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Title: Disturbing News
Post by: Furious on June 22, 2002, 04:31:04 PM

While surfing Al Gore's internet, I stumbled across a document that proves for all time that...


HANGTIME is Kurt Tank!!!


This explains many things in my mind.  I lost the link, but am diligently searching again for it.


F.

Title: Disturbing News
Post by: Thrawn on June 22, 2002, 04:44:36 PM

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

If Hang is Kurt Tank....

And Kurt Tank is gay....


Damn, lost my train of thought.

Doesn't matter, Kurt Tank was invited by Hang anyway.

Title: Disturbing News
Post by: RRAM on June 22, 2002, 06:36:16 PM

Nah, Furious, You're wrong.

Kurt Tank was well know for being Hangtime's fist gay lover.

Hang's so mad at Kurt because,after a long relationship, Tank left him for a younger lover.

(Namely: Funkedup)

:D

Title: Disturbing News
Post by: JoeDirt on June 22, 2002, 07:28:30 PM

for one SPLIT second....i thot this post was serious..:p

Title: Disturbing News
Post by: Furious on June 23, 2002, 01:02:23 AM

I know he will be here soon to deny it.  

DO NOT BELIEVE HIM!!!

We all know that Kurt Tank invented lying.  It is him.

I am now searching for any doctored photos that will help prove my claim.


F.

Title: Disturbing News
Post by: Hangtime on June 23, 2002, 01:32:21 AM

*sniff* I'm busted.

and heartbroken. all i have left is his picture from karyoke night.

..oh. he invented karyoke too.

(http://www.goofyphotos.com/fun/hamstersinger.jpg)

Title: Disturbing News
Post by: Wilbus on June 23, 2002, 04:59:25 AM

No WAY! Good Ol' tank would never step itno one of those Ponys!