
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LOL - sure we europeans are responsible for all this mess:
It was the european Alexander the Great who wanted to conquer the world and became a example for all the want-to-be-a-world-conquerers after him.
It were the european knights and the european pope who started the crusades.
It was an european who treid to find a way to India and instead found america.
It was an european captain who was responsible for the sinking of the Titanic.
Another european was responsible for the invention of nuclear weapons.
Wew - we europeans are really bad....
ROTFL
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it makes as much sense as blaming the US for the worlds woes
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Originally posted by Eagler
it makes as much sense as blaming the US for the worlds woes
dont you have minoritary groups of idiots in USA, Eagler?. In europe they do exist.
You do have groups of people in america who are idiots and they act as amazinhunks. Just (luckily) they are not many, nor too numerous....
Then tell me now....am I supposed to focus in everything they say or do?; should I give them enough credit as to take them seriously on what they say or preach?.
No. I disregard them as what they are. A group of stupid ar$eholes worth little attention and no trust.
Just as you should do with their european counterparts.
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It's holland who sold "Nieuw Amsterdam"
these days called New York
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Originally posted by BUG_EAF322
It's holland who sold "Nieuw Amsterdam"
these days called New York
Come on ,bug...you sold that city to the BRITISH!!
So I'd say is a good reason for them to be pissed at you!!! :p
:D
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I might point out here that, since the USA (as we think of it) began as an English colony... The USA is Europe's fault... England's in particular. :p
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Don't be silly .....Its the Nation of Islam!
Columbus discovers America........ funded by Spain......... only because the Moors had been recently booted and there was money to burn. So if the Moors (Islam) had just hung around none of this would have happened! See! They have been after us for centuries!!
:eek:
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Its Canada's fault. They are such a worthless target, the ragheads had to do us.
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Well Europe could just roll back colonialism, ... draw a border around the whole mess, call it Persia and let them do whatever it was they were doing before Alex kicked their prettythang the first time. :D
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You know, I'm begining to suspect we need to rethink that whole "Leaving Olduvai Gorge and Africa in general" idea. All these problems pretty much can be traced back to that one.
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Originally posted by MrBill
Well Europe could just roll back colonialism, ... draw a border around the whole mess, call it Persia and let them do whatever it was they were doing before Alex kicked their prettythang the first time. :D
Hummmmmmmmm in fact they used to burn greek cities at that time ;)
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Originally posted by MrBill
Well Europe could just roll back colonialism, ... draw a border around the whole mess, call it Persia and let them do whatever it was they were doing before Alex kicked their prettythang the first time. :D
Never underestimate the persians/iranians - they survived Alexander and the arab conquest and still exist after 2500 years of the first formation of their land under Cyrus the Great.
They even avoided to be assimiliated by other races or cultures - like the greeks/macedones or romans or the semite arabs - so the Land of the Arians (thats the translation of "Iran") still exists today.
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US "Haters" ...
28sweep...
do you know how big difference there is between hate and protests?
Do you even know what protests are about?
Excuse me, but I don't remember them yelling "Death to USA".
US international politics just sucks since Bush Jr. ok?
Does that make me anti-US and US hater?
Geez, grow up so you don't have to make such radical conclusions of every "I don't like" statement.
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Babek,
I'll excuse you Europeans for the Crusades as I'm pretty sure it drove the Arabs' out of Spain and to the east after 300 yrs rule (or something like that) in that region. But I can never forgive Europeans for the Titanic...which ended up being made into a movie which I've endured watching more times than I can count.
;)
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The point of it is that the US is starting to look at Europe as backstabbers. It's true. We do all the work and you hate us (We're a bunch of foolish cowboys with no manners and less intelligence). We DON'T do all the work like you asked us not to....and you still hate us (We're all a bunch of fat, selfhish people only interested in ourselves).
We're just one little diddlyed puppy either way. There is not alot.....hell, try NO evidence that mainland Europe gives a damn about us. England is the only country we like at this point. The rest of Europe is happy and content. So happy and conent to just sit back and scream at us from the sidelines because they never have to lift a finger to fix any major problems of the world, because that is the USA's job.
The building attitude that is VERY real now in the USA is, "Europe, go do it your damn self next time you have a crisis. You've come crying to us for the last time."
In this propaganda war, the EU is losing on the American front baddly. Your protestors are being very successful in alienating the USA.
I like Europe myself. But even I feel like I would be stared and sneered at if I were to show up in Europe anywhere other than to visit my family in northern Germany.
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Lthans,
Your post showed large quantity of ignorance and arrogance.
Go look dig up from dictionary what 'hate' means and then look up what 'dislike' and 'protest' means.
Theres quite a difference between the meanings of these words.
Europeans doesnt hate US.
Where from have you got such an idea in first place?
From news where they tell about protests against certain actions by US?
Haven't you heard of US residents that disagrees with their own goverment....?
Do they also hate US?
or have you forgot that theres many other protests in europe, against different matters?
Of course US news agencies doesn't care of those other protests in europe, directed to other countries, right?
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Originally posted by LtHans
(We're all a bunch of fat, selfhish people only interested in ourselves).
Fat not, Selfish prolly neiter (hehe).
But certainly you people tend to think the world turns around your own country, which is not true.
at least is the attitude I felt when I met some american guys here at spain (in one of those student programs of interchange, they were around 22 years old). That attitude is some people really don't like, honestly.
But from there, to hate you there's a world of hyperbole, so please stop exagerating. Or ,if you think you're right, please next time you put a foothold at europe try to know us...not to "feel" what do we think :).
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Don't you dare put words in my mouth, Fishu. Where do you get off implying that those are MY views of the world? Did I not say that I felt differently?
Europeans doesnt hate US.
That is not what is generally felt in the streets of the USA right now.
For a month or two after 9-11 everyone seemed to send their condolences to the USA, but as soon as we started doing something, then all we got was critism and protests. Not much else, excepting England. Australia, Russia, and Japan have been friendlier than mainland Europe.
What I am telling you is what the view of Europe in the United States is and where it is going. And yes, the words "they hateus Americans" are used alot more often these days by people when I talk about any sort of international politics.
Our general view of the rest of the world is, "But why? What did we do except stick our necks out to try and help others in the past?"
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Damnit, lost internet conection while posting.
This image should have been in the last post.
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That attitude is some people really don't like, honestly.
That attitude is not attitude at all. That is what we are. Let me explain.
I'll paraphrase a bit an relate a story that happened to me when I visited Europe. We don't deal with foreigners all that often, excepting in universities. From what I saw in Europe when I was there is that crossing borders and getting to know new cultures is more or less a daily occurence.
But now take the time and look at a map.
You go from France to Germany on vacation. You have a good time and remember all the new things you did.
Now your American cousin goes on vacation. He leaves his native Florida and travels to Arizona, a much longer trip I might add. It's still the USA and alot of things are the same (language, curency, food, ect). He has a good time and remembers all the fun stuff he did.
Now you have your family reunion and the two of you talk. You mention how nice Germany was. He says how nice Arizona, USA was. You say how nice the beaches of Spain are, he says the same about South Carolina.
Now at some point the European person will begin to think, "what an egotistical bastard. All he can think about is his own country".
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Originally posted by LtHans
Now at some point the European person will begin to think, "what an egotistical bastard. All he can think about is his own country".
no, LtHans, is more like the attitude of "I'm american ,you lesser creature" some american guys have when visiting other countries.
You might say is not true. Sadly it is. You might say the people like that are the less...but sadly they show otherwise here. At least the ones I've got to known.
Seems that for some americans, whatever is out of your boundaries is seen as "barbarians' land". I can understand you think great of your nation, but that doesn't make you better than anyone else in the world.
I hope you don't get this post as offensive, it doesn't intend to...but what I've wrote is what happens more times than what you think, and wich causes some people to be fed up of americans...because they don't know nothing about you,americans, but what they see in the american people they get to know here in europe.
I, for instance, see what you people think. How is your culture. I get to know your ideals and ways of thinking, and I understand and share the proudness you feel for your nation.
But for most of the people ,not english speakers, or not having so close a contact with an american group of people as I may have via internet, what they know about america is what they see in the movies, what they see and read in the media, and what they know first hand from the American guys they come to Europe.
I hope you understand what I'm trying to mean here :)
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LtHans,
As far as I know, you dont represent the people, so you don't know do they think europeans hate or just doesnt like.
If it however is so that they actually think europeans hate US, then they really need to quit being arrogant and accept that it doesn't make make people haters if they just protest political actions of a country.
I don't like many of US political things since Bush Jr. became president, but that doesn't make me dislike people or hate US.
It'd be also totally two-faced from US to think europeans as US haters because minority has peaceful protests in europe.
Or are you claiming that americans doesn't think bad of many countries?
anti-americans and haters.. :rolleyes:
that seems almost facistic view into things; everyone who disagrees, is enemy of the state.
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we should never buy the F16
and now we gonna buy JSF
and where not gonna fit em with rolls royce engines
and a own indification system like england does
we should act more like marionets and always say yes and amen to USA.
There is nothing wrong with being proud on ur country
But if u love ur country u better critisize it 2
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Europe and the US need each other - they have more in common than differences.
If you think otherwise you're living in cloud cuckoo land - whichever side of the atlantic you live on.
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Originally posted by Dowding
Europe and the US need each other - they have more in common than differences.
If you think otherwise you're living in cloud cuckoo land - whichever side of the atlantic you live on.
Agreed Dowding, except for that common language thing :)
My job takes me to many different parts of the world....Hong Kong, China, Thailand, Sri Lanka, India, Belgium, England....etc., and I have the toughest time understanding my co-workers in London than any place in the world :)...except for some folks I work with in the South...sorry HBlair :)
And Ramm....remember that you were dealing with guys who were 22 yrs old. Not real representative of an entire population of any sort, I'd say ;). Of course young adult males will tend to be a bit more obnoxious than folks with a few more years under their belt....as a general rule anyway. Might even apply to a few Spainards running around ;)
Cobra
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Originally posted by Cobra
And Ramm....remember that you were dealing with guys who were 22 yrs old. Not real representative of an entire population of any sort, I'd say ;). Of course young adult males will tend to be a bit more obnoxious than folks with a few more years under their belt....as a general rule anyway. Might even apply to a few Spainards running around ;)
Cobra
Cobra, I know. I know it very well. I've got to know more or less well some of you american guys (by internet only for now, mind you :p), and I like a lot of what I see in you. I dislike some things but I like a lot more. :).
What I'm trying to say is... this is MY experience. I know that those guys who I met personally were the exception, not the rule, and in any case maybe they were too young. (to be true I also found them to be REALLY nice guys after some touch, but at first glance the impression you got from them was "what a group of amazinhunks", more or less). I repeat...that is MY experience...but not most of the people's experience.
Because evident reasons (language, for instance), and because not everyone has internet and uses it to talk into an international community like this one, the only experience with americans that most of the people have in europe comes from tourists and young guys in student exchange programs.
And frankly the impression they leave is.....well. Is not good. At all.
I don't say, either, that EVERYONE's opinion is biased because just that. I just give an idea of what goes on here, but everything affects. Media also plays a part into this. Leftist groups (who hate USA because evident reasons ;)) have always had a strong tie with young people, so there you go, too.
Finally national jeallousy also plays a part (a major part). USA is a big country, very important and with lots of good things. There is people who dislike USA using a lot of arguments, but who ,in the end ,dislike it for being big and powerful, and for being the economical lead in the world. Is law of life, want it or not.
I know it sucks to see people say that your nation and people suck because they have a distorted and biased view of you. I know it in a lesser degree with my land and people.
All you can do is dismiss them as what they are. Jeallous people, or simply idiots. Nothing else.
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I must say that I have heard a lot about the "ugly american syndrome" here and I would agree that there is a problem but you must reliaze that w/ all of this wealth comes some problems. The US is maybe the only country that is soo rich even the un-educated can afford to travel. It is the un-educated american traveler who tends to be the ugly american....by far. I've seen it myself.........janitors in my business make 100,000 per/year and many of them vacation in Europe. Janitors w/ a junior high education arn't the best rep. of our great country. We don't see many like that from Europe over-here....
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is my native country.
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Perk the Spit 9 !
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US is maybe the only country that is soo rich even the un-educated can afford to travel.
You should see the British tourists in Spain :D
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I honey-mooned in Spain and saw a lot of Euro-Trash vacationing there.....ha ha...I guess Spain is a cheap vacation for them but flying to the US is another matter.....we don't see much of that here.......
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Originally posted by Nashwan
You should see the British tourists in Spain :D
LOL! yeah...and most of the germans too! :D
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If I was European, I'd hate the USA. We have so many idiots here it's unbelievable! ;) I'd say "America? what a bunch of fediddlein' idiots! Except those Aces High guys, they're alright." :D
Seriously, we have too many ignorant people in this country. At least when you're ignorant about something admit it. sheesh. Not most Americans though. They'll think they're right, or worse, know they have no clue but form an opinion and open up their mouths (and promptly stick their feet right on in!)
I still love my country though! Ignorant unwashed masses and all! :)
hehe, Europe is just pissed we made it to the Quarterfinals. :p
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I'd venture a guess that it's actually rich yuppy jack tulips that are giving the USA a bad rep in other countries... not "un-educated" folks.
-SW
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What is the USA?
Oh, you mean the dudes we sent off a few hundred years ago?
You telling me they've made something of themselves?
Well, let me know if they start exhibit signs of intelligent life.
Until then, let's just treat it as a natural disaster.
:D
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I've traveled a lot to Europe, Latin America, Asia etc...and I have seen the ugly american too. Usualy some union laboror that had a few too many drinks and spouting off like a few octives too high. I think more or less that the more educated the person the more likely he/she will be considerate and respectful in a forgien country. Oh ya, there are tons of Euro trash..I mean tons. People in the US tend to think just because they live in Europe that they all got class.....no way....like 70% of the people overthere are dumb rednecks like here....they just speak English w/ an accent. You don't see them because they don't come here much but they see our garbage because many have the money to travel in this country....
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28sweep,
Just look at the mirror and you'll see an another "european".
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"America? what a bunch of fediddlein' idiots! Except those Aces High guys, they're alright." :D :p
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Cmon, sing with me....
We are the wooooooooooooorst
We are the childrennnnnnnnnnn ...
About americans, yep, they are the most innocent people I've ever meet, only their ignorange is bigger then their inocentness, the most extrange thing is that they seemed happy this way, for them, that's the best way to have a happy life.
About british tourism here, 99% of them just are looking for sun, and they try to pay just the cost of that. Never seen a single one in a good restaurant, and believe me, here we have very good ones ;)
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Fishu you have insulted me....I am not European I am American Damn it!!!! Here's why I'm not European:
1) I don't have rotten teeth.
2) Don't smoke five packs a day.
3) Don't have 6 weeks "vacation" per year
4) I must work for a living
5) I don't live in a welfare state and pay 70% taxes.
6) I don't take 2 hour lunches and complain about the US every day.
7) I'm not consumed by jealously w/ regard to the supreme dominance of the US.
8) I have Balls
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Some year ('bout 10) ago, I was in U.S.A. (San Francisco, CA), I met a girl, and she asked me:
"you have a strange accent, where are you from?"
Naso: "I am from Italy"
Girl: "Italy? It is on the East coast? witch state?"
Naso: ( :confused: ) "Italy, in Europe"
Girl : ( :confused: ) "Europe??? where is in the States?"
Man, I was so shocked that I did'nt spoke for the remainings of the night.
And that it's true, it really happened.
:)
28sweep, if you have those carateristics, I am sorry to annonce you that you are european.
Sorry mate
:D ;)
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9) I 'm so smart I think I'm going to explode
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Eh, eh, now bout your points (joking):
1) I don't have rotten teeth.
.... me too
2) Don't smoke five packs a day.
...I smoke self made cigarettes, 10 or 12 a day, cannot compare
3) Don't have 6 weeks "vacation" per year
I am lucky when I have 2 weeks
4) I must work for a living
I must work to survive
5) I don't live in a welfare state and pay 70% taxes.
I live in a welfare state and pay 35% of taxes (approx)
6) I don't take 2 hour lunches and complain about the US every day.
I have 1 hour lunch, and dont care bout US, except when looking the news
7) I'm not consumed by jealously w/ regard to the supreme dominance of the US.
me too, but will prefere the US stay away from my country affairs
8) I have Balls
And I have the willie, too :D
and a big one!! ;)
:p
Oh My GOD!!!!
Maybe I am amurrican?!?!?! :eek:
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahhahahahahaha
im laughing, since 30min.
im laughing bout sweep.. dont know his nick exactly and i dont want to look
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âh sweep why dont u send us some atomic bombs????????ß
then u dont have to care if we hate u or not
i think thats the best solution...
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Invade Holland , plz invade holland :D
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invade austria, invade austria, i want to get rid of Haider and Gusenbauer...lol
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Originally posted by Naso
Some year ('bout 10) ago, I was in U.S.A. (San Francisco, CA), I met a girl, and she asked me:
"you have a strange accent, where are you from?"
Naso: "I am from Italy"
Girl: "Italy? It is on the East coast? witch state?"
Naso: ( :confused: ) "Italy, in Europe"
Girl : ( :confused: ) "Europe??? where is in the States?"
Man, I was so shocked that I did'nt spoke for the remainings of the night.
And that it's true, it really happened.
:)
28sweep, if you have those carateristics, I am sorry to annonce you that you are european.
Sorry mate
:D ;)
Now, if Naso didn't score after that, then he is defanitely European, but given that he is Italian, the answer is obvious....HE SHOOTS....HE SCORES!!
:)
Cobra
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I don't mind Europeans at all..you got me all wrong. I just think they need to forget about their "glory days" and get on w/ life. You see they must confront these facts:
1) U.S. is supreme and you exists because we allow it.
2) It dosen't matter anyway because in 20 years or so many of these European countries w/ become muslim MAJORITY's.
3) You guys will never unite and pose a threat to the "New" World because you can't get beyond the petty rivalries of the past.
4) You ALL have rotten teeth and are all lazy.
I say lobby your politicians to join the great U.S.A....maybe we can let you into this divine club. Only if your good and promise to work hard and brush your teeth. It takes a lot to be an American so you can't join and "hang on." Remember this isn't Canada. Oh BTW...France need not apply.
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Originally posted by 28sweep
1) U.S. is supreme and you exists because we allow it.
Like the german race was 60 years ago?
Heil sweep!
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How dare U say that Duedel.....my grandpa probably fed u're grandpa during the Berlin Airlift....show a little respect.....we have a saying that "you should never bite the hand that feeds you." Remember that and stay in your place.
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Originally posted by 28sweep
Fishu you have insulted me....I am not European I am American Damn it!!!! Here's why I'm not European:
did you fail to notice the sarcasm?
You didn't bother to think why "european" word was within quotation marks.
Let me make it clear for you; when you're accusing europeans of this and that, you're acting just like you accuse europeans of.
Hypocriticism? yes.
Blind arrogance? yes.
You sure have funny arquments.
1) Neither I or anyone who I know
2) I've never had a single smoke (by the way, ever thought where are many big tobacco companies? or which country has most promoted smoking in the movies and commercials? yes, thats right, USA)
3) I take it you have 52 weeks of "vacation" per year :>
4) Too bad, must be rough life if you must work for a living.. that means you're searching for useful stuff from trashcans?
5) Neither I.. not quite 70% taxes (just don't get sick over there, might get very costly :>)
6) suppose you're eating 8 hours a day.
7) lil' bit of arrogance there again eh? last time I checked, disagreeing with something didn't mean person is jealous.
8) You got baseballs? I pity you :>
then to another take;
1) US exists in first place because europeans allowed it to exist (not the other way around)
2) really? obviously you've missed some classes at school
3) America isn't united either, so whats the point?
4) my teeth are fine... besides that, what are you doing here, making up that crap if you're not lazy?
What has your grandpa's done for Finland?
Supplied soviet union with more airplane, tanks and other supplies?
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maybe it was my grandgrandpa who developed the atomic bomb
and u used it to "end" war vs japan :) so show a little bit respect
hehe
oh i forgot: maybe u would be a brit, german, italien, french
IF COLUMBUS HAD NEVER DISCOVERD "YOUR" COUNTRY
hahah, "einfach zum lachen"
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Originally posted by 28sweep
How dare U say that Duedel.....my grandpa probably fed u're grandpa during the Berlin Airlift....show a little respect.....we have a saying that "you should never bite the hand that feeds you." Remember that and stay in your place.
Catch the irony Mr. Supreme
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Jeez, I was missing some great US vs the world thread.
:)
28Sweep, I love you!!! :D
Where are the big ones??
Hang, Rip, Udie, Toad, Eagler???
WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!? ;)
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Originally posted by Naso
Jeez, I was missing some great US vs the world thread.
:)
28Sweep, I love you!!! :D
Where are the big ones??
Hang, Rip, Udie, Toad, Eagler???
WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!? ;)
Been here, done this...gets no where. :D (Live and learn!)
Hey, I'm in a thread stealing mood, you still got that Goatee Naso? :D
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Originally posted by airquest
oh i forgot: maybe u would be a brit, german, italien, french
IF COLUMBUS HAD NEVER DISCOVERD "YOUR" COUNTRY
hahah, "einfach zum lachen"
Bzzzzttt Wrong!
Someone needs to catch up on their history. It is a well known fact that that when the Vikings first made it to the Americas there were people from asia and Africa already there.
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Look its not my fault that:
1) You're countries have turned into second rate welfare states.
2) You're so undersexed that you must import millions of immigrants to keep the you're economies going.
3) Now there is a major back-lash against these poor immigrants (mostly Muslim) and Europe is showing it's true colors (or lack there of). Ya the US has got Race problems but we are open about it and have been dealing w/ it for centuries.
I'll tell you what...I will volunteer my services to personally impregnate millions of Euro chicks since u guys overthere got some libido issues....don't send that Euro garbage w/ the greasy hair and the buck teeth... I want hot chicks. I'm sure other US men will volunteer to help not only increase the birth rate overthere but just think.....the next generation may even have a backbone and a pair of balls (w/ US DNA only).
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It's europeans fault Americans even exist.
Heck your whole country is named after an european, Americano Vespucci.. LOL.
A few spaniards landed at the coast of new world, a few million murdered indians later came the present US 'europeans suck' folks to insult their own ancesters. Funny.
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28weep .. i usually dont reply on such discussions. but this is definately way too much.
Exactly by having the attitude you showed in your posts you make Americans looking like "we are the best, fu... the rest nation".
You in the US aren't quiet different like wep are in europe. All our counties have a history which we have to deal with. So please try to look at the world with a bit different eyes and reduce your Nationalism ..... we saw 60 years ago what the reults from that way of thinking.
I have relatives in the US and i like the country and the people i know there. There is no reason for me to mix politics with social life and categorize the people.
airmess
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Hey Sweep, Canada is bigger and on top...you're our squeak.:D
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What are you talkin aboot Thrawn, eh?
:)
-SW
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Originally posted by Naso
Some year ('bout 10) ago, I was in U.S.A. (San Francisco, CA), I met a girl, and she asked me:
"you have a strange accent, where are you from?"
Naso: "I am from Italy"
Girl: "Italy? It is on the East coast? witch state?"
Naso: ( :confused: ) "Italy, in Europe"
Girl : ( :confused: ) "Europe??? where is in the States?"
Man, I was so shocked that I did'nt spoke for the remainings of the night.
And that it's true, it really happened.
:)
Damned if NASO didn't meet my Ex-wife!!!
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Canada is the most pathetic country in the world......the largest collection of hockey playing, figure-skating watching, wimpy American wantabees. You guys are like second string Americans....not quite good enough to make the cut hey....the defining moment of your countries existance was beating us in hockey....congats....now u have something to live for (I guess).
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28sweep, I bow before your greatness. I thought I was a good troll, but you, sir, are the best I have ever seen. <
>.
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Elf is the master... he's trolling the troll! ;)
Now what really scares me is if this swoop28 fellow isn't misusing English on purpose. If he's screwing up on accident... yikes! :eek: The Euros who speak English as a second language are doing better than he is!
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I agree; This guy is really best troller I've ever seen in these boards !
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If Sweep thinks Canada is pathetic, then it must actually be totally cool.
And a least the Europeans like us.:cool:
You're ticked that the US has no international buddies. The US is the friendless geek of the international community. The fat, pimplely putz, that tries to bully people just to get SOME attention.
Canada, however is the manly man of the international community, the guy countries like us and the chick countries really dig us.
And let me tell you, the EU is the HOTTEST loving piece of internation relations going. This is why the US is all like, "Well we don't like you anyway." Sour grapes baby. Because you KNOW EU finds Canada dead sexy!
Guess what! EU, Canada and Australia are goin' out for beers later...and the US isn't invited. Ha ha HA!!
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I just pray that Orel wont find this thread.... If he does Sweep will go nutz because Orel will flame him to Oblivion :D
Of course using even worse English than Sweep is right now :p
And Sweep what great country you live in when you dont allow tourists to visit it? You should think about returning the statue of liberty back to the French guys :rolleyes: :p
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hehe birdy ...
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Originally posted by 28sweep
wimpy American wantabees. You guys are like second string Americans....
Canadians ARE Americans.
It is the continent. :D
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Ha, guys who live in the USA are Usians.
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Hey Thrawn,
What makes u think the Euro's want to party w/ u sorry Canadians....uh? But go ahead-Euro's, Canadians, etc... have you're party and play w/ yourselves. The American men will sneak into your houses and bang your women...they want us anyway-that's why all of you are so angry..You should thank us really....your offspring will have American blood-only then can we begin to solve the worlds problems.
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Well, thank goodness I have fellow Americans like Lt.Hans and Sweep here to speak for me. Don't know if I could communicate my own feelings so concisely and directly :rolleyes:.
Maybe I should move to Canada ;).
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Originally posted by 28sweep
Hey Thrawn,
What makes u think the Euro's want to party w/ u sorry Canadians....uh? But go ahead-Euro's, Canadians, etc... have you're party and play w/ yourselves. The American men will sneak into your houses and bang your women...they want us anyway-that's why all of you are so angry..You should thank us really....your offspring will have American blood-only then can we begin to solve the worlds problems.
Ah yes, it's nice to know that you think that all Americans are rapists.
The only way ya can get a woman is to force her, eh.
While all Canadians have to do is be their ultra cool selves.:cool:
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I saw two Canadians on holiday at work today. At first i thought they were americans because one of them was wearing bright green shorts and an illuminous yellow cap. As i was saying to a co-worker "i bet these guys are from the US" the male turned around a had a huge red maple leaf on his white t-shirt.:eek:
Well...i wasn't too far off.;)
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Originally posted by thrila
As i was saying to a co-worker "i bet these guys are from the US" the male turned around a had a huge red maple leaf on his white t-shirt.:eek:
Well...i wasn't too far off.;)
Yes you were far off. It was obvously an Usian date rapist spy disguised (apparantly badly) as an Uber-KEWL Canadian. :cool:
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screw freedom
screw individuality
screw personal responsibility
etc etc etc
wait a second...what am i saying?
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Originally posted by MadBirdCZ
And Sweep what great country you live in when you dont allow tourists to visit it? You should think about returning the statue of liberty back to the French guys :rolleyes: :p
What the hell are you talking about? More tourists visit the USA than any other country, FYI. In fact you have to be either indigent (that means you don't have the money to get home on) or a convicted sex pervert. Uh...MadBird, exactly why were you refused a tourist visa?
As far as returning the Statue of Liberty to the French? We would have never accepted the damn thing but the French told us it was made of gold. You can imagine our shock when all the statue workers turned green.
Thrila, I'm from the west coast and we're much less likely to visit Europe than the East Coasters and we dress totally different. We don't wear bright green shorts and luminous ballcaps. That's an East Coast thing.
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U S A could never conquer the world alone
Think
Vietnam
Glad USA is not a person but made of persons
:)
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Been here, done this...gets no where. :D (Live and learn!)
Hey, I'm in a thread stealing mood, you still got that Goatee Naso? :D
:cool:
;)
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Originally posted by Elfenwolf
28sweep, I bow before your greatness. I thought I was a good troll, but you, sir, are the best I have ever seen. <>.
Shhhh Elf, dont spoil the fun!!
;)
BTW, I agree with you, it's a very good one.
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Met this guy yesterday in TA and shot him down twice...
probably his arm was too fat to move the joystick
yes yes
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Originally posted by Elfenwolf
What the hell are you talking about? More tourists visit the USA than any other country, FYI. In fact you have to be either indigent (that means you don't have the money to get home on) or a convicted sex pervert. Uh...MadBird, exactly why were you refused a tourist visa?
I was not refused the visa. I was not asking for it although my uncle lives there in CA and I would like to visit him someday but Orel wanted to go to US fo a vacation and didnt get the visa. Anyway those guys who are deciding about whether you get the visa or not do not tell you the reason why you dont get it anyway so what should I think about country like this?
Reason given: Sorry but we have a doubt....
They dont tell you anything else... Doubt about what? Why? From this behaviour one just has to think that those guys act like if they think about themselves as of some uber race... Ehh... whatever... At least we can smoke Havana cigars freely in here.... ;)
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They refused Orel's visa because they had to give the last to the 9-11 terrorists. :p
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Originally posted by 28sweep
Hey Thrawn,
What makes u think the Euro's want to party w/ u sorry Canadians....uh? But go ahead-Euro's, Canadians, etc... have you're party and play w/ yourselves. The American men will sneak into your houses and bang your women...they want us anyway-that's why all of you are so angry..You should thank us really....your offspring will have American blood-only then can we begin to solve the worlds problems.
Mr. G.W. Bush Jr.?
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Thrawn you dumb Canadian fool. I'm not talking about rape. I am just saying that Canadians and Euro's don't got the stones to keep their women happy. My evidence is the fact that you're countries must import millions of workers to keep the economy running…ha ha. You're birth rates are lower than you're death rates. While you guys go off and play w/ your selves us American men will satisfy them once and for all. That's the source all anti-us jealously anyway. These "haters" say "I hate American policy" or "American Globalism must stop" etc….but the real problem is the fact that all woman around the world want us and it makes you angry. Hey if I didn't have the stones to keep my woman happy I would be bitter too. Thrawn we got a saying where I'm from- "The only good Canadian is the one cleaning my toilet." Stay in your place and I won't mobilize a division of boys scouts to take over your pathetic country.
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mate I cant believe it, didnt u read a history book?
a book bout, racism, fascim?
its exactly that what hitler said and im not proud of the history of my country!
so better SHUDDUP and tell this crap some dummies in your family
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Please somebody lock this thread and kick that sweepy rapist outa here... :p
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I understand now why Detroit it's known as the worse city in US.
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Just for the record. Two years ago in Houston I had a meeting with some engeeniers of a famous telecontrol company. At some point we had a cofee break and one of the project leaders started asking me for cultural places to visit in Spain, then he asked me how was possible for the spaniards to conquer Mexico taking in account that Spain has no coast :eek: I replied him that we took the ships over the soulders of hundreds of men and brough the ships to Swiss coast, they embarked there and headed towars the New World, he was satisfied with that explanation :D :D
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OK first I spilled the coffee into my keyboard while reading the 'where in states the Italy is?' post and now I have to clean the coffee from the monitor as well... Damn you mandoble! :)
But got 1 question! How the hell did your ancestors manage to get those ships through the tunnels under the Alps? :D
Would not it be easyer to buld the ships in Switzerland and just set sail from there? :D
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Macbird, dont ask obvious questions, they were spaniards.... :D
As for the tunnels, you have to see the vertical cuts they made into the gallery to pass with the sail....
:eek:
Jeez, Spaniards!!! bah!
;)
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Originally posted by MadBirdCZ
Would not it be easyer to buld the ships in Switzerland and just set sail from there? :D
Hey, with questions like that it is clear you are not from USA ;)
Again for the record, some PEMEX personel was present in the meeting, and I was talking very fast with them in spanish. After the meeting the president of the telecontrol company told me he was shocked by the fact we were able to comunicate and understand each other at that rate, I needed to clarify we were talking in spanish cause he was convinced I was german by my accent, and, obviously, taking quickly in german to a mexican had little sense ...
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Another episode:
When I was working in a campsite as Receptionist, a US tourist, stop at my desk and ask informations about some places, then asked for a reservation.
I have called the places, talking to the people there and making the reservations, speaking italian, of course.
Whit a courious expression the US tourist:
Tourist: "Can I ask you a question, a private question?"
Naso: "Yes sir, sure"
Tourist: "Do you think in Italian, too?"
:eek:
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Originally posted by Naso
Tourist: "Do you think in Italian, too?"
ROFLOL, you should have replied you only think in ESPERANTO as most of the europeans do.
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"My evidence is the fact that you're countries must import millions of workers to keep the economy running…"
Yeah I hear how no US citizens ever hire mexican immigrants to do the dirty work there.. :cool:
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Originally posted by Naso
Jeez, I was missing some great US vs the world thread.
:)
28Sweep, I love you!!! :D
Where are the big ones??
Hang, Rip, Udie, Toad, Eagler???
WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!? ;)
hehe noway man! I have finaly learned threads like this usually end up creating hatred or causing more animosity between US and our friends across the pond.
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Originally posted by Udie
hehe noway man! I have finaly learned threads like this usually end up creating hatred or causing more animosity between US and our friends across the pond.
Udie you missed the point: Like Sweep did say You don't have friends in this side of Atlantic ocean. Well maybe couple Britons but who's counting.... :)
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Alright...time to dive into this one *takes off gloves*
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28sweep,
I suppose you've never heard of "condoms" or "birth control pills", since you assume that keeping women happy reflects also in birth rate.
So, does this mean there is more diseases in US than europe, due to lack of protection?-)
Although, I do suspect you haven't even seen women that close yet.
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Fishu, it's quite possible the US has the highest rate of STDs, HIV, and AIDs... although I don't know the statistics, I think I've heard this somewhere before.
-SW
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Originally posted by Staga
Udie you missed the point: Like Sweep did say You don't have friends in this side of Atlantic ocean. Well maybe couple Britons but who's counting.... :)
Well I disagree. We may not be as close as we were during the cold war but we're still friends. Hell we probably disagree on most issues, but we agree on the most important political issue there is, freedom. :) So that makes us friends wether we like it nor not! Especialy with the new evil enemy we must face.
There's lots about Europeans that pisses me off, but I think/hope that there are more common values that we share that make up for the diferences. Of course right now I'm in a damned good mood so I'm not really angry about anything so this whole post of mine is subject to change. :D
The point of my post was to say that I don't want to post in topics like this anymore because they do more harm than good. I think we should be concentrating on the things that we agree on than the things we disagree on. And threads like this are not the way to do that.
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Originally posted by MANDOBLE
Just for the record. Two years ago in Houston I had a meeting with some engeeniers of a famous telecontrol company. At some point we had a cofee break and one of the project leaders started asking me for cultural places to visit in Spain, then he asked me how was possible for the spaniards to conquer Mexico taking in account that Spain has no coast :eek: I replied him that we took the ships over the soulders of hundreds of men and brough the ships to Swiss coast, they embarked there and headed towars the New World, he was satisfied with that explanation :D :D
Just for the record. Five years ago in San Francisco two Spanish tourists asked me for directions to Fisherman's Wharf. Can you imagine people dumb enough not to know the way to Fisherman's Wharf?
Like any good American I pointed them in the opposite direction and sent them off towards the ghetto. I read the next day that two Spanish tourists got robbed there. No big deal, they're only Euros.
Five years ago I visited the Czech Republic and was surprised at what nice looking mostaches the so many of the Czech gentlemen had. Then I noticed an absence of women, and when I asked a matre d about it I found out that it is the WOMEN in the former Czech Republic who grow face hair, not the men.
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Originally posted by Elfenwolf
Five years ago I visited the Czech Republic and was surprised at what nice looking mostaches the so many of the Czech gentlemen had. Then I noticed an absence of women, and when I asked a matre d about it I found out that it is the WOMEN in the former Czech Republic who grow face hair, not the men.
Hmmm I think you must have run into some group of Italian tourists then :D :p
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Look I think we are getting off the topic here. All I meant to say is that all Americans have been selected by God to rule over the Earth. It doesn't matter what race you are or anything….even if you where just naturalized as a citizen….as long as your American. Look its not easy being American. We've got a lot of responsibility in this world. Kind of like we are the parents and the rest of the world are our children (except in Canada's case…they are more like our dumb pets). It's our responsibility to keep you out of trouble. When Germany punches England in the sandbox its our job to break it up. When the Serb's need a spanking…it's the US that’s got the belt. When Canada needs a litter box changed….we laugh and let them stand in their own…well you know what I mean. It's not easy being the US. As "children of the world" you have responsibility too. You must brush your teeth, start to work hard, and pay you respects to us.
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Originally posted by 28sweep
Look I think we are getting off the topic here. All I meant to say is that all Americans have been selected by God to rule over the Earth. It doesn't matter what race you are or anything….even if you where just naturalized as a citizen….as long as your American. Look its not easy being American. We've got a lot of responsibility in this world. Kind of like we are the parents and the rest of the world are our children (except in Canada's case…they are more like our dumb pets). It's our responsibility to keep you out of trouble. When Germany punches England in the sandbox its our job to break it up. When the Serb's need a spanking…it's the US that’s got the belt. When Canada needs a litter box changed….we laugh and let them stand in their own…well you know what I mean. It's not easy being the US. As "children of the world" you have responsibility too. You must brush your teeth, start to work hard, and pay you respects to us.
LOL "rule over the earth" you cant even rule over yourselves.
As for the rest of your ramblings, I guess we can chalk this one up to "General american inferiority complex". I mean...in my home town we have bridges that are older than your country. We have churches from 1300-something. We have a history, a culture, a heritage, common ground, something to be proud of. What do you have? History? Sure... all the way back to 1776...impressive.
But you know the story, bunch a group of strangers together for long enough, and they will try to find common ground, something to rally around. And since you americans dont have any common culture or common heritage (after all how could you, since you are all immigrants or decendants of immigrants from dozens of countries) you rally around artificial stuff...like a piece of paper (aka "the constitution") or a piece of cloth (aka "the stars and stripes") You then pledge allegience to either the piece of paper, or the piece of cloth...since you really dont have anything else around.
Now I dare you 28sweep to say something clever here, so I can get the opportunity to get into all sorts of messy details, such as average IQ in the US, or average level of education, or crime statistics, or some other humiliating statistic. Now squelch yourself and go play with your piece of cloth and that paper...
shooo
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Oh, and I would like to apologize to all normal americans for my outburst. That guys just needed a spanking. (sorry, but its true)
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I mean...in my home town we have bridges that are older than your country.
hehe.... some people even have the nerve to walk across them too! I bet they have underwear older than our Country, and they walked 10 miles in the snow uphill to school.... both ways!
:p
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Originally posted by 28sweep
Kind of like we are the parents and the rest of the world are our children (except in Canada's case…they are more like our dumb pets).
LOL! :D
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RRAM,
I agree totally with LtHans on the whole matter. We're screwed either way. Before this is fired back at me I'll kill it. In 1990, my family drove down to MEXICO from Michigan. I spent a month in the back country of Mexico, worse than most regions. I shelled out Pesos to strangers and I was only 17, it was out of sheer shock that a country could have so much going wrong for it. When my parents DROVE back a year later they took 25 toilet seats, why, because the Mexicans themselves STEAL them, because it is a luxury. Everytime they stopped they would GIVE them a seat if the restroom did NOT have one (um, they didn't return with any). Arrogance? If YOU chastize LtHans for arrogance, why are allowed to GENERALIZE the "attitudes of the US".
28sweep, Redford here bro! It's a Detroit thing, you wouldn't understand.
Masher
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Would this not have been the fouth thread of this kind on this BB, I would have thought it funny.
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I really think that someone should call Sweep's shrink. Its more than evident that Mr. 28Sweep is missing his medications... Some valium and a nice fiting straitjacket is what he needs right now IMHO... Or he might just harm himself... :p
Parents of the world.... gimme a break
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u can see what sweeps good for "i would have hoped that i has been in reality"
http://onpoi.net/saintaw/mp3/28getsthesweep.ahf
see this film and u see how a child is flyin, god bless i saved the european honor (he said we've got no honor)
and i remember hitler said " we rule (our race) the world"
are u goin to be the new RULER?
hehehe better think bout the words u write!!!!!!!!!
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Hortlund relax a little dude.....this is a fun forum....I luv swedish meatballs anyway....got a recipe?
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Would this not have been the fouth thread of this kind on this BB, I would have thought it funny.
It may be the fourth thread but I'm lmao :D
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Sweep old buddy.............just been going thru the posts........humourous at best..........pretty lame at worst......I really hope everyone kept it tongue in cheek for the discussion. But I would like to add a note(a bit of history). Canada has had one war with the US........and we feeble, toilet washin, sandbox playin canucks ( Canadians for all you uninformed..)))) royally kicked ass........never mistake tolerance ,patience and /or complacency for being feeble or weak. We do ,for the record, have an amazinhunk in the head of government........but then what country doesnt.......
Gerbear
When all else fails............read the directions...
and above all.....everyone play nice........
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So if where generalizing here
It's a fact The USA has the most hart attacks and are the most fat people in the worldwith the exeption in california maybe
That wouldn't make much impression on the modern dutch women here
We don't use hamburgers and other fat stuff as breakfast here
When i look at tv shows like "jerry, Oprah, etc) i see the average american is old fasioned dressed too with bad haircuts.
:D
Hell our women need that definitly
But USA is not one person.......
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A american tourist in amsterdam asked the bus driver when the people all walkin in amsterdam would go home
She though they where figurants
They pointed denmark as holland too
:)
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Hamburgers for breakfast ! :D
I need a loving green card quick ! anyone !!!
guardy
PS! this has been the most funny thread ive read in long times rofl.
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I have to brush my teeth, I have to brush my teeth, I have to brush my teeth, I have to brush my teeth.....
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I've no more teeth ,I've no more teeth ,I've no more teeth ,I've no more teeth ,I've no more teeth
how sad I am :(
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OK read this. (but I'm afraid that average Americans won't fully understand it, as it is referring philosophers & other intelligent people ;))
http://www.policyreview.org/JUN02/kagan.html
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Isn't PROSTITUTION legal in Amsterdam? What a way to pick up women.
Masher
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The Canadians didn't get their Independence until 1984.
Masher
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Very informative article. At first I didnt get it, but if you continue reading it makes a great deal of sense. I too am somewhat disturbed by my country's hard handed approach, but on the other hand, im paying good money (taxes) for all that military equipment, and would hate to see it go to waste.
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I'm getting a "negative vibe" from you Euro's. Look-you guy's enslaved 1/2 of the world under Colonialism. You didn't hear us complaining. Now that a new Colonialism master has emerged you guys are angry. I understand. You guys are feeling now what the Indians felt under British rule or the Vietnamese felt under French rule. How does it feel???? Not good hey. I know this version of "Colonialism" is not your standard fare. It's much more subtle and I say much better. Instead of occupying you're countries we have simply bought everything and we own you. Face it…really it's not all that bad. You will grow to like hamburgers and shopping malls. I wonder what the poor "subjects" of you're former empires would say when they see a Euro pandering for a tourist's dollars? Ha ha what goes around comes around.
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N1kPaz your pathetic...opps your from Ohio...should have known........
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its a well known fact detroit is the bellybutton hole of the north east. keep that in mind before insulting my beautiful state... :p
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N1kPaz, you can't be from Ohio...no way..I mean I didn't know you guys had computers in trailer parks. If you are from Ohio then how could you agree w/ a Frenchman? Didn't your mama teach you better than that. I've known only a few people from Ohio and yes they were ignorant, child-like fools but they never agreed w/ a Frenchman. Do that here in D-town and that will buy you a big can of whoop ass..................Our enemy is the Euro's. Come-on get w/ the program!!!!!!!!!!!! Masherbrum help me out w/ this fool so we can get to business....
D-town is in the House
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Originally posted by Gerbear1
But I would like to add a note(a bit of history). Canada has had one war with the US........and we feeble, toilet washin, sandbox playin canucks ( Canadians for all you uninformed..)))) royally kicked ass........never mistake tolerance ,patience and /or complacency for being feeble or weak.
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BS. Even if you count the French & Indian Wars, Canada vs USA is at best 0-1-1.
Doesn't even get you into the War semis!
;)
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A quote of one guy;
This is going to be america if we continue to allow the goverment to remove our rights and libertys all in the name of safty and fighting terrorist. I hate to say it but for each dumb law that strips away our right bin ladin wins, for ever law that impairs our freedoms no matter the cost Bin Ladin wins. We as american should be appuald at what our goverment has done and seek Bushs removeal as president. For he shall truely go down in american hisory as the man that destroyed our republic. He has done the following ; racial profiling, suspended the ban on internial investigation by the FBI, limited the medias coverage of the war on terriorism, limited your right to privacy and the need for a warrent in the event they "suspect you of terrorism". Do you like your phone taped?
28sweep,
how do you like that?
I don't think Bush Jr. or the goverment is european :>
Colonialism? you probably wouldn't be trolling here without colonialism, remember that :rolleyes:
(btw. don't forget the problems caused by slavery in US)
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Originally posted by Gerbear1
Sweep old buddy.............just been going thru the posts........humourous at best..........pretty lame at worst......I really hope everyone kept it tongue in cheek for the discussion. But I would like to add a note(a bit of history). Canada has had one war with the US........and we feeble, toilet washin, sandbox playin canucks ( Canadians for all you uninformed..)))) royally kicked ass........never mistake tolerance ,patience and /or complacency for being feeble or weak. We do ,for the record, have an amazinhunk in the head of government........but then what country doesnt.......
Gerbear
When all else fails............read the directions...
and above all.....everyone play nice........
Gerbair, What the hell are you talking about?? Unless you were allied with the North Vietnamese you never beat the USA in a war. How DARE you claim a buncha girlyman Canadians could whip on us! That's almost as funny as a European claiming victory in battle over the USA. Every war in Europe we've gotten involved in we have won. We have never lost a war to white people.
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Elfenwolf, what a BS!!!
You won the last war ONLY because the URSS helped out, without our russian brothers you will be wearing a nice black uniform saluting a flag with stripes and svastikas.
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Naso, wasn't Italy one of the European Nations we conquered in ww2??? And we didn't need any help either.
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Yes Italy was one of your enemies in WWII, and without the help of URSS, we will had kicked your sorry prettythange$.
As we were doing before invading the big bear.
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Ethiopa gave Italy all it could take and they had spears and rocks........what makes you think you guys could have beaten anybody w/ a gun? My gandpapy was in the Italian campain and he told me that the Italians were bigger cowards than even the French....that is saying a lot.
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I heard the New Italian Navy has glass bottom ships......
So the sailors can see the Old Italian Navy.
:D
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Anyone want to buy a vintage WW2 Italian rifle? It's only been dropped once....Hey Naso, do you know the transmissions in Italian tanks have one forward gear and three reverse gears?
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28sweep i seriously doubt you read the article. if you did then you clearly dont have the reading comprehension of a 4th grader. I suggest you go back to school and this time pay attention to the teacher instead of the bellybutton of the boy in front of you.
heheheheheh
moron....
enough said. this thread is dead because it hurts my head.
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It is fun to see how someones measure their country based on the valour of their soldiers. But keep in mind that, even being this a childist way to rank a country, the real valour is inversely proportional to the ignorance and the advantage.
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I feel sorry for all of you Euro's. Europe is dead as we know it. Arabs will be the majority in many Euro countries soon anyway. So I have looked up some handy fraises in Arabic for you guys:
1) Work Hard-Eshtaghal Ketir
2) Brush Your Teeth-Naddaf el Sinan
3) I love the America- Baheb America
4) Fluoride is my friend-Fluoride Sahbak
study hard guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have to brush my teeth, I have to brush my teeth, I have to brush my teeth, I have to brush my teeth.....
Use some deodorant too, for Pete's sake. What's with you Euros?
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No, it's true, we kicked your collective tulips in the war of 1812.
Yank objective - Take Canada.
Canuck objective - Kick you the fek off our lands.
heheh We 0\/\/ |\|3d you! :cool:
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Originally posted by Thrawn
No, it's true, we kicked your collective tulips in the war of 1812.
Yank objective - Take Canada.
Canuck objective - Kick you the fek off our lands.
heheh We 0\/\/ |\|3d you! :cool:
Lets see, our poor little group of colonists striving to be free against the most powerful nation in the world (at the time) and its wacky little sidekick (Canada). We just attacked Quebec in that war to piss you guys off. We never really wanted it! They speak FRENCH fer crise sakes!!
Obviously you have never heard "The Battle of New Orleans" by Johnny Horton. The best history is always learned through a song. ;)
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Originally posted by midnight Target
We just attacked Quebec in that war to piss you guys off. We never really wanted it! They speak FRENCH fer crise sakes!!
OH!...we should have let you win. :(
Obviously you have never heard "The Battle of New Orleans" by Johnny Horton. The best history is always learned through a song. ;)
Sounds like a song about an irrelevant battle that took place after the war was over and we had sent you packing. :D
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Originally posted by Thrawn
Sounds like a song about an irrelevant battle that took place after the war was over and we had sent you packing. :D
You've heard it then?
:p
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I'm sure I've heard it, but in all honestly I do not recall it.
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I'm surprised we have any Canadians at all here eh. 14.95$ is a little steep for you guys-what w/ the exchange rate and all. Every morning I look out and watch the mass migration across from Canada to the US to work here....very little traffic going the other way. I mean like thousands and thousands of Canadians...like bugs comming accross the bridge to work here. You would think they would be a little grateful. No way. They smile to your face then scurry off and talk behind your back. Hell we feed these people...show some respect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From Memory, so be kind!
In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we met the bloody British in the town of New Orleans
chorus:
Oh we fired our guns and the British kept a comin
Though there wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began a runnin.
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
(this was a big hit when it came out in 1959, and through the early 60's)
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Now I remember it.
Have you ever heard the song about the Canadians blowing the crap out of the Americans at old Fort Detroit, yeah it's called "The Star Spangled Banner" . :D
Heheh, I read a Usian high school history book once. It had ONE paragraph about 1812. Basically said, "Martha save the paintings and we won the Battle of New Orleans"
It forgot to mention the bellybutton whoopings delivered on to you, by the awe inspiring, super-kool Canadians. :cool:
PS: I think there were some British there.;)
Sweep, you are missinformed. The Canadian dollar is worth(monetarily speaking) exactly one dollar American. It seems like it's worth less because of the conversion of imperial to metric.
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To all of you foreigners I just have one message- one day Jesus and the Marine Corps are going to team up and dish out a major ass-whupping….until then- say your prayers……
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I'm speachless :)
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Originally posted by midnight Target
I heard the New Italian Navy has glass bottom ships......
So the sailors can see the Old Italian Navy.
:D
You can do better :D
The whorse damage made on Italian Navy was the sinking of Roma by a german airplane, while going to surrender the allies :rolleyes:
We were not sink we surrender before !! :D
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Originally posted by Elfenwolf
Anyone want to buy a vintage WW2 Italian rifle? It's only been dropped once....Hey Naso, do you know the transmissions in Italian tanks have one forward gear and three reverse gears?
Bah!! It's an old one, very very old, you need to study some new one. :p
And, the tank had 6 gears forward and backward....
You never know, you can find the enmy on your back :eek:
:)
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BTW, elf, you spit the hook quickly, but i bet you bite!! :D
:p
And 28Swoop, I am not worried by the marines, but the use of Jesus is forbidden by the 4th Geneva convencion.
(Hortlund, you confirm??) :p
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Maybe Sweep was thinking about Mexican or Puerto Rican type of Jesus; You know gangsta with cool shirt, raybans and hair-net?
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This is a sure-fire pissing contest. Sad how prejudiced people are typing on a keyboard. This BS wouldn't happen if all of us were (say) at the con. I'm happy for the Canadiens that "you kicked our ass" in the war of 1812. We were still free before and after it (1984). You were ordered by the throne of England to join and I'm sure the UK would have kicked your ass, if didn't fall in line.
Oh I forgot the "euros", huh? I could sit here and type that the French owe us billions of dollars and haven't paid in years.
The Italian army SUCKED in WWII (don't try and dispute it either), This is the only neg. comment I will make in this post. Rommel said himself "If a poorly built Italian tank or other piece of equipment (including a soldier) fails or breaks down, leave him or it behind and the front will be more solid."
But, in all honesty there is no "winner in a war". Sure my grandfather was on the "winning side of WWII, in the pacific". But he took to the grave "the screaming and yelling of Japanese soldiers being burned alive by phospherous grenades". Talk is cheap but, to sit here NOW and say you WON is pathetic.
I thought the English fleet in Lake Erie got PUMMELED, so how about the Northern front of 1812? Read up, who RETREATED.
Sweep, I have nothing against N1kpaz, i was born in Michigan but hate usually stops with me. Don't get me wrong, i'm 29 and would volunteer before most 21 year olds if a draft were ever eminent.
Masher