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Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Durr on July 03, 2002, 04:34:11 PM
This article was spotted in the Dallas Morning News:

HiTech Creations, Inc. Release Slows Down Internet

Local Flight Simulator Company releases new game, bogging down Internet throughout Northeast Texas

07/03/2002

By: BUSTER HYMEN / Dallas Morning News

HiTech Creations, Inc., a Internet based flight simulation company from Grapevine, TX that produces the popular online game, Aces High released a new version of the game today, causing Internet access to be slowed all over Texas and throughout the Southern United States.

The game is what is known in the industry as a MMOG, or massively multiplayer online game.  These games are increasingly popular as more and more homes gain access to high speed Internet connections.  Thousands of geeks, nerds, and dweebs from all over the world play this game 24 hours a day.  The game allows you to fly in a simulation of World War II fighters, bombers, and even ground vehicles and boats.  

The latest version, known as 1.10, was released amidst much hype and has been well received by the fans of this popular genre.  The mad scramble to download the latest version has resulted in Internet connections all over the area being slowed to a crawl.  Ping rates to local servers were in the 5000 m/s range for most of the day, even for people using T3 cable lines.  

HTC founder, Dale "HiTech" Addink released the following statement: "This relese represints meny weaks of hard work bye the staf at HiTech Creatiosn.  we are very prod of our eforts and we are alredy hard at work on 1.11 wich will be relese in two weeks".  sic

Some local players werent as happy with the latest effort.  One player we spoke to told us he had been whining for the entire two weeks he has been playing for the inclusion of a number of planes.  This player, known as "Monkeyturd" (not his real name) told us, "I havent asked for much, I only wanted certain historically significant aircraft to be included and these simple requests have been completely ignored by HTC.  It would be extremely simple for them to add the following planes to the planeset:  the Ki-84, B-29, F-8f, F-86, Fokker Dr-1, Spirit of St. Louis, F-22, Concorde, C-141A (the short model before they added the fuselage extension), Cessna 172, UFOs, and the Goodyear Blimp.  Because HTC refuses to listen to their player base and obviously sits around doing nothing all day other than drinking beer and surfing the web,  I will be forced to cancel my subscription now that my free two weeks are up.  Other players noted that Monkeyturd is full of monkey s***.  Htcisnmbr1 (not his real name) had this to say, "Monkeyturd is cancelling because he doesnt have a real job, we dont need him anyways. Besides he was never a real Ace pilot because he always flew with combat trim on.  Besides the UFO (N1k1) was modelled a long time ago in Aces High."

Other local citizens expressed grave concerns that regular releases such as this, slowing down the Internet could have grave repercussions for the economy.  Doug "Pyro" Balmos, the producer of Aces High, had this to say about these concerns, "We invite all that are concerned about this subject to post on our UBB so we can ban them."  

Internet service was expected to be back to normal by as early as tomorrow evening with ping rates expected to reach as high as 3000 m/s by then.  

E-mail bhymen@dallasnews.com

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Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Durr on July 03, 2002, 04:36:10 PM
You can tell I was bored while downloading 1.10 hehe.  Took all of 13 minutes to download.  Not too shabby considering the awesomeness of it.

Seriously, Congratulations on an absolutely cool and extremely awesome release HTC.  Sign me up for a lifetime subscription please!  :cool:
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Turbot on July 03, 2002, 04:36:37 PM
It's funny because it's true - well sorta :)
Title: Re: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Ouch on July 03, 2002, 04:36:46 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Durr
This article was spotted in the Dallas Morning News:

HTC founder, Dale "HiTech" Addink released the following statement: "This relese represints meny weaks of hard work bye the staf at HiTech Creatiosn.  we are very prod of our eforts and we are alredy hard at work on 1.11 wich will be relese in two weeks".  sic


LOL!!!!

Everyone in the office is looking at me funny now!!!

Ouch out
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Duedel on July 03, 2002, 04:43:46 PM
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best post ever
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: gatso on July 03, 2002, 04:50:16 PM
I've just woken up everyone in my house because I was laughing so hard, THANKS  :D

Gatso
Title: Re: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Hortlund on July 03, 2002, 05:01:30 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Durr
Doug "Pyro" Balmos, the producer of Aces High, had this to say about these concerns, "We invite all that are concerned about this subject to post on our UBB so we can ban them."  


This line had me spitting coffee all over my desk.

ROFLMAO!!! :D
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: HFMudd on July 03, 2002, 05:06:06 PM
nort!
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Thrawn on July 03, 2002, 05:07:05 PM
heheh :D
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Pongo on July 03, 2002, 05:42:48 PM
Only had tears from suppressing a laugh at work once before..
lololol
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Wlfgng on July 03, 2002, 05:45:29 PM
definately Post of the Month..
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: funkedup on July 03, 2002, 06:23:48 PM
ROFL
Nice one Dan :)
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Durr on July 03, 2002, 06:29:05 PM
You can tell somebody has been reading theonion.com too much.
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Urchin on July 03, 2002, 07:28:30 PM
That is the *funniest* thing I have read in a LONG time.
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: BGBMAW on July 03, 2002, 08:03:57 PM
HAHAH very good u NEt Nerds...very funny Durr..  salute:)


Love BiGB
xoxoxo


P.S.    The porn industry and the online game of "Candyland" have registerd a dramatic drop in usage on there sites...Possiblity of lawsuits were suggested.....

lolol
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Octavius on July 03, 2002, 09:08:12 PM
LOL written by Buster Hymen?!
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: easymo on July 03, 2002, 10:12:43 PM
A classick.
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Roscoroo on July 04, 2002, 02:51:54 AM
Muhahahahaa   ...... THuuuuWUUUMMMMMMMMMMP ..!!!   (ouch)
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Durr on July 04, 2002, 03:23:04 AM
Im glad you all liked it. :D
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: straffo on July 04, 2002, 03:43:41 AM
it hurt :)

like teh other I love teh hetich snetence i'ts so treu ;)
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: osage on July 04, 2002, 04:09:39 AM
Quality humor!
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Gremlin on July 04, 2002, 04:26:25 AM
ROFL Durr.  Yep post of the month. Actually funniest thing I have read in quite a while.
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: bikekil on July 04, 2002, 04:38:19 AM
:D
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Nefarious on July 05, 2002, 02:29:03 AM
My last name is Hyman.

Buster is my favorite callsign,I used it back in Fighters Anthology. But for some reason when I first D/L AH I couldnt choose it.

My dads callsign in the navy was Buster.

:( :( :(
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Durr on July 10, 2002, 01:52:28 PM
Ah, good old Fighters Anthology.  What a great game.  One of the only nonrealistic flight simulators that I ever liked.  Truly one of the best ever though for its time even though it wasnt realistic.
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Wanker on July 10, 2002, 02:10:44 PM
Quote
HTC founder, Dale "HiTech" Addink released the following statement: "This relese represints meny weaks of hard work bye the staf at HiTech Creatiosn. we are very prod of our eforts and we are alredy hard at work on 1.11 wich will be relese in two weeks". sic


I thought the funniest part of this quote was the "sic" at the end. As if we needed that to point out the typos! :D

Great stuff, Durr
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Nefarious on July 10, 2002, 02:11:15 PM
Fighters anthology was a great game, escpecially after FAT came out.

I loved the Base Attack game it was awesome!

But like everygame including AH, everybody had a pretty good idea on what a/c to fly. And it was the Eurofighter. Every Arena was the same though.

4 vs 4 No F22, Xplanes, A10.

Made me laugh everytime I logged in.

I flew the Mig17 a lot, and managed to turn a few Euro pilots head's.

Have you seen LOMAC pics yet?
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: eskimo2 on July 10, 2002, 02:26:18 PM
ROTFLMAO!

Great job!  

And thanks for the laugh!

eskimo
Title: LMAO
Post by: crowMAW on July 10, 2002, 04:43:22 PM
Oh that was good.

And theOnion.com is as good as fact!!  Ask any Chinese reporter!

:D

Crow
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: NJMAW on July 10, 2002, 06:42:07 PM
AL Gore is turning over in his grave....................





























Oh damn!  He aint dead yet!?    LMAO
Title: Dallas Morning News Article
Post by: Corrs on July 10, 2002, 10:43:00 PM
Oh dam son!!! I just busted a gut, popped my brain,  broke a lung, and fell out of my chair casue I am laughing so hard!!! :D
Great post