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Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: Rude on June 25, 2002, 08:54:33 AM: Answer the following......

The person who makes this item has no use for it.

The person purchasing this item doesn't want it.

The person using this item cannot see it, smell it or feel it.

What is this item?
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: GlenPlake on June 25, 2002, 09:39:44 AM: Windows
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: DmdNexus on June 25, 2002, 09:51:53 AM: nothing
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: Fatty on June 25, 2002, 10:00:15 AM: Car insurance.
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: Creamo on June 25, 2002, 10:02:19 AM: WWIIOL
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: K West on June 25, 2002, 10:09:42 AM: rotf! Now THAT was funny Creamo.

Westy
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: Heinkel on June 25, 2002, 10:10:27 AM: Warbirds 3
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: Ghosth on June 25, 2002, 10:14:51 AM: Oedipus has it right. Coffin

Person making it has no use for it, he's alive.

Person buying it doesn't want it, they'd rather have their loved one back.

Person useing it cannot see it smell it or feel it.

Nope, once your dead you don't do those things. At least not on this plane of existance.
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: Rude on June 25, 2002, 10:41:43 AM: WTG Oedipus!

I'll have to make this a little more challenging in the future:)
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: Creamo on June 25, 2002, 10:45:57 AM: Oh boy, even as hard and tarded as TheFlyingDorkShittingSwan "Win a Free Month of AH" COW riddle?
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: oboe on June 25, 2002, 12:16:05 PM: LOL Creamo - WWIIOL! :D

Gotta go clean the potato chips outta my keyboard now...
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: Rude on June 25, 2002, 12:52:07 PM: Actually Creamo...much more difficult than that. Think more along the lines of, GameplayVoidofWhiningComeOver HereandGiveMeaHug, What's This Crazy Thing Called Life, riddle.

I realize it may not challenge one of your wit, however, Mandoble is in serious trouble:)
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: NATEDOG on June 25, 2002, 01:26:00 PM: I got one for ya.......... whats got 2 hookers, 2 lookers, 4 hangy downies, and a back and forth switcher?
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: Nefarious on June 25, 2002, 01:28:59 PM: WTF? Natedog???
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: nuchpatrick on June 25, 2002, 01:30:14 PM: A Train??
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: NUTTZ on June 25, 2002, 01:37:45 PM: NATEDOG, you have to stop going to the local swingers club!

NUTTZ

Quote
Originally posted by NATEDOG
I got one for ya.......... whats got 2 hookers, 2 lookers, 4 hangy downies, and a back and worth switcher?
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: aac on June 25, 2002, 02:20:43 PM: how many cows are there in a herd anyway??????
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: NATEDOG on June 25, 2002, 04:39:44 PM: it's a cow!!!!!!!!!!
reminds me of a lesson in life:

Baby bull and papa bull are sitting on top of a hill looking over a herd of cows... baby bull says to papa bull, "hey, let's run down there and get us one of those cows!" Papa bull says to baby bull, " No,..... let's walk down, gett'em all!"
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: BGBMAW on June 25, 2002, 04:47:23 PM: That line was from a movie "Colors"..80's L.A. -Bloods & Crips_ Gang movie with...

Had the Rookie cop...Spiccoili "Fast Times"..oops wrong guy..it was Madoonas old Husband...cant rmneberr name..hmmmmm

Love BiGB
xoxoxo
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: GlenPlake on June 25, 2002, 04:52:49 PM: Windows

Person making it has no use for it, he's runs solaris himself.

Person buying it doesn't want it, everything you want runs on windows you have no choice.

Person useing it cannot see it smell it or feel it. Once installed the computer will not turn on. Or you will just get a blank screen most of the time
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: NATEDOG on June 25, 2002, 05:16:52 PM: Sean Penn and Robert Duval ( I think )
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: thrila on June 25, 2002, 05:38:10 PM: I've seen this riddle in BGII.
Title: Ding Ding winner!!!
Post by: BGBMAW on June 25, 2002, 05:46:06 PM: LOL natedog u win.......

How about this line

"F_ _ _ You PacMan ...dis is me Barrio..Danny..I am a home girl Danneee"

LOL i always laffed when I hear this line from her...dont know actress name tho...

or..."WHat is... hair pie?"

or.."ahhh I feel nothshing"

Takashi (Revenge of the Nerds)

O h god i bettr log now.Im delerious at work

Love, BiGB
xoxo
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: vampyr on June 25, 2002, 07:03:55 PM: I asked my wife this question over dinner, then wouldn't tell her the answer until the bill came. Drove her nuts! :D

-Vampyr
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: capt. apathy on June 25, 2002, 07:25:39 PM: here's an old one.

you have 2 standard US coins. face value of the 2 totals $.55, one of them is not a nickle. what are they?
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: Durr on June 25, 2002, 07:43:18 PM: A fifty cent piece and a nickel of course = $ 0.55 (It only says one of them is not a nickel);)
Title: Riddle of the Week...........by Rude
Post by: SOB on June 25, 2002, 07:47:02 PM: A $.50 piece and a nickel.

SOB