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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Kanth on June 27, 2002, 03:12:04 PM
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Obituary of Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, by the name of common
sense.
Common Sense lived a long life, but died in the United States from heart
failure on the beginning of the new millennium. No one really knows how old
he was, since his birth records were lost long ago in bureaucratic red tape.
He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals, homes,
factories, helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness. For
decades, petty rules, silly laws, and frivolous lawsuits had no power over
Common Sense.
He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to
come out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, and that life isn't
always fair.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you earn ), reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge,
not the kids ), and it's okay to come in second.
A veteran of the industrial revolution, the Great Depression, and the
Technical Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and educational trends
including body piercing, whole language, and "new math." But his health
declined when he became infected with the "If it only helps one person, it's
worth it" virus.
In recent decades his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of
well intentioned, but overbearing, regulations.
He watched in pain as good people became ruled by self-seeking lawyers.
His health rapidly deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented
zero-tolerance policies.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a
classmate, a teen suspended for taking a swig of mouthwash after lunch, and
a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his
condition.
It declined even further when schools had to get parental consent to
administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the parents when a
female student was pregnant or wanted an abortion.
Finally, Common Sense lost his will to live as the Ten Commandments became
contraband, Churches became businesses, criminals received better treatment
than their victims, and Federal Judges stuck their noses in everything from
the Boy Scouts to professional sports.
Finally, when a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was
hot, awarded a huge settlement, Common Sense threw in the towel.
As the end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of logic, but was kept
informed of developments regarding questionable regulations, such as those
for the low flow of toilets, rocking chairs, and step ladders.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; His
wife, Discretion; His daughter, Responsibility, and his son, Reason.
He is survived by two stepbrothers: My Rights, and Ima Whiner.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
-Author Unknown
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Bravo.
This will go over some folks heads and we'll get the "intellectual spin" from others.
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Originally posted by Apache
Bravo.
This will go over some folks heads and we'll get the "intellectual spin" from others.
Hehe, Preach it Brother! ;)
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Wow, so no need to comment, Apache has covered all the bases. Put me down for an "intellectual spin" please.
Any "over the heads" out there?
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Okay I'll take the over the head...
I always get over the head :(
I want intellectual spin next time!!!
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Common Sense
You will be missed :(
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:rolleyes:
Holy melodrama, Batman. I agree with some of the stuff in there, but he was laying it on a little thick if you ask me. Yet another "The sky is falling" post by the right wing.
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Oh please, this is sounding like "Bring back the great days of old".
The days where you could:
-Beat your wife & kids because they were your property.
-Lynch a Negro if he got uppity.
-Make defective or dangerous products because you could get away with it.
-Move a whole nationality of people who were here first off thier land and imprison them onto resevations...give 'em booze and keep 'em drunk so they don't get uppity like the Negros.
-Sexually abuse children and get away with it because you are a man of the cloth.
-Exploit and pollute the environment because the world is so huge that it'll have no impact on health.
Sorry guys, but the "Good old days of common sense" were not so great.
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Originally posted by Eagler
Common Sense
You will be missed :(
Awww, he's ok Eagler. He is just retired and living in a resort on the beach in Santa Monica.
He has some neighbors you might remember:
"States Rights" lives nearby, but "Sufferage" won't speak to the bastage.
"Americanism" changed his name back to "Macarthyism", but he is still a crochety ol' so and so.
"Separate but Equal" is rooming with "States Rights" to save on rent.
"Sexism" thinks he's some kind of ladies man, but the chicks just laugh at his drivel.
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Strange banana, I didn't see a single reference to the things you listed. I didn't even see it between the lines.
Oh that's right, this thread is about the demise of common sense. Never mind.
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Intellectual spin time:
What a bunch of crap.
PS: I fear the above will go over alot of people's heads. And I think that is the saddest thing of all.:( *sneef*
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OK, here is some spin: is there a party in any argument that does not claim The Common Sense on their side?
Except for the christians, of course who used to deny common sence as incompatible with their religion - "certum est, quia impossibile" or that story of Doubting Thomas trying it in public. Even they claim it's on their side now.
miko